Answer: fool
2 There were 6 buns in the basin, 6 children got 1 each, but 1 remained in the basin, why? Answer:
The last child took the basin with him
3 Can you turn ice into water as fast as you can? Answer:
Take away two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
4 In winter, the baby was afraid of the cold and refused to take off his hat when he came inside. But he took off his hat obediently when he saw a man, who was that man? Answer:
The barber
5 The old king shaves forty or fifty times a day, but still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? Answer:
Lao Wang is a barber
6 There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What is this word? Answer:
It's the word "wrong"
7 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? Answer:
Himself
8 What is the use of egg shells? Answer:
It is used to wrap egg whites and yolks.
9 What is something you don't have to put effort into beating? Answer:
Yawning
10 You can do it, I can do it, everybody does it; one person can do it, two people can't do it together. What is this doing? Answer:
Dreaming
11 What must each person do seriously every day? Answer:
Sleeping
12 What kind of person is always afraid to take a bath Answer:
Mudman
13 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student,why Answer:
Small Ming is a deaf student
14 What kind of car can't move an inch? Answer:
The windmill
15 Which month has 28 days? Answer:
Every month has 28 days
16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:
It's not as good as being in bed
17 What kind of alcohol should you not drink? Answer:
Iodine
18 What kind of egg can't be beaten, cooked or eaten? Answer:
The zero egg "0" from the test
19 What is the one thing that you don't have to put any effort into beating? Answer:
Dozing
20 The train takes 6 hours to get from Beijing to Shanghai, and after 3 hours of exercise, the train should be in what place? Answer:
On the tracks
21 When does the clock stop moving? Answer:
The clock never moves in the first place
22 What kind of books can't you buy in a bookstore? Answer:
Lost books
23 What is the narrowest road? Answer:
Narrow road of wrongdoers
24 What can't you eat? Answer:
"Stuff" direction
25 Why didn't a man die when he fell out of an airplane? Answer:
The plane stopped on the ground
26 What is the flower that blooms all year round? Answer:
Plastic flowers
27 What alphabet is the most popular? Answer:
CD
28 What kind of person never goes to the doctor when they are sick? Answer:
The blind
29 Why does Ming look at his classmates' answers even though he knows the answers to the test? Answer:
Ming is a teacher
30 Why can't you break an egg with a hammer? Answer:
Of course the hammer won't break
31 Who is the boxing champion easily knocked out? Answer:
Sleepyheads
32 What is it that God doesn't know and you don't know? Answer:
Broken soles
33 A man was walking on the beach, but no footprints were found behind him, why? Answer:
He was walking backwards
34 A truck driver ran over a motorcycle rider, the truck driver was seriously injured but the motorcycle rider was fine, why? Answer:
The truck driver wasn't driving at the time
35 What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer:
Open your eyes
36 Can you write in red with a blue pen? Answer:
What's so hard about writing the word "red"
37 When a car makes a right turn, which tire doesn't turn? Answer:
The spare tire
38 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer:
Confucius' Zi is on the left, and Mencius' Zi is on the top
39 Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third year? Answer:
First to third year, learning a lesson in two days is not bad!
40 How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer:
One. Because it's not an empty stomach after you eat one.
