How to write a card to send flowers to a recently divorced woman (I like her and want to pursue . Once have been silently concerned about you in the future willing to do more for you you are flowers, I am the flower guardian. Your future, by me to guard. Chase a little more euphemistic chase answer flower fragrance people more beautiful, fragrant intoxicated intention. This answer was adopted by the questioner to send flowers to a just a daily laugh: 1, male: "Marry me!!!" Woman: "I want to promise you, can, see across the thick makeup that woman did not! You go over and give her two big slaps! I'll go with you to get a license right away!" The man didn't say a word and went over to her and slapped her across the face. The woman also did not say anything, directly with the man to get a license. Man: "Since we are already husband and wife, can you tell me why you let me slap her twice?" Woman: "Shameless! How much business did you steal from me in one morning!" 2, with the girl I like to date, the first day first to go to the date place to step on the spot. About a relatively niche movie theater, cinema building below is a cafe, try a little coffee try a piece of cake, check out all the posters in the coffee shop. Checked out the dining facilities around the area, had a meal at a favorite restaurant and figured out what to order the next night. Looked at the transportation around the area, how to get her home, how to do the bus, in which direction is a good place to get a taxi. I looked at the nearby convenience stores to see where they sell her favorite drinks. Everything is ready, the results of the next day was pigeonholed. 3, boredom, to the sister-in-law sent a psychological test question: "If the two of us stranded on a deserted island, what will you do?"　　Her answer is very scary, said to screenshot to tell her sister! 4, "Please put I just like you can't dry me but can do nothing about it this sentence read again" "I just like you..." "Stop! ! I think that's enough here." 5, the weekend, buddy daughter-in-law is cleaning the room, suddenly came out of the words: "Ugh! How a housewife never have endless chores." Buddy to a sentence: "There is no way ah! You do not agree with me to marry two. Haha