Besides Makoto-mi and Yamaguchi Momoe, the calendar of He Dong's family is an actor in The Journey to the West, and Pig Bajie is played by Ma Dehua, who is a heavy-eyed teacher. He Dong has always wondered why such a handsome young man should play Pig Bajie. He thought, "He can obviously play Tang Sanzang. He asked this question to everyone around him.
Dad told him: Tang Priest is a man that goblins like, and a strong man with thick eyebrows and big eyes doesn't like goblins. He Dong's careful thought still didn't understand what was going on.
Until one day, he had a fight with his classmate Liu Yi. The reason for the fight was that Liu Yi said that Niu Dehua was more handsome. What kind of person is Niu Dehua? ? He Dong is just a fan of Ma Dehua, and Ma Dehua is the famous three leading men in The Journey to the West. He Dong's battle is just. Liu Yi told the teacher, covering her nose, that the head teacher is a modern female teacher who often wears pedaling pants. The female teacher exclaimed in the office: "God, He Dong actually said that Ma Dehua is more handsome than Niu Dehua! God! " The teachers in the office nodded one after another, and they came to the conclusion that He Dong had three incorrect views on the boy!
Reality cruelly educated He Dong, not Liu Yi, and people around him thought that Niu Dehua was more handsome. After the parent-teacher conference, my father pulled He Dong in dismay. He didn't hit him, but he looked depressed. "Well, you fought with your classmates and talked back to the teacher because you thought Ma Dehua was handsome. Ma Dehua and Ma Dehua, he just played a pig! " He got up and tore out the page of Ma Dehua on the calendar. Soon, He Dong dropped out of school and went home to work in the factory instead of his father.
The chance for the loser He Dong to turn over is this summer. He got a good opportunity to change his three views. ...
He Dong counted the cicadas for a thousand times and finally waited for the president's car. Neighbors opened the window and studied it carefully to see if there would be aliens coming out of this strange monster. Obviously, Ruan Lingyu has let everyone down. Even with a neat tie, he is still so thin ... Even so, He Dong didn't let everyone down. Since He Dong's father left and his mother died, there are no more guests in He Dong's club. A Cadillac brought distinguished guests, which made the neighbors think.
The creaking table was covered with paint and oil stains. Ruan put forward a plan on the small square table to take a closer look at the enamel cup that won the first prize in the Dongfanghong singing competition of the factory union. He Dong took a boiling water bottle and poured him a glass of warm water.
"I told you last time, I have a good news to tell my brother!" Ruan handed a glass of water and said slowly.
He Dong suddenly became hoarse. "Thank you brother, what's the good news!"
"Look!" Ruan mysteriously took out a piece of paper from his wallet, which was a long ticket.
Ruan Jixian handed the note to He Dong, who picked it up and looked at it. "Is this it ... Niu Dehua?"
"Yes, that's him, hahaha, this is the concert ticket sample that our company just commissioned the printing house to do!" Ruan put forward a plan and leaned back on the old cane chair proudly.
"Thank you, I can go and see it then. Is this ticket for me? " This news is neither good nor bad, but it is always a little sorry for the expectation of a thousand cicadas.
"No, this ticket has not been officially issued! Singing is still a long time. " Soft offer reached out and took the ticket back.
"well! ? "He Dong smiled awkwardly.
"Our company is now officially entering the entertainment market, and we are going to invite Hong Kong superstar Niu Dehua. We operated the whole concert. What do you think, brother? What are the benefits of this part? After all, you are also an excellent singer! " Ruan smiled and put forward a plan.
"Good, good, if de-hua niu came, there will be good benefits. After all, young people nowadays admire him very much! " He Dong cope with.
"Can that brother guess what the concert is like?" RuanJiXian continued.
"That, that must be empty, unprecedented, after all, this kind of concert is very difficult, too little, too little! People you see on TV every day rarely meet at the scene! " He Dong continues to cope.
"Then let me bring the good news I said last time to my brother ..." Ruan put forward a plan and stared at He Dong.
"Well, brother, you have just begun. I thought I was invited to the concert. Brother, are you kidding? " He Dong is a little puzzled.