41 What did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World? Answer:
Take a step on the other foot
42 When the caterpillar came home, he said something to his father, and he fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say? Answer:
The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
43 When the airplane fell from the sky, why was none of them hurt? Answer:
All dead
44 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer:
It's the word flat
45 What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:
A safety island on the road
46 When you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why did the chicken die and the goose didn't? Answer:
The penguin
47 Four people were playing mahjong in a hut (with no one else watching) when the police came, all four people ran away, but when the police got to the hut they caught another person, why? Answer:
Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him
48 Who is the king of beasts? Answer:
The director of the zoo
49 What can be used to solve all the riddles? Answer:
Answer
50 What kind of person appears after death? Answer:
People in movies
51 Who is the person who loves to ask about other people? Answer:
Reporters
52 Who speaks in a voice that carries the furthest? Answer:
The person who makes the phone calls
53 What has the same manufacturing date and expiration date? Answer:
Daily newspapers
54 Mimi spent all last night on her history textbook, but her mom still scolded her for not working hard the next day, why? Answer:
She slept with her history textbook as a pillow
55 Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer:
Just cover your eyes with leaves
56 A cow, walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, backs up and turns to the right, and asks where the cow's tail is facing? Answer:
Toward the ground
57 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?wenwen Answer:
Fear of biting their own hand
58 What is the number when you divide an 8 in half? Answer:
0
59 People who stutter suffer the most? Answer:
Calling international calls
60 What makes people cry and laugh? Answer:
Masks
61 What do you do if you drop your ID card? Answer:
Pick it up
62 A man was walking on a one-wood bridge and a tiger came in front of him and a bear behind him, how did the man get across? Answer:
Fainted
63 There were two prisoners in a jail, one night the prisoners both escaped, but the next day the guards opened the cell door and saw that there was another prisoner inside? Answer:
The escaped prisoner's name was "Du"
64 Xiao Ming's mother had three sons, the eldest only son was called Da Ming, the second son was called Er Ming, and the third son was called what? Answer:
Small Ming of course
65 Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer:
Running to catch a mouse
66 What does an elephant's left ear resemble? Answer:
The right ear
67 What happens when a needle falls into the sea? Answer:
Buy another one
68 There was a man walking on the beach, but when he turned around he couldn't see his footprints, why? Answer:
Because he walked backwards
69 A migratory bird takes one hour to fly from the south to the north and two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south, why? Answer:
Isn't two and a half hours an hour
70 What kind of person lies to others as well as to himself? Answer:
Cheaters
71 Mr. Lee went to the 16th floor to talk business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then climbed the stairs on foot to get up there, why? Answer:
Mr. Lee is too short to press the elevator button for the 16th floor
72 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night, the child is the adult's son but the adult is not the child's father, why? Answer:
Because they are mother and son
73 What word is used all over the world? Answer:
Arabic numerals
74 A man had a big, thick, wide book placed in front of him, and he tried to straddle it but he couldn't, do you know why? Answer:
Because the book was sitting in the corner
75 What is the secret of a person's longevity? Answer:
Keep breathing and don't cut off
76 When do you see the moon the biggest? Answer:
When you go to the moon
77 What kind of person works only one day in a year? Answer:
Santa Claus
78 What is better to turn a blind eye to? Answer:
Shooting
79 Why do newborns have only one left eye? Answer:
Human beings are born with only one left eye
80 Which tooth grows out last? Answer:
Dentures
81 The room was on fire and Ming couldn't pull the door open, how did he get out later? Answer:
Push the door open
82 Blue Orchid wasn't sick, but she had her mouth open and closed all night? Answer:
She eats melon seeds
83 What is the best at making false statements? Answer:
The magician
84 Is there a box with two sides? Answer:
Yes! Inside and outside
85 Iron rusts when left outside the house in the open air, but what about gold? Answer:
It will be stolen
86 Take an egg and throw it at a rock, why didn't the egg break? Answer:
Hold the egg in your left hand and throw the stone in your right hand, how can the egg break?
87 How many words are in the "New Chinese Dictionary"? Answer:
Four
88 What is the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer:
One wears his underwear on the inside and the other on the outside
89 What person has the worst heart? Answer:
People who get gastroenteritis.
90 A guest brought a basket of strawberries and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries in the house why Answer:
The guest sent just a painting
Grandpa who has never seen him What kind of grandpa is he? Answer:
God
92 2 pairs of fathers and sons went hunting, they each reached a mallard , but the total **** was only 3, why? Answer:
3 grandchildren
93 A patient went to the hospital for a health checkup, why did the doctor say "You stay away from me" What disease did the patient have? Answer:
Cock-eye
94 What is green when you don't eat it, red when you do eat it, and black when you spit it out? Answer:
Watermelon
95 Why does the sun rise earlier than people every day? Answer:
Because: people sleep later than the sun!
