1, fake and shoddy Apple headphones!
I remember talking to the customer service before I bought it. I asked, is it genuine? (Of course not. Where did Apple get the headphones? The customer service said, well, do you think this price can be bought for real? I suddenly felt, wow, this seller is so honest and different! I want to buy it! As a result, I got my hand, and this earphone, regardless of whether it is right or not, is its cultivation as an earphone? It's just an empty shell with a generator inside! And the generator fell off after a day of use! I can only pull out the earphone shell and stick it on with tape! What's even more exasperating is that my mother asked me how the headphones were, and I just said it was good to prove my eye! Stupid is one word, I will only say it once!
2. Non-mainstream cool women's clothes with wonderful colors and strange shapes!
When I first entered Taobao, I felt that Taobao's clothes were colorful and cheap, which was simply great! As a girl who loves beauty, of course she wants to buy buy buy! I pick and choose, hmm! Not bad! Just these two! Striped shirt, international model! There's a cat head on it, Kawaii! Red hoodie! Tide! Got it, huh? This pattern, this fabric, seems to be different from the cool international trend I imagined? How to see the village more and more? As a result, as you can see, the hoodie was wisely returned, and the striped shirt ... seems to have been worn once?
3. What I bought when I was shocked by all kinds of crazy and cool headlines!
American official reservation! Bookmarks ordered from the United States, very powerful, very great, are there any! "The best in the world", listen, listen, how domineering! Although I am not the best in the world, I must use the best bookmarks in the world! Maybe it will become Bill Gates? What? 8 yuan for postage? It doesn't matter! What is 8 yuan? 8 yuan can send me the best bookmarks. It's a great deal! As a result ... It doesn't work at all! A bookmark is a thin piece of iron folded in half, with at most two pieces of paper sandwiched between it. Every time I clip it, I have to look carefully from the top of the book to find the small bookmark hidden in the page!
4. Handu Yishe, which is harmful to people!
Handu Yishe really cheated a group of little girls! Every year on the Double Eleven, when I see a package of Handu Yishe in the express room, I will gently shake my head and sigh, another child cheated by gorgeous photos ~ But no matter how I sigh, I can't change the fact that I once paid a large amount of IQ tax! For the little girl who just has her own Taobao account, Handu Yishe is simply a clean stream in the women's clothing industry! Every model is a Korean beauty, tall, thin and beautiful! There are even Gianna Jun and Park Shin Hye to speak for them! This is simply our fashion benchmark! Besides, the double eleven is over 300 MINUS 50, and over 600 MINUS 200 (seems like this? ）！ Buy buy buys it! I remember that I had several roommates, um ... thanks to my roommates for not killing me! Get the clothes, in a word, big! Two words, fat! I obviously bought S. What do you mean by sending me a sack? Why is the T-shirt so transparent? Why is the skirt so big around the waist? Why is that hat in the coat so difficult to handle?
I remember another roommate bought a trench coat with rusty buttons, and another roommate bought a Korean T-shirt, and then she wore it as a skirt. ......
Now every time I look at the order, I will sigh that my brain really got a lot of water in those years. ......