The Complete Collection of Heterodox Stories

Auntie Anqiu beat her maid

Before the liberation, Auntie Anqiu was born into a family of scholars, knowledgeable, bright, open-minded, and enthusiastic about social welfare, and was respectfully referred to as Auntie Anqiu by the townspeople.

Aunty Um Qiu believes that the family's maidservant did something wrong, must be flogged and chastised, but the chastisement should be measured. If you hit lightly, will not hurt, she can not remember the lesson; if you hit hard, bruises still have to give her treatment, and even delay the work. Therefore, just enough is good. This story soon spread, and later became a popular saying to persuade those who treat people too much: "Auntie Anqiu beat the maidservant (喳某简)--just good is good."

Covering the ears and stealing the bell

Once upon a time there was a man who saw a very beautiful bell hanging on the door of a big house, so he wanted to steal the bell and take it for his own, and he naively thought that if he covered his own ears, other people wouldn't be able to hear the sound, but when he touched the bell, he made a sound at once, and let the people of the big house know it, and he regretted it very much after he was caught. After being caught, he regretted, "Why did I cover my ears, but someone still heard me? This story tells us one thing, don't think you can hide anything from the world, you can fool yourself but not others.

After that, there was a hysteria: cover your ears and steal the bell ---- to deceive yourself and others.

Fast and furious a cut

In July 23, 1482, just turned 24 years old, the young man Wu Dongsheng ready to go to the street to buy two pounds of cabbage. Suddenly, saw a crowded place. He saw that there seemed to be a ring inside the crowd. So, he used his light power to fly over people's heads and landed at the very front of the ring.

As it turned out, there was a beautiful young girl standing on the stage competing with a man with a large waist to untie a death knot. The two men were each holding a complicated knot tied with twine. Rough look to go nothing strange, take a closer look on the amazing, this big knot on at least 90 small knot. The little girl and the big man began to race to see who could untie the knot first. Wu Dongsheng understood, this is not a martial arts, not than the text of the marriage, but than the coincidence of the marriage!

Not more than 5 minutes later, the young girl had already untied all the knots. The middle-aged man, on the other hand, had only managed to untie about 30 knots. So that young girl said to the big man, "Sorry for the failure." The middle-aged man had to walk out of the ring with his head hanging down. Then the young girl said to everyone, "Now there are only two knots left, if you fail as well, this is the end of the day!"

Wu Dongsheng had already thought about it: this young girl had a pair of watery eyes, decent features, and tender white skin and a slim figure. Wu Dongsheng also thought: I'm also going to be in the time of marriage, and my old mother hasn't seen my girlfriend yet! So he flew to the ring.

There was a loud applause at the bottom. Wu Dongsheng got on stage and asked, "Are there any rules?" "Yes, whoever gets it off first wins!" After hearing the rules, the match between Wu Dongsheng and the young girl officially began. Wu Dongsheng took out his dagger and cut the knot with one slash. Thus winning the match as well.

Later, the matter was spread and it became an epigram: -Quick knife cuts off the knot - one knife cuts off two knots.

The Hakka dialect of hiatus, in addition to the use of homophonic, harmonic, to contrast, metaphor, metaphor and other rhetorical devices, there is also a specific story composed of people. For this kind of hiatus, if you don't know its story, it is difficult to explain its meaning. Examples are as follows:

"Master Zhang's tea - halfway back to sweet". Why is Mr. Zhang's tea halfway back to sweet? The story is: there was a rich man, known as Zhang San Master. Whenever the poor come to borrow money, he makes shoddy tea and asks, "Is my tea good?" Anyone who said, "Master Zhang's tea is the best tea," was granted a loan. On the other hand, no matter how hard they begged, they would not get a loan. A poor man, I do not know this temperament of the three masters, visit the door to ask for a loan, straight to the three masters of the tea is really inferior coarse tea, and the result is no matter how much begging, have not been borrowed, had to leave the three masters of the house in dismay. He walked all the way to think: "Why others go to the three masters can be borrowed, but only their own can not?" Thinking about it, suddenly realized that he may be due to say that his tea is not good. So he decided to go back to the third master to find out. So, when he went back to the third master's door, he called out loudly: "Third master ah third master, you quickly come out!" The Third Master came out at the sound of his voice and asked, "What are you doing here again?" The poor man said, "Master San, I am a poor man with short knowledge, earlier to your home to drink a cup of your tea, do not feel how, so wrongly said that it is bad tea. How do you know your tea into the belly, especially different, I came out of your home, walk a step in the belly of the strong sweet tea flavor on the emergence of a time, halfway to the road, your tea back to sweet as much, so that I refreshed and awake, the whole body refreshing ah! So I specially come back, tell you, the third master's tea is the world's best top quality tea ah!!!" The Third Master was so flustered by this that he finally agreed to lend it.

This postcard has two meanings: First, it is a metaphor for the Third Master's hypocrisy, and he was flattered by others, and then he became very happy. Secondly, it is a metaphor for the fact that if you are frustrated, you should think about it, find out the problem, change your strategy, and then you will be able to get things done.

Toilet light lamp - shine (find) shit (dead)

Toilet firecracker - shock dung (to fight)

Dragon King fart - God gas

Coffin outstretched hand - death also want money

Song San's younger brother - Song (to send) death (to die)

Sell cloth and salt - meddle in the affairs of the idle (salty)

Exposure to drink soup-

To drink soup- shameless and nasty. ---- shameless and nasty

Kuuzi worships his master ----- shameless

Burning paper on the grave -------- fooling ghosts

Nuns in the nunnery temple - no fu (husband)

Short man rides a big horse-