In the dark, on the longest and most terrible road.

The taxi driver drove there.

A woman beckoned her to get on the bus by the roadside.

Yes, it was quiet all the way

Until the woman spoke.

She said, "Apples are delicious for you."

The driver thought it was great and took it.

Then I took a bite ... the woman asked, "Is it delicious?"

The driver said, "Delicious!" The woman replied, "I liked apples very much before my death."

Hearing this, the driver slammed on the brakes and turned pale.

I saw that woman slowly turn her head forward ... and said to the driver.

Want to know what she said?

"But I don't like to eat after giving birth to a child!

2. Dolls

There is a taxi driver who works in a taxi company.

One night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; Suddenly I saw a building on the wasteland ahead, with dim lights on. He wants to know when such a building was built here. He saw a young lady beckoning him to take the car home. After the young lady got on the bus, he closed the door and started driving. After a while, he felt very strange. Miss, why don't you talk? As a result, he looked in the mirror and saw that there was no miss, only a doll sitting there. Scared to death, he grabbed the doll and threw it out of the window. After returning home, he was seriously ill.

After his illness, he returned to work in a taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him, "You are really boring. A beautiful lady came to complain that she wanted to take your car last time. As a result, she just threw the doll in, and you closed the door and drove away. "

3. Ghost fire

On a dark night, a man drove through a graveyard at night. The breeze blew, and the surrounding sounds rustled, making people feel creepy and numb. Just then, he suddenly found a little red light flashing in the distance. His first thought was "jack-o'-lantern". So he carefully picked up a stone and threw it at the lamp. I saw flames swaying behind another grave. What is even more frightening is that he picked up a stone and threw it at the fire, only to see the light fly to another grave. At this point, he is close to collapse. So he picked up another stone and threw it at the lamp. At this moment, I heard a voice from behind the grave: "Shit, who is it? "Shit is not fun. A bag of cigarettes chopped me three times. "

4, damn it

After the Halloween masquerade, two men walked home ... when they passed a cemetery, they wanted to cross it on a whim. When they were halfway through, they were frightened by the sound of drumming. The sound came from a dark place, and they were all frightened. Then they found an old man digging a tombstone with a chisel.

One of them said, "My God, sir, we thought you were a ghost. What are you doing here so late? " The old man scolded, "* * *, they misspelled my name. "

5, the toilet meets a ghost

Chu Yang wants to visit the countryside. When chatting with his relatives, they told him that there were ghosts in the toilet here. However, if you don't pick up things from ghosts, ghosts won't hurt you. May be the cause of acclimatization, at night, Chu Yangxiang's stomach hurts like hell. No way out, Chu Yang had to bite the bullet and go to the toilet on tenterhooks.

Chu Yanggang squatted down and heard the ghost's voice: "Do you want red toilet paper or white toilet paper?"

Knowing that ghosts are unacceptable, Chu Yang replied, "I always use newspapers." It seems that Chu Yangxiang has dysentery. After a while, Chu Yangxiang ran to the toilet again, but this time, he was no longer afraid. Seeing Chu Yang backward, the ghost held out his hand and said, "Wen Wei Po or reference news?" "I always use sports newspapers." In the evening, Chu Yang went to the toilet for the third time. "titan sports or Football Daily?" Asked the ghost.

I just need to pee. "