Joking about the zodiac sign - Rat, small in body but weak in strength, he dares to use a gun in front of the Lord Buddha.

I am naturally arrogant, and I dare to venture out when I live alone.

I have tasted the delicacies of the world, and among the twelve zodiac signs, I am the prime minister.

I am the strongest in the survival of all things, just like the gods in heaven and earth.

Don't be afraid of hard work and be diligent, a little bit of mouth can guarantee you.

There is status on earth, and fame can be greater than that of immortals.

Traveling all over the world, feeling carefree and at ease.

Although the Prime Minister should not be underestimated, he has made contributions to scientific and technological experiments.

Today, relatives and friends come to gather together to wish you good health.

A full and delicious meal will add longevity, and the rat will have enough food and wealth.

Joking about the zodiac signs---Ugly Ox. I am the strongest among the twelve zodiac signs, with a face like an old man and a soft heart.

I was present when there was a riot in the Heavenly Palace, and I helped when Lao Sun learned the scriptures.

The monkey cleverly borrowed the banana fan, and the old cow gave in even though he was angry.

The world often praises me, the devil is loyal and auspicious.

He was born with the strongest physique, round eyes and a stubborn heart.

Work hard and don't be afraid of getting tired, no matter what others say.

He seems to have a bit of a stubborn temper, but he is actually gentle and kind-hearted.

Although he is big, he does not bully others, but he is virtuous and benevolent when he eats grass and spits out milk.

Obscurity means hard work, hard work in the fields.

As long as I, the Ox King, am here, food and clothing in this world will be guaranteed.

Joking about the Chinese Zodiac - Yinhu Today, the beast king came down from the mountain, and a king was born in the world.

A healthy body can conquer the world, and all things will be frightened when they see it.

His eyes widened and he roared loudly. He once was a king in the mountains.

The king won the turmoil, and his glory was in it.

Irritable and easily dry, people with Tiger nature have good karma and good fortune.

It shows that there are many happy events in the family, and both positive and partial wealth are gained.

Weakness: It is easy to believe in others' temptations, and too much trust in people's temptations to be fooled.

Even though he is called the king of the mountain, he is still afraid of being shaken by drunkards.

Because the late king was old, he happened to be haunted by a drunkard.

The drunkard is difficult to deal with and has no heart, so he loses his reputation in Jingyanggang.

I settled in Pingyuan today. I want to make friends.

I will never be defeated by the might of a tiger, and I will remain famous as the King of Longevity.

Joking about the zodiac sign---Mao Rabbit is born with a handsome appearance, and all things are born from the ground.

Mao Rabbit is auspicious, the dawn of spring is full of infinite vitality.

Loves to eat radishes, loves to eat vegetables, and is very cute when jumping around.

I am born kind, so Chang'e called me the Jade Rabbit.

In the heavenly court, I have a noble heart, and I will be listed in the immortal book and be well-known.

In the moon palace, I pound the medicine and work hard to cure the vicissitudes of life.

If someone laughs at me, my eyes will be red, and if you tell me you are strong, I will run away.

I have three caves in my house, and I am at ease in the maze.

Born with a beautiful mouth with three petals, she can live her life eating grass.

To move forward in the pursuit of ideals, my ability is slightly weaker than my own characteristics.

He is optimistic and cheerful, and lives a carefree life.

Joking about the Chinese zodiac - Chenlong leaps across the clouds and travels through the nine heavens, and the dragon's roar shakes the sky.

Dragons are dancing wildly in the Dragon Palace, and the moon is sleeping in the sky.

I gave the Monkey King the Iron Holder, and I control the showers in the world.

The people of this king like it very much, and I go there every major festival.

The four legs are in the air and the people are dancing under the dragon's body.

People and dragons have a look of happiness and honor on their faces, and people pay incense to people who have had a good harvest.

Paint the dragon body with gold and silver to express gratitude to the Dragon King and ensure smooth rain.

Sometimes I have a bad temper and lack of thinking and patience.

In fact, he is chivalrous at heart and always thinks of others.

Destiny is indeed full of twists and turns, but there are noble people to help you.

If the Dragon King drinks freely today, the coming year will be smooth and prosperous.

Joking about the zodiac sign - Si Snake. I am like a flying dragon without claws. I can crawl when I walk on flat ground.

When encountering an enemy, he raises his head and looks with both eyes, spits out a message and kills the enemy.

Who said the tongue is a source of disaster, I think the tongue is a source of blessing.

I didn't see me vomiting the food, and I had a full meal of delicious food.

My nature is mysterious and unpredictable, don’t be afraid of me.

I have the ability to think carefully and observe things keenly.

Don't call me snake spirit, snake spirit is my incarnation.

People admire white snakes and green snakes, and Xu Xian will pay true love.

As a snake fairy, I am docile and will not follow others' rules.

Be determined and move forward bravely, and you will be free and have no footprints in the world.

We all gather together at Snake Fairy Pavilion and wish you all the best.

Joking about the Chinese zodiac - Wu Ma roars across the battlefield, its cries flying around unstoppable.

Loyalty protects the country and makes great contributions to the country.

Half of the world is my hunchback, and heroes come from my back.

He has fought thousands of miles on the battlefield, and he has been a merchant in times of peace.