Time: Late Qing Dynasty and Early Republic of China

Venue: Near Chenghuang Temple

Character: Hu Lai, a tramp about 30 years old.

Synopsis: The tramp is idle, lazy and idle. One day I found a paper bag on the road and mistook it for gold. Open it and it turns out to be a brick! He left in anger.

[Play around, shrink back painfully. Trill way:

(White) My house is very cold!

Call me poor until I become poor,

People are poor and live a poor life.

Sleeping in the Chenghuang Temple last night,

The northwest wind chills the whole body.

I think I was lucky a few years ago,

You can't carry the money you earn;

Buy a donkey and send it back,

Dad is happy, mom is happy,

Daughter-in-law is full of coquettish feelings when she sees mm-hmm

The cooker is branded inside;

In recent years, luck has become blind,

Roll the dice and stare eight times,

Don't come to the bar at cards;

Family property, land property, good property,

Suddenly sold a flat;

What can I do if I can't? !

Run home with your shoulders;

Dad also beat and scolded mom.

When the daughter-in-law saw it, bah! Bah!

You shameless thing, go to hell!

It is not up to us to decide whether to die or not.

She can spit, and we can wipe our bottoms;

She was angry with her,

Unexpectedly angered parents;

Daughter-in-law divorced and returned to her family.

Leave me, bachelor,

Begging on the street for a living;

One day I was lucky,

The eldest sister-in-law next door treats me;

Give me a bowl of rice through the door,

I just ate something and didn't look.

There is a very naughty maid.

Throw a brick through the partition,

Prejudice is not good;

I knocked on the bowl and poured rice.

The big dog ate the little dog. Listen,

Roll your eyes with anger;

There's nothing to do. Go back to the temple.

Sleep with your stomach;

Beat the drum at half past one,

I was shivering with cold;

At half past two,

Snuff flows into a long silk thread;

Drumming at 3: 30,

I am as cold as a monkey who ate spicy garlic;

At 4: 30,

Frozen into a round egg;

It's dawn at five o'clock,

You can ask for a stick;

Dongzhuang wants it, Xizhuang wants it.

When,

Talent, talent,

This must be a disaster! (cut)

(White) I-Walter made a fool of myself. Just because I didn't do business, I went begging in the street. I slept in the Chenghuang Temple last night, and the northwest wind made me tremble! Ah! I think I slept until about midnight last night, but I didn't want to sleep. I didn't sleep six times. Oh, anyway, that was four or six times when I didn't sleep. It was his old man's house that said, nonsense, nonsense, it's pathetic to see you. Today, I am merciful and kind, and I will give you a golden burden. You don't have to beg along the street. I went to pick up gold, alas, my family! Although I have never said it, it is very important, so I didn't beg in the street, so I left the fertile land and built a tall building. It really has endless glory. ................................................................................................................................ Yes, I am very happy. I woke up. I'm stiff with cold. It turned out to be a good dream. Alas! A good dream is a good dream and nothing works. I don't want to dream here and beg in the street-(Challenge) Hey! This is a journey.

(singing white) I shouted, parents, parents,

Hey! My father, mother, mother, father,

Ever since you two old people fell,

Hey! That is to say, after your two old people collapsed,

In other words, after sacrificing you two old people,

Generally speaking, when you two old people die,

Leaving you and me, lacking management. It's that I didn't do my job well and ran amok.

Kick out of family property. Wandering the streets begging. Begging is a trivial matter, and dogs often bite people.

When will this go on? I feel ashamed to think of wandering here!

(singing adagio) I am ashamed to come begging in the street.

I feel sad when I think of my second parents.

I'm ashamed to mention begging for the truth,

It is better to learn from the cultivation of farmers.

Might as well shovel coal like a blacksmith,

You might as well learn to play monkeys and drill circles.

You'd better learn from cobblers,

It is better to learn trade stalls.

You might as well learn to be a gossip seller,

You'd better learn to sing and play,

I don't blame heaven,

Just because I'm lazy and sick.

