Interesting brain teaser

Who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director

What kind of person will appear after death? ● The characters in the movie

What hat can't I wear? ● Nut

What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note

What is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right ear

What water will never be used up? ● Tears

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short.

Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is penguin.

10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? ● CD

1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.

12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. ● Temper

13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic flowers

14 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Chang 'e loves rabbit meat.

15 where is the narrowest road? The road to go is very narrow.

/kloc-what's the name of farting before 0/6? ● Unique voice

17 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ● In the toilet.

18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety island on the road

19 Earth * Where is the safest place? ● Hell

A group of men who are afraid of their wives are getting together to discuss how to revive masculinity when they suddenly hear that their wives are coming.

Everyone fled everywhere, but one didn't run. Why? Low frighten fainted.

2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It is a flat figure.

What word is universal? ● Arabic numerals

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child.

Why? Because they are mother and child.

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Grandpa, father and son

Why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course, the hammer won't break.

A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? ● Faint.

What easily knocked down the 27th World Boxing Champion? ● Sleep.

There was once a lady who divorced several times and played a four-character idiom? ● Exhausted (abandoned) former public office (work)

What do stutterers suffer most from? ● Make long-distance calls.

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Step on the other foot.

Is "3 1 kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ● Conjunction

After the failure of heart exchange surgery, the doctor asked the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say? In fact, you don't understand my heart.

Why do men have to fight when drinking together? ● Don't eat hard food.

34 Divide 8 in half. What is it? ●0

When does the sun rise in the west? When swearing.

There is a newborn baby who gave birth to two children with his parents in the same month of the same year.

But they are not twins. Is this possible? Maybe, they are triplets.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes

A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is that there are no patients here.

Why is this? This is a veterinary hospital.

In winter, how can ice be turned into water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points of ice.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat go on its own way with indifference?

Didn't even look at the mouse A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

4 1 Why do peacocks fly southeast instead of northwest? Because there are high walls in the northwest.

A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

● At that time, the truck driver did not drive.

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Xiao Ming, of course.

There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning.

It only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change, and more importantly, it was his.

The swimming speed didn't change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim across the river. Why do you think it is?

Two and a half hours add up to an hour.

There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine.

What is unknown, you don't know and I know? ● The sole is broken.

There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. Don't look back, don't walk and don't look in the mirror.

Ask if they can see each other's faces. Of course, they stood face to face.

What kind of eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? ● Exam zero egg "0"

Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? I have a headache.

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' son is on the left. Mencius' son is on it.

5 1 What can I borrow without returning it? ● Sorry.

What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? ● Conductor

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle

What will increase by half after handstand? ●6

You will destroy it by calling its name. What is this? ● Silence

What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow

When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang didn't understand a foreign language.

He is not deaf, but he has never felt any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a word "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● Spare tire

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Sink into the river bottom

6 1 Under what circumstances will people burst into tears? ● Cremation

Fox is best at confusing men, so what "essence" do men and women fall in love with? ● Alcohol

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dares to stop fighting.

Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? ● Never really loved her.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● Dreaming

Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? ● Black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, and white chicken can't lay black eggs.

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? I forgot to lock the door.

What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? A seat in heaven.

Manager 7 1 can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? ● Fired.

What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? As long as you don't drink.

You don't need to work hard at typing. ● doze off

Some things, both buyers and sellers know, only users don't know. What is this? ● Coffin

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● bound volume

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows.

A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. ● Facing the ground

"Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? the day after tomorrow

What are the main reasons for divorce? ● Get married

8 19 oranges are distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? Low on the wall.

Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? She can't sit.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ● Trees can't jump

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● Earth

What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? ● Beauty

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● Afraid of eating fingers.

88 Who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay figurine

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? ● South "no" Amitabha.

Stealing is not illegal. ● Sneak

9 1 Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● In the hospital

Why do geese fly south? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow.

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fool

There are 6 steamed buns in 94 pots, which are given to 6 children each 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why?

● The last child takes the basin together.

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? This is the word "wrong"

97 what car can't move? ● Windmill

Xiaoming got a model student instead of studying. Why is Xiaoming a deaf-mute student?

How many sides does the box have? ● Two sides. internally and externally

100 which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month.

What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice Kirin.

(ice cream)

Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Because "Speak of the devil and he will come."

1 ~ 9, which is the laziest and the most diligent?

1 laziest, 2 most diligent.

Do one thing and never stop.

White plus white =?

little white rabbit

(2)

What line do orangutans like least?

Parallel lines do not intersect.

(banana)

What flower is the weakest?

Molly. This is a beautiful jasmine flower.

(powerless)

Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry better than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye blood splashes five steps ...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (Cat blood splashes five steps ...)

What animal did you kill but left your blood? Answer: mosquitoes

Why do healthy couples give birth to offspring without eyes?

Rooster couples can lay eggs, hehe.

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?

thermometer

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: He is aiming.

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair?

Answer: Cremation

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points of ice.

Zhao Benshan's NBA brain teasers.

Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. This IQ is to be tested! "

Gao Xiumin: "There are not many swindlers during the Spring Festival. Last year, I sold a car this year. This kind of life in America is quite good. I toss these idiots! "

Zhao Benshan "No.1 Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What is this? "

Iverson was shocked and thought that all China knew I had an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photos!"

