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Humorous sentences praising fat people
7. I exercise for more than an hour every day, and now I weigh 95 pounds, 5 pounds short of my goal ... In fact, I have been exercising for more than a month, and I have lost a pound.

8. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

9. How can you lose weight by eating so much for breakfast?

10, don't call others ... when you see them getting a little fat, you will swear!

1 1. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants, standing there like a mailbox.

12, Fat Boy's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

13, dieting, lost more than 20 kilograms in two months, and finally got seriously ill. The lesson of blood is, now I insist on exercising and never get fat again!

14 I have been gaining weight, and finally I have raised six pounds of meat. As a result, I got sick and lost four pounds.

15, I want to do something to lose weight, but I can't reach the standard of obesity. At present, I am trying to gain weight. Let's lose weight after I gain weight successfully.

16, pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people.

17. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

18, at this moment, I saw the door pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

19, study hard and get fat every day!

20. A fat man claims that he is not a clown.

2 1, my god, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

22. This year, I'm going to slim down into a lightning bolt to brighten your eyes. I don't want to be a wall blocking your view.

23. Don't just fantasize about how thin you are without making efforts!

24. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

25. Now, I don't want to lose weight at all. I just wait to lose weight naturally. Don't ask me when, God will tell me.

26. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight". ...

27. I will make friends with you in the next life, because after standing with you, countless people have praised me for being thin.

28. Those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

29. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

30. 160 is coming, can 180 be far behind?

3 1, for so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

The fifth floor can't bear me, so I have to live on the first floor.

33. What happened to that fat man? Fat people also have personalities!

34. Are you full today? Oh, sorry. Never mind, I forgot that you will never get enough to eat.

35, losing weight is like playing pipa, pay attention to rebound!

36. Women will never have a thin standard. Just tell people you're fat.

37, chubby meat is dripping and almost oily.

When the fat man lost weight, God smiled.

39. Don't swim! You will get fatter and fatter!

40. Have personality, thinking, courage, knowledge, thoughtfulness and a bright smile.

4 1, I want to lose weight, brave rose, I will go to no way back without eating or drinking.

42. A fat man is fatter than others.

43. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled towards Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was as thin and low as a line.

44. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayas.

45. If you are hungry, look in the mirror, you fat bitch!