Wow! Seeing such a big piece of red paper on the roadside, alas! What is this? Hey! Tell me to pick it up. (Looking around)

(singing Gansu flowers) looking at the mountains and plains,

Peony grows in Pingchuan;

Folding seems easier than folding,

If you can't fold it, it's in vain ... (picks up the paper bag)

(White) Oh, what's this? ! Hold it hard and carry it forward. This ..... Wow! God must have opened his eyes. My luck has changed. I had a good dream last night. Master Huang Cheng gave me a gold ingot! Oh, I'm rich. Haha ... hey, hey ... haha ... (suddenly stops to cover his mouth) Oh, we dare not be too frivolous. As the saying goes, it is not good for people to be crazy, and dogs are crazy. Be careful that my wealth is short-lived, and I can't protect my property. I'm still gossiping, and I won't let others see red eyes. The gold in your arms is beyond words. Looking for a good investment environment for development. Let's go, let's go.

(I want to go back) Ahhh! If you don't say much, you will do what you say. As the saying goes, a horse is not fat if it doesn't eat night grass. People can't be windfalls. Like my hanako fooling around, with this gold, just like ants on hot bricks, splashing water all over. What are you talking about? Just now, I remembered something. People who have made a fortune are very willing and generous. They all want to have a lively celebration, either singing for God or making a wish to Ye, because the master has given me so much kindness. Why don't I swear to Mr. Cheng Huang? ! Hmm! Yes! I made a wish to Lord Huang Cheng, and only then can I guarantee that my gold is perfect. So less gossip, go to the city god temple to make a wish.

(turning around) Oh, here we are. This is the throne of the Lord of the city god. Let's put our belongings aside and pay tribute to Lord Chenghuang. Master Huang Cheng, please pay attention. It is your old man's kindness that gives you a golden burden. I'm sorry. I swear to you here. I kowtow first-

(kowtowing) I'll kowtow to you again,

(kowtowing) I'll kowtow to you when I'm happy.

(Jumping and bowing, the result is too hard, turning over directly, getting up and patting the dust on the hat) Hey! I went through his house, and I didn't know it well. Never mind, I'm afraid to turn over for Master Huang Cheng! Now I am relieved! Wow! I came to beg in the street and often told people about Allegro. Today, I swore an oath to Lord Huang Cheng. Why not tell him a few paragraphs? Yes! Let's get started.

(Bangor) Let's talk about Shaanxi Province again.

There is a county called Fufeng.

East Fufeng and West Fufeng, two Fufeng plus martial arts.

There is a beautiful tower in Kung Fu.

There is a monk Milla sitting on the tower.

There is a rotten patch on the head,

Wearing a thousand patches.

Taught six big disciples,

Every disciple has a reputation.

The big disciple's name is boom boom boom,

The second disciple's name is Ba Yi Leng Deng Bang,

The third disciple's name is Ito staring at the otter.

The fourth disciple's name is Otto,

The fifth disciple was called Hongyi, and he froze.

The names of the six disciples are expressionless red flame.

Boom, boom, boom. You can grow melons,

If you stare, bang, you will knock;

Shocked that otters can grow flowers,

Otters can twist the rope when they are in a daze;

If you are in a daze, you will grow garlic.

The red face will pinch the dragon;

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

Staring at the otter, he wants to twist the rope that the otter is staring at.

The otter stared blankly. He wants to plant some flowers that will stare at otters.

He wants to grow red-faced garlic,

Red stare blankly. He wants to pinch the red dragon.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

You can't grow melons that stare at each other.

The otter can't twist the rope it's staring at.

Otters can't grow otter flowers in a daze.

You can't be blushing, kind of garlic,

You can't pinch the red-faced dragon,

Bang, bang, staring at the original melon,

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang;

Staring at the otter's original flowers,

The otter stared blankly and twisted the rope;

Red-faced garlic,

Look at Hongyuan pinching dragons. (cut)

(White) Ah, ok, ok, I'll do my best for Master Huang Cheng. Sitting where no one is watching my gold. .....