96 A wolf got into the sheep pen and wanted to eat the sheep, but why didn't it eat and eat the sheep? Answer:
Because: there were no sheep in the sheepfold!
97 There are those who sell and those who don't, and a lot of them are sold every day. Answer:
Menkan
98 What is the safest boat? Answer:
Boat parked in the beach
99 There was a flock of sheep coming up the hill. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ****? Answer:
It's still a flock yah!
100 What is the first step you should take when you want to turn your dream into reality? Answer:
Get up.
101 What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda? Answer:
No color photos
102 It was raining and everyone was rushing home, but there was a man walking slowly (he didn't hold an umbrella) Someone asked him why he didn't hurry home, and he said something that made the man faint. Answer:
"What's the hurry, there's still rain ahead!"
103 The boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dish every day. Answer:
"Fried squid"
104 What is the most embarrassing thing for a reader? Answer:
When you want to buy a book, you suddenly realize that you don't have any money in your bag
105 A brother buys 3 bags of rice and a brother buys 2 bags of rice, and when they get home, they put the rice in 1 big bag, how many bags of rice do they have now? Answer:
1 bag of rice
106 Why did Ming cry when he got 100 marks in the exam? Answer:
Crying for joy
107 Wang, a good soldier, was on guard duty when he saw the enemy sneaking up on him, but why did he turn a blind eye? Answer:
He was aiming at the enemy.
108 Why did Tongtong and Zhuangzhuang say that Zhuangzhuang grew up drinking goat's milk the first time they met? Answer:
Strong is a goat
109 What is something that goes up while going down while going down? Answer:
A teeter-totter
110 Do something from scratch. Answer:
Shave your head
111 There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof, do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? Answer:
Roosters don't lay eggs
112 What is the one thing Hercules could never lift? Answer:
Himself
113 Why does a frog jump higher than a tree Answer:
Trees don't jump
114 What's a person who is double-minded? Answer:
A person with many hearts because that person has three hearts .
115 Who would win a race between a red crab 80 centimeters long and a black crab 30 centimeters long? Answer:
The black crab. Because the red crab is cooked.
116 A marshal is one rank higher than a general, when are marshals and generals equal? Answer:
Playing chess
117 What doesn't get wet when dropped in water? Answer:
The shadow.
118 Xiao Wang is a driver, one day driving a car accident, when the police arrived, found a dead man in the car, Xiao Wang did say that no matter what he did, why? Answer:
King was driving a hearse
119 What kind of animal stays up all night every day? Answer:
The panda, which stays up so late that it has dark circles under its eyes.
120 One piglet sells for 200 yuan, so why do two piglets sell for tens of thousands of yuan? Answer:
Because piglets with two heads are rare.
A man, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, and a cabbage, and the man wants to carry all three to the other side of the river, which two should be delivered first? Answer:
The dog and the cabbage first
122 What kind of person likes to be told to get lost? Answer:
The man in prison
123 What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? Answer:
Hard
124 Why do people like to climb up the ladder? Answer:
Because people are made of monkeys.
125 How did the elephant's long trunk grow? Answer:
At birth.
126 A boat can hold up to 50 people. 49 people are sitting in it now, and when one more person comes, the boat sinks. Answer:
Because it was a submarine
127 There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Answer:
Matches
128 Why did the janitor cry his eyes out when the elephant at the zoo died? Answer:
Because he thought of digging such a big hole that he might die of exhaustion.
129 Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? Answer:
All of them have become human beings.
130 Xiao Ming talks all day long, why didn't he say a word today? Answer:
Because he has lost his voice.