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Because you brought a group of women, you are a man! "

"Duncan, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls him the father of the referee. Why? "

Duncan "because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't name it."

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Please ask the guest Rodman to answer the correct answer! "

Rodman replied, "His name is the referee's mother. That referee is a woman. One year, she called me a technical foul and I touched her ass ... "(Si Kang quickly said to the photographer," Don't broadcast this paragraph! " )

Zhao Benshan "No.3 Kobe, please listen to the question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled, you defended the third road, and O 'Neill defended the third road, but Jordan passed! How did he get there? "

Kobe smiled. "I think Jordan is old, old, how can I get along with him? Of course, he fainted! "

(Jordan grins on the big screen)

Gao Xiumin "correct answer plus ten points! No wonder you got married so early! "

Zhao Benshan "No.4 Malone, please look at the big screen. On the big screen is the Warring States Jazz King. Malone elbowed Webber with blood all over his face. ) Excuse me: Which hurts, the left elbow hitting the head or the right elbow hitting the head? "

Malone waved his right arm. "Of course my right elbow hurts!"

"Wrong!" The audience Weber replied: "It's a headache! I have a headache! "

Gao Xiumin: The number five is Kidd. He drives very fast. He said that one day when you were driving through a narrow lane, a car drove right in front of you and you were about to hit it. You both stopped at the same time. There is no moon in the sky at this time, and the lights and street lamps are broken. How did you see that? "

Kidd blinked. "Because in the daytime! There is the sun in the sky! "

Zhao Benshan "deserves to be a point guard. Just answer this question! Nice to meet you, my brother. Can you give me a little tip? You reported your ticket when you came! "

"O 'Neill six, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers. The first one is called a fool, the second one is called a fool, and the third one is called a fool. "

"Three fools!" O 'Neill grinned.

Zhao Benshan "wrong! The third name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old man! " Everyone laughed, but O 'Neill didn't understand and looked confused.

Zhao Benshan "King No.7". The villagers were all in tears when they saw the villagers. China has a high IQ, arachis duranensis. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a heavy smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They will go to space for a one-year investigation. Smokers brought ten cartons of cigarettes and alcoholics brought ten cases of wine. A year later, the two men got off the spaceship. The drunk is slightly drunk and looks satisfied, while the smoker looks depressed. Why? "

Wang clapped his hands and said with a smile, "He forgot his lamp!"

At this time, O' Neill shouted: "I finally understand why the third child is called Zhao Benshan!" Scofield quickly pulled O 'Neill out. "Don't be a disgrace here. I won't bring you here in the future! " )

After the party, O 'Neill has been moping about the humiliation at the party. Back to the Lakers club, I happened to meet Fei Shuai. O 'Neill hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand. "Fei Shuai, I'll give you a brain teaser. My father has three sons, the eldest is called a big fool, the second is called a second fool, and the third is called what? "

Fei Shuai "Your father's name is really strange, but it's right! If you think I am handsome and smart, you can't ask me this question! Presumably this third child is O 'Neill! "

"no!" O 'Neill shouted, "The third name is Zhao Benshan!"

Super brain teaser

Q 1 evening 12 o'clock?

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Q2 Grandpa, Dad and Brother, who will cry after listening to mom?

Grandpa → Because every night I think of my mother's words, my tears are shining. .......

Q3 Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Q4 Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q5 has a pair of conjoined twin sisters. One is Mary. What's the other one?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q6 What is effortless and comfortable to type?

doze off

Q7 What is not illegal to steal?

laugh to oneself

Q8. Mayflower and Lily have never had children?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Q9 Which cartoon character is the fattest?

Peter Pan → Because of Fat (Flying) and Fat Peter Pan.

Q 10 Who whistles while brushing their teeth?

People with false teeth

Q 1 1 Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Q 12 What method can I use to find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Bare feet

Q 13 What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

Q 14 who was the first person to be called up to endorse, the cat, the dog or the chicken?

Puppy → Because Wang Wang Xianbei (back first)

A man followed two nuns.

There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that there is a man who has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

How they were killed!

Four tourists from Taiwan Province Province are traveling in Japan. It's time for lunch They walked into a Japanese sushi restaurant.

These four tourists don't know much about Japanese, but they are gesticulating with spoken English. They had enough food and drink, and finally they were full.

Belly, is preparing to check out, a big accident happened:

A said, "it should be ok to pay in English!" Hi, Bill. Please! "

The boss bowed: "hay, bear (beer)."

So I sent four bottles of beer.

B said, let me say, how much is it?

The boss blushed: Hay, Ha-Ma-Chi (red bug)!

Send four red bugs in a row.

C stood up quickly: listen to me. In Japanese, checkout should be I-ku-ra, yes, I-ku-ra!

The boss shouted happily to the kitchen: I-ku-ra (salmon egg)!

Immediately, four plates of salmon eggs were sent to the table, and C roared: # # Mom!

The boss smiled and bowed 90 degrees: hay, hay, Carney double (sturgeon double)!

D finally couldn't help it: bitch!