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Humorous copywriting about going surfing in the hot summer (a collection of 40 sentences)

Humorous copy of surfing in the hot summer (Part 1) 1. There is not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun above your head, and all the trees stand listlessly and lazily.

2. The remaining summer heat in the small pond has receded, and the tall trees have returned early to cool down.

3. As soon as summer comes, the green hills look different every day. After being exposed to the scorching sun and being drenched by showers of rain, the vegetation quickly grows up with branches and joints, becoming green and green.

4. The early summer sunshine shines through the dense layers of branches and leaves, and the ground is covered with sparkling light spots the size of copper coins.

5. Unoccupied chairs make a crackling sound in this hot climate.

As for the speculators who were standing, they sought to escape the sun's heat by seeking out the shadows formed by the pillars.

6. It rains continuously and you don’t know spring is gone, but when it clears up, you will feel the depth of summer.

7. A college student said: I was walking on campus today and heard a black international student asking: When will we have a holiday? It’s too hot in Hangzhou and I want to go back to Africa.

8. The persimmon trees are dotted with heavy persimmons. These translucent red persimmons, like little red lanterns, look even more bright and lovely against the backdrop of the dense and green holly trees.

9. It’s almost too hot, lie on the bed and braise it; spread out the mat and grill it on the teppanyaki; after getting out of bed, steam it; go out and stir-fry it; swim and boil it; on the way back, fry it; eat in

Home, return to the pot.

10. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

11. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

12. The cicada keeps making annoying noises on the branches, as if cheering for the scorching sun.

13. Lying on the mat, I feel like a sizzling beef tenderloin.

14. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer, and the scorching sun tears apart the skin of the earth.

15. At noon one day in midsummer, the scorching sun roasted everything on the earth mercilessly.

The earth was scorched and hot by the sun, and it seemed as if a huge steam envelope was covering the ground, making it suffocating.

16. The blazing fire umbrellas hung high in the sky, so hot that the fish in the river did not dare to come out of the water, the birds did not dare to fly out of the mountains and forests, and even the dogs in the village just stretched out their tongues and panted endlessly.

17. Midsummer is the most painful time of the year, which makes people feel helpless.

The midsummer sun is almost "vicious". It seems that it intends to go against mankind and take revenge on mankind. People are so angry that they curse it and even want to imitate Hou Yi and shoot out this "poisonous sun".

18. Today, the sun is scorching like fire, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.

19. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine am I selling in this gourd? It’s all Fengyoujing. Whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

20. The first summer is still peaceful, and the fragrant grass has not stopped yet.

Humorous copy about going surfing in the hot summer (Part 2) 21. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

22. "Am I familiar with you?" "Well, almost" the two of them said while standing in the sun!

23. The blooming lotus has green stems, looking into the distance like a graceful girl.

24. Farmer Fang Xiayun, I dare to eat while sitting still.

25. The park is lined with green trees. Because of the hot weather, the flowers and trees droop their heads like children being criticized.

26. The clothes are ready to wear after washing.

27. Our cornfield is almost turning into a popcorn field.

28. Everyone suffers from the heat, but I love the long summer.

29. There was not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

30. Taishang Laojun: I can't stand this naivety. I have to change the alchemy furnace into an ice cream machine.

31. The weather was so hot that I had a big pimple on my face. It was the first time I had such a hard, red, and extremely painful pimple. It withered.

32. Although the scorching sun has not yet shined directly, the sand on the roadside has already shown a timid light.

The grass seemed unable to withstand the scorching sun, and slowly dropped its leaves.

33. Why regret Fang Fei’s departure? Xia Mu’s yang and yin are pleasant.

34. Just took a shower with sweat.

35. There are no more porcelain bumpers on the road. It is said that there is a guy who wants to porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he immediately jumps up and runs faster than a rabbit.

36. That day, it was crazy hot.

As soon as the sun came up, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gas that looked like clouds, but not clouds, or fog, floated low in the air, making people feel suffocated.

37. It’s not naivety that defeats you!

It's hot!

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38. How a tired wanderer wanders alone in the middle of the road.