(It seems to remind me of something again) Oops! I hit my head on Lord Chenghuang. Allegro also said that I should relax, but my heart is like playing drums in my stomach, my child. ! This, this, this ........................................................................................................................................................................

I remember! People who have seen others get rich can sing when they make a wish to God! But when I wander in the street, I often like to visit temple fairs and watch many plays, but there are light and shadow plays, shadow plays and puppet shows. Alas, that kind of play is also very complicated, but it's only Shaanxi opera, eyebrows and bowls; Increased the variety of operas in Henan; Peking Opera, Henan Opera and Huangmei Opera; Hunan is a flower drum opera; Sichuan opera is produced in Sichuan; Gansu's specialty is long opera. Do you remember these plays? I also learned a few plays, and I sang them to Lord Chenghuang. When I rap, I sing, I sing. (Stop again)

Oh, that's not right! I have a lot of costumes in my stomach. I wonder what his father wants to hear. ! After I asked his father for advice,

(To Master Huang Cheng) Master Huang Cheng, I want to sing an opera for your old man. Whether it's a handful of snow, two plums, three drops of blood, four scholars, five girls in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, six girls in the snow, seven kinds of sesame officials, eight clothes, nine Julians, and The Book of Picking the Road. Order whatever you want to hear, and be sure to sing without a motor! Say whatever you say! (Please listen to Lord Huang Cheng's speech)

Wow! Mr. Huang Cheng is old and green, and he also wants to listen to the "Flower Show". Put it in his house, you see, coquettish feelings don't sweep feelings. It can be done. Master Huang Cheng, I'm not bragging to you! Hua Tinghui is Eva's specialty. It is said that Lord Chenghuang is at the scene, and Eva's Flower Hall will sing for you!

(singing eyebrows)

(Pretending to be Gao Wenju) Gao Wenju, who is ahead,

(Playing Zhang Meiying) Then Zhang Meiying.

(as Gao Wenju) Gao Wenju stole a look at the front.

(Playing Zhang Meiying) Zhang Meiying appears behind him.

(as Gao Wenju) Look at the maid like Sister Mei Ying,

(Playing Zhang Meiying) The champion looks like a high school student.

(as Gao Wenju) Gao Wenju meditates in the drawing room.

(Playing Zhang Meiying) Zhang Meiying lifts his clothes and kneels in front of Liu Ping.

(White) Kneel down. Is that Zongbao?

(playing Zongbao) Yes!

(pretending to be Yan Jing) I haven't seen your slave these days. What have you been doing?

(pretending to be Zongbao) to patrol the camp and go to the sentry.

(Pretending to be Zongbao) Your two uncles said that your slaves had been married in Mukzhai, but is this true?

(pretending to be Zongbao) Everything is true.

(playing Zongbao) Hum! What a slave. This is not true. Father has no purpose, and father has no orders. Your slave got married in Mukzhai, saying that he is a father and a son. He's tied down.

(Singing "Yuanmen Chop" in Shaanxi Opera)

(as Yang Yanjing) Yan Jing is furious.

Scold slave Tian Yuchuan.

The father ordered his son to patrol the camp and go to the sentry post.

The slave swam boldly across the turtle mountain,

Dynasty Mahan called,

Bury my slave alive in Goujiatan.

School guard!

(Playing the school guard) Yes!

(Playing Princess White of Silverscreen) You put Qin Ying's minion on board.

Son, aren't you afraid of death?

(Playing Qin Ying) I'm not afraid of death!

(Playing Princess Silverscreen, challenging Henan Opera) Hey! I regard you as a slave who is not afraid of death!

Don't talk if you're not afraid of death.

My father has never been to the hall.

The school guards put their minions above the golden palace,

Let's see how Grandpa sends the message.

(After singing Shaanxi Opera, two people entered the palace, and one drove three) Hey! Guotai!

(Xu plays) During the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom,

(Dressed as Assistant Minister Yang) Why is Taiguo in such a hurry?

(as Li Yanfei) said that he enjoyed the glory of peace and prosperity.

There is a catastrophe in North Korea.