131 Why are there two holes in the newly bought socks? Answer:
How else can you wear them
132 Xiaodong slept in class, but the teacher didn't say anything to him, why? Answer:
The teacher didn't see it
133 Why did a big green horse fall into a bowl of rice and drown? Answer:
A nickname for a cricket
134 What thief can be executed immediately after being caught? Answer:
Squid
135 A caterpillar (with eight feet) walks up a pile of cow dung, and when it gets down to the ground, it finds only six footprints. Answer:
The cow dung was so smelly that two feet pinched their noses
136 Why do geese fly south? Answer:
Thinking that walking is too slow, then fly ah
137 There is a bridge can only multiply the weight of 70 kilograms, a man weighing 65 kilograms, he had to carry two balls weighing 2.6 kilograms across the bridge, without borrowing anything from the bridge to bring the two balls over, how did he go over? Answer:
Throw one ball and throw the other when it is about to fall.
138 Usually dad washes the dishes after dinner, but why didn't he do it today? Answer:
Today's meal at the restaurant
139 There was a caterpillar that wanted to cross a river and there was no bridge in front of it, so it asked how it got across Answer:
Turned into a butterfly and flew over it
140 What animal did you kill but shed your blood? Answer:
Mosquito
141 What will happen to a rusty embroidery needle when it is thrown into the sea of bait in Yunnan on July 7 at 7:07:07, when the moon is in the sky? Answer:
Fall to the bottom of the sea
142 What tendon can't be plastered when injured? Answer:
Brain injury.
143 The Curious Relationship On a slope, there were two men pushing a cart. A man came up to them and asked the one in front, "Is the one behind you your son?" The man says, "Yes!" He then asked the man behind him, "Is the man in front your father?" But he says, "No!" What kind of relationship is this? Answer:
Mother-Son Relationship
144 What breaks everyone's heart? Answer:
World Record
145 Why didn't a man's hair get wet when he fell into the sea? Answer:
Because he was bald
146 What is something that people don't want? Answer:
Sickness.
147 There are ten birds in the forest, Ming shot one of them, but the other nine didn't fly away. Answer:
Ostrich
148 What is the biggest shadow you see every day? Answer:
The night, the shadow of the earth
149 What happens to a house when the blocks fall down? Answer:
To escape
150 Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer:
Because no one dares to wake it up
151 What is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 centimeter through which an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass? Answer:
The answer is water, did you get it?
152 Why hasn't Ming been hurt when he jumped down from the sixth floor? Answer:
He turned around and jumped toward the room.
153 In class, the teacher asked his classmates, "What is the Earth without humans and animals living on it?" The teacher asked the class, "What is the Earth without humans and animals? Do you know what his answer was? Answer:
The globe
154 Where is angora rabbit fur produced? Answer:
On Angora Rabbits
155 Why do goldfish always look silly? Answer:
It has water in its head.
156 What should a grandfather do when he has to cross a bridge and there is a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him? Answer:
Fainting
157 What is your grandfather's son's father's mother's aunt's sister-in-law's uncle's uncle's uncle's uncle's relationship to you? Answer:
Relatives!
158 A rectangular box has 8 corners and 8 sides. How many corners and sides are left when the box is cut? Answer:
There are 8 corners and 8 sides!
159 Why can Dongdong, who is in the first grade, write foreign characters even though he has never studied a foreign language? Answer:
He writes Arabic numerals.
160 Is the black chicken or the white chicken better? Answer:
The black chicken. Because black chickens lay white eggs and white chickens don't lay black eggs!
161 Why did the teacher know that Bao's father was left-handed as soon as he saw him? Answer:
Because he has five marks on the right side of his face.
162 You killed an animal, why did you bleed your own blood. Answer:
Because you killed a mosquito that was sucking your own blood
163 There is an object that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand, what is this object. Answer:
Our own right hand
164 Mantis invited the centipede and gecko to his home as a guest, and found that the soy sauce was out of hunger when he was cooking, and the centipede volunteered to go out and buy it, but it took a long time to do so, so what happened? Answer:
After opening the door, the centipede was still sitting at the door wearing shoes
165 What kind of person never washes his hair? Answer:
Monk
166 A dog and a frog swam in a race. Usually the frog swam faster, why did the dog win in one race? Answer:
Because the rules of the competition were that the dog was allowed to use the plane, not the breaststroke!
