delicious food
The head of Xiaobo Village heard that the mayor was coming to inspect the village, so he immediately prepared a table of delicious food to wait at the hotel.
However, the mayor was late, and some villagers wondered whether the hotel arranged in his village was too low-level.
Just when the village chief Xiaobo was in trouble, he found the mayor's car on the roadside outside the village and told everyone to ask for help.
When everyone took the mayor to the hotel by motorcycle to wash away the dust, all the dishes on the table disappeared, especially the shark's fin, which the village chief Xiaobo usually didn't want to eat, was taken out and cooked into delicious food and put on this table.
Fortunately, the chef of the hotel immediately prepared another table to welcome the mayor. The mayor needs some entertainment after dinner. Everyone knows what the mayor needs.
Just when the villagers who went out to pick them up didn't come back, the mayor who had been waiting for three hours began to get a little angry. Want to leave here.
Just as the mayor was about to leave, a group of scrawny people outside the hotel kept eating, and clearly saw that it was just an entertainment provided by several villagers. Then, they all saw the mayor, a food as fat as a pig. Those skinny people are starting to drool.
PS: Of course, the mayor's final fate is to treat them as delicious food. Don't ask why, ask what the mayor did, because it happened to be July 40.
War and food
In places where wars are frequent, food will be in short supply. Strangely, war correspondent Li found that the younger brother and sister of a refugee family in Iraq always seemed to be healthy, and they were not threatened by hunger.
Just then, suddenly a shell flew over Iraq City. Then, it exploded in the city center. Fortunately, Li runs fast. However, I blew up a few fingers myself. Cheng Nuo thought, no matter what, he didn't die, and he still had a life to go back to the countryside to see his family.
There is still a shortage of food here in Iraq. After all, it's a good thing to be in the mood to open a gourmet restaurant and escape from the gunfire. In the face of the enemy's new round of blasting, Iraqi militants also shot. Cheng Nuo immediately took some photos in secret. In the meantime, stand by and watch. He was hungry, took a few bites of chocolate and suddenly found someone staring at him. It turned out to be a pair of little brothers and sisters during the day. They bit their fingers and looked at Chen Nuo, who was lying on the ground eating chocolate, drooling.
Cheng Nuo thought they might be hungry, so they put their heads on the ground. Avoid the attack first, and then give them the rest of the chocolate.
But when Cheng Nuo put chocolate on his brother and sister's lips.
I was surprised to find that their mouths were sealed with glue.
PS: In the story, the little brothers and sisters that Li Chengnuo first saw were souls. They're already dead. It is impossible to show healthy and hungry children on the battlefield of war. It may be Li. He found them because of his yin and yang eyes. But how did the little brother and sister die? Because their father could not stop them from crying, and the enemy was approaching, they sealed their mouths with glue.
Third, your head looks delicious.
"Your head looks delicious. Give me a bite! " This is a sentence that kindergarten teacher Li Yun likes to make fun of children.
This is a threat to children who are disobedient and take a nap. In fact, Mr. Li usually makes a face and then goes up to the children and kisses them a few times. Just kidding. A kindergarten girl who likes Miss Li for a long time. Sometimes I just don't take a nap and want Miss Li to come over and kiss me. It's really a child.
Because it was discovered by parents. This is an unintentional trick, just for fun. Because the negative image of Mr. China's wife is too bad. Parents are worried that Miss Li will really stop sexually assaulting her daughter. So I complained to the kindergarten principal. The headmaster had to warn Mr Liu Yun that he couldn't play with the students like this.
After receiving complaints from parents, Mr. Li Yun feels that parents now spoil their children too much. Do you really eat their children's heads? No. Therefore, Mr. Li Yun plans to be a kindergarten teacher later. After all, it is really disharmonious for a man to be a kindergarten teacher. Although I am a serious male teacher. After all, men's words are awesome. In the eyes of parents with girls studying, male teachers are now wolves and tigers.
Liu Yun was late when she went to the kindergarten teacher. A week later, she received a phone call saying, "Miss Liu Yun, come back soon. Children, children, suddenly the phone hangs up. "
Liu Yun resigned from his new job. Run to the former kindergarten to have a look. I found that the kindergarten children's heads were all eaten. Just like teacher Li Yun said, "I'm going to eat your head."
PS: The child in the story gave it to the monster on the ceiling, and the monster on the wall ate its head. I heard that this monster is shy, but if you keep eating your head, he will really appear and eat your head. Especially the head of a child, he likes to eat it best. Tell parents and teachers that children have strong imitation ability. You can't make up some little lies to cheat them every day, or one day they may really be taken away by the wall monster suddenly!
Four greedy Li Meimei.
Li Meimei, who weighs 150 Jin, has been shouting to lose weight, lose weight! But the manager can't keep his mouth shut, sometimes he goes on a hunger strike for a day or two, and finally he will go to a foreign fast food restaurant to overeat on the third day.
My brother Li Chengcheng doesn't even know how to say that his sister Li Mei is beautiful. He usually watches Korean dramas, potato chips and coke without leaving. It's just a plan to gain weight! It's not like losing weight. Li Meimei suddenly woke up one day and decided not to lose weight! Just do liposuction, it's not that difficult. This is a happy decision.
So Li Meimei found a plastic surgery hospital. Facing her about to go to the operating table, she calmly thought that she would finally say goodbye to her obese body. I didn't expect to enter a black shop, not just a black shop. They are also a black shop controlled by alien insects.
Li Meimei saw herself trapped in a cell with a group of girls who wanted plastic surgery. Outside is a silver crustacean as big as a cat. Then the plastic surgery hospital staff introduced a fatter girl among the girls. Remember, several big bugs are constantly sucking the vitality of that girl. The girl finally died in pain.
Li Meimei was not afraid when he saw it, as if he had discovered a new continent. Shouting at thirty or forty girls who are still alive: "Sisters, look, those insects can help us lose weight. I think the liquid on their backs can quickly burn the fat in our bodies, and it is harmless and natural. Come on, girls, shell those bugs and eat their blood. I want to resist. "
Li Meimei's guess is right. Who told her that she was a doctoral student in chemistry? I heard that losing weight, a group of girls rushed to the insect team like wolves. Fight hard. No, it should be said that it was a massacre. Basically, some girls also call their families to kill bugs and get diet liquid.
Li Chengcheng rushed to the plastic surgery hospital to see his sister. Because he looked up this beauty salon online, it seemed that girls often disappeared, so he came to see it with great concern. As a result, in a cold sweat, he saw his sister desperately killing insects and biting their backs with her teeth to suck the liquid in their bodies. That fighting capacity is not something that a few tough guys can fight.
PS: Finally, Li Meimei lost weight unexpectedly, and a group of alien bugs trying to invade the earth were easily eliminated by the girls on the earth. They also want to use the instruments of alien bugs to summon all their other families here. After losing weight, just drink some of their liquid. This article tells everyone that girls who are slightly overweight really praise the purchasing power and combat effectiveness of weight loss products. Remember, there are chubby girls at home who don't need to lose weight, just go and become a fighting force to protect the earth.
Sisters' souls explode in terror.