(Pretending to be Xu Zhaoyan) A catastrophe fell from the sky.

(Yang Shi) Xuan came to consult with Qiu.

(as Li Yanfei) My father is a traitor to Wang Mang.

He wants to win Daming's gold list.

(pretending to be Xu Zhaoyan) I can't bear to watch it.

(Playing Assistant Yang) I'm afraid I'm in danger. I'm hurt.

(Playing Li Yanfei) They both say the same thing.

Is it the palace gate to discuss?

Li Yanfei, I kneel to Zhaoyang,

Cry to your brother assistant minister yang.

You and my queen, Emperor Hugh,

After you stop studying, you go to Lao Wang. (cut)

(White) Oh, my me! Forget it. I was out of breath. This made Master Cheng Huang very happy, and asked me to ask Master Cheng Huang to see if his father was happy. Mr. Huang Cheng, what direction will the baby sing for you? (Listening attentively) Haha! Master Huang Cheng loves me. He said I sang too much! Hey, hey! Now relax, sit in the Chenghuang Temple, pick up my half and look at our gold.

("gold" is ok) ouch! Quite a lot. It's serious, and it's not light! Hey, hey! With such an ingot of gold, from now on, I will never brag about my food, drink and clothing! Wear silk, hang satin and pull silk to save face. Don't worry about eating and drinking. Let's not talk about anything else. Let's have a beautiful, generous and distressing wife! Hey, look at the gold first. Alas! Don't worry, the first priority is to marry a daughter-in-law. You are like that pockmarked face, big mouth, flat nose and bowlegs. You can't do this with us. It's neither cheap nor cheap. Ha ha! No, don't say anything. Now that we have money, we need high-standard and strict national training, focusing on selection. I want the arch eyebrows I didn't say, double eyelids, fine skin and tender meat. Cherry is a little red, and everyone is distressed to see it. They all want to twist it in her face.

(proudly) Ha ha! Do you want to talk about it? Tell me to look at the gold. Hey! Why is it still wrapped? ! Oh! This is why things are expensive! Hey, just say where can I find my wife? Oh, dear! Where can I find it? Oh! I see.

(Singing) In that faraway place, there is a good girl whose name is Jelja. Her hometown may be in Malaysia, Nigeria and the mysterious Nigeria. I will go to Cuba, Romania, Asia, Africa and Latin America. I have to find my Jelja.

(White) Haha! Very impressive! Very impressive! Look at my gold. Why is it still wrapped? ! Why bother? I'm too poor to wait! Hey! Don't worry! Let's just say, daughter-in-law, what are you going to give to others? Oh, this, this, this (thinking) ...

(White) Oh, yes, let's give her seven dishes and eight bowls first, and fill a table. Water basin mutton Qishan noodles, milk poached eggs in the morning. The billet electric kettle is placed on the table, which contains some cow and sheep milk; After drinking, my daughter-in-law is white and fat, with the same thickness on both sides. It's beautiful! For lunch, we have spinach, leeks, garlic sprouts, bamboo shoots, gourds, vermicelli, Chinese cabbage, radish, yellow flower seeds, celery, potatoes and red peppers, cut pork into several hangers, and then buy mutton to make minced meat. Stew elbows to make meatballs, and finally serve a sweet dish; Oh, dear! It smells good! Stop it and tear down our gold. Gold is out! Gold is out! (Throw it in the air happily, then catch it, stupefied) Hey! Brick! This son of a bitch Hu Jingcheng in ................................................................................................................................................................................ made me fool around. This, this, this is really unlucky. Who have we offended? Nobody asked. I sell whips and buy them into sticks. I sat naked on the charcoal pile. It's really unlucky I'm so hungry that I can't even shake a fly. It makes me toss and turn. Oh, this, this, this ... it seems that it is useless to believe in God and dreams. I'd better try to change my laziness. Let's go

(Reading) Don't blame heaven here,

I only complain that I am lazy and sick.

We should get down to business in the future,

Be a prodigal son-

Gold does not change.

[End.