167 Xiaowei's schoolbag hides a duck egg, why he refused to take it out to his mother to cook? Answer:
It was the "big duck egg" on the exam paper
168 Why do people close their eyes when they die? Answer:
Because it's scary to keep your eyes open!
169 Why does the mafia like to wear white gloves? Answer:
Because hands are too black.
170 How many words are in the national anthem I*** Answer:
Two
171 What happens when a natural black marble is thrown into the Pacific Ocean on January 1? Answer:
The marble sinks into the Pacific Ocean
172 There are 5 little ants, and each little ant says that there is another little ant behind it, why? Answer:
One little ant is lying
173 What cow doesn't eat grass? Answer:
Snails
174 The teacher said, "There are 106 bones in our body", but Ming said, "There are 107 bones in his body", why? Answer:
Because Ming accidentally ate a fish bone.
175 What book has neither an author nor can anyone read it? Answer:
Of course it's a heavenly book!
176 On which day of the year does a person sleep the longest? Answer:
The last day of the year as he crosses over to the next year.
177 How many monkeys are there in the tree? Answer:
Two monkeys.
178 Where is the place to ask for trouble? Answer:
The pharmacy
179 Why is it that two prisoners are locked up in a cell, one for a year for stealing, and the other, a robber and murderer, is only locked up for two weeks? Answer:
The robber-murderer was taken out and shot
180 How do you put all your left hands in your right pants pocket and all your right hands in your left pants pocket? Answer:
Wear your pants backwards
5 chickens produce 5 eggs in 5 days. how many chickens are needed to produce 100 eggs in 100 days? Answer:
Still only 5 chickens are needed
182 What gets bigger the more you cut it? Answer:
Holes
183 What is a net made of? Answer:
Made of holes.
184 What if you don't finish your homework? Answer:
Ask the teacher, the homework is left by the teacher.
185 Ceremony The priest has performed all kinds of ceremonies, but there is one that he cannot perform. What is it? Answer:
His own funeral.
186 Examination In a closely monitored examination, two students submitted identical papers. When the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. Answer:
They both handed in blank papers.
187 Eating Grass A circle with a diameter of ten meters was drawn on the grass, with a cow inside and a stake in the center of the circle. The cow is tied to a five-meter rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, can the cow eat the grass outside the circle? Answer:
Yes, because the question does not say that the cow is bolted to the stake.
188 Do you know why fish live only in water and not on land? Answer:
There are cats on land
189 There are two coins that are nickels and quarters and one of them is not a nickel, which two coins are they? Answer:
It's a nickel and a nickel, and the nickel is certainly not a nickel!
190 Do you know whether rice is more expensive or baklava is more expensive? Answer:
Rice.
191 When is the best time to pick apples?
When the apples are ripe
192 There is a man with five dollars in his pocket, what is left in his pocket after dropping the five dollars? Answer:
A hole
193 What fish has a belly that floats to the surface? Answer:
A dead fish
194 Ming is 12 years old, why has he only had three birthdays? Answer:
Birthday is February 29
195 Why do people hit their heads against tofu? Answer:
Because tofu doesn't hit your head
196 Xiao Ming eats a master every day,is he a monster? Answer:
Eating Master Kong!
197 Xiao Wang brushed his mouth all morning, why people still say his breath stinks Answer:
Because Xiao Wang loves to curse, so people say his breath stinks
198 Xiao Li threw an egg more than 2 meters and it didn't break, why? Answer:
Because the egg hadn't hit the ground when it was thrown over 2 meters.
199 Two men went to Lukan and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them wakes up and wakes the other. Ask you to see the stars in the sky. What do you think of? Answer:
The tent was stolen.
200 What is the best way to make a long stick shorter? Answer:
Take a longer stick and compare it with it won't it be shorter.
201 Why do you see the lightning first and hear the thunder later. Answer:
Because the eye grows in front
202 What is the road on which people are most afraid to go? Answer:
The Road of Extinction
203 What kind of person dares to act on the emperor's head? Answer:
The Barber
204 What kind of official, who doesn't pay salary, has to give money to others and smile with them? Answer:
The groom's officer
205 How much earth is in a dug pit 6 meters long, 7 meters wide and 8 meters high? Answer:
It has been dug, so there is no earth!
206 Which village is the largest in China? Answer:
Shijiazhuang
207 Where can a horse walk without legs? Answer:
On the chess board
208 How did the president of the United States get into the palace? Answer:
Through the gate
209 A number with the first digit removed is 13,and with the last digit removed is 40.What is the number? Answer:
Forty-three
210 We all know that there are three steps to put an elephant into a refrigerator: 1 open the door; 2 put the elephant in; 3 close the door. How many steps do you need to put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Answer:
Four steps: 1 open the refrigerator door; 2 take the elephant out; 3 put the giraffe in; 4 close the refrigerator door.
211One day Lao Zhang went to the market to buy chickens, turned half a day to buy 10 roosters and 10 hens, on the way home, I do not know what to think of Rush to the market to buy 5 roosters and 5 hens why? Answer:
Feed millet ah
212 What kind of nails are the most terrible? Answer:
The nail in the eye.
213 Jack was the fastest runner, why did his chief still criticize him. Answer:
Running away
214 In what is there no difference between the poor and the rich? When should Xiao Fang go to the appointment? Answer:
It is tomorrow for the appointment.
216 A man, who feels that the earth is standing and moving, why? Answer:
He is drunk.
217 Once upon a time there were three men, a robo, a shaking head, and a cripple, and one day the three of them crossed a bridge, and this one would not let the robo . The three of them crossed a bridge one day. Crippled, these three people's disease is not allowed to cross, you help them think of a way to let them pass. Answer:
Luoban first put a cricket, and then Luoban said cricket, shaking his head on the head to say, "Where? Where?" Finally, the cripple says, "Where's this? This?"
218 What kind of person likes it to rain every day Answer:
Manufacturer of umbrellas
219 Which bridge can't be driven or walked on? Answer:
Zheng Banqiao
220 Some people say that 'eating fish can prevent you from getting myopia',why? Answer:
Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses?
221 A pair of shoes sells for 16 dollars, how much does a shoe sell for? Answer:
Not for sale.
222 What animal does a pug most resemble with its tail removed? What do you do before you go to bed? Answer：
哈巴狗 Close your eyes
223 Xiaohua's grandfather has 7 sons, and each son has a sister. Answer:
8, the daughter is the youngest.
224 A 5-yuan bill and a 50-yuan bill fell on the ground. Answer:
Pick up both
225 Why didn't the general have to go out of the city to do battle? Answer:
Playing chess.
226 Who has the strongest head in the world? Answer:
The locomotive
227 What is the most satisfying thing? Answer:
Socks
228 There is a cute panda in the zoo, why are people afraid to pick it up Answer:
Paint is not yet dry
229 Frogs and dogs race to swim, why does the dog win? Answer:
Because they race to swim doggy style.
230 What is at the very top of the sky? Answer:
It's "one"
231 The cow is milked every day, but why does it still have milk? Answer:
Feed it to the grass
232 What kind of dog is wet? Answer:
The water dog.
233 What is the best way to make a basket of water not come up empty? Answer:
Lifting ice sha.
234 Two mouths are Lu, three mouths are Pin, so also four mouths and five mouths are what characters? Answer:
Tian, Wu
235 Xiaoming came home from school and said to his mom, "There is a place in the house where I can sit if I want to, but you can't." Do you know what it is? Answer:
On mom's lap
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