"Ha ha ha ha, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, not to tease you, but to make things clear first, there is a foreshadowing, or brother will be in trouble as soon as he opens his mouth!" Ruan put forward a plan to explain it.
"Well, I'm at a loss now!" He Dong thought, he didn't say it.
"Since we have entered the entertainment circle, we should also have our own players. By holding star concerts, we can not only launch our own brands, but also launch our own stars. This is the industrial development strategy. Brother, I found you for a reason! " Ruan Jixian speaks very well, and it is clear that he is also difficult to get close to.
"Brother mean ...? "He Dong vaguely felt that the great moment of life had arrived.
"At this concert, we will pack any brother to sing with King Niu!" Ruan Xian is like the Pope at the coronation ceremony.
The fate of life is so strange, the so-called defeat is also Niu Dehua, and success is also Niu Dehua. In this way, He Dong became an artist in Chinese mainland's early commercial packaging mode.
He Dong checked into the Hilton Hotel with his suitcase. Every day, in the small multi-functional conference room of the hotel, there are body teachers and vocal music teachers who give him compact short-term training.
The vocal music teacher is an old demon who can't speak normally. When she speaks, air will come out of her nose and make a nasal sound like "hmm" She said that He Dong doesn't know how to breathe, how to pronounce, how to rhythm ... He Dong is a music illiterate! She forced He Dong to make all kinds of sounds of birds and animals and trained repeatedly. Finally, He Dong found himself speaking more and more like the Tang Priest in The Journey to the West. After more than ten years of ups and downs, he finally understood what his father said a long time ago. Sure enough, Ma Dehua can't play Tang Sanzang.
The physique teacher is a young man who can't walk very well. He always walks like a snake, as if he can't stand steadily. The young man's ass will be twisted than Sun Li's, sometimes on the left and sometimes on the right, but he can't stay behind his body. Every day, the physical teacher breaks honest and frank's He Dong into a bend, so he breaks it back and forth. When he is thirsty and hot, He Dong always wants to eat a peach. ...
Time passed slowly, and He Dong seemed to be a lark in a cage. He looked at the tall, flushed stranger in the makeup mirror, and he often thought, "Who am I and where am I?"
It's like Liang Shanbo will eventually become Zhao 'an, and wild singers like He Dong and Sun Li will eventually disappear completely, and will be replaced by "products" launched by charming and perfect commercial trading companies. The barbarian era will eventually be replaced by great civilization!
Niu Dehua's agent company does not agree with He Dong's appearance in the middle of the concert, because He Dong is not well-known, which will lower the standard of Skynet. After many parties' coordination, the consensus is that the preheating scheme can be arranged by Geyi Xintiandi under the organizer Nanshang Group. He Dong's self-selected song "Girl in the Flower Room" was rejected again, because it didn't conform to the style of the whole concert, and Cui Jian had to be authorized to sing this song in public. The other party's brokerage company thinks that the preheating should be based on music and should not be presumptuous.
Put it off for the last time. Half a month before the opening of the concert, a band from the Municipal Cultural Palace and He Dong were invited to join the team. At this time, the band in the Cultural Palace is in a state of half sea, and the drummer is their old leader. Of course, the band is centered on him. The whole band is neither foreign nor private. They chose a track they were good at, Hotel California, which was an old foreign song in the 1970s and was covered many times. At that time, the internationalization of copyright was still in the exploratory stage, so it was relatively safe for the concert. Considering that He Dong is also a rock singer and can sing English songs, he compromised.
The problem is that this is the track chosen by the band. They used to have no lead singer, only music, and they centered on drum sets. Niu Dehua's agency also requires that the preheating should be based on music, so He Dong's singing is almost doomed to be drowned in the noisy drums. ...
He Dong imagined a hundred times in his mind that he sang "The Girl in the Flower Room" on the big stage. He imagined a spotlight like a spider's web, with glow sticks under the stage. Fancy beautiful female fans ran to the stage to send him flowers and even hug and kiss; I fantasize that Hou Sisi is like autumn water under the stage, and I fantasize that Sun Li rushes to the stage to dance with him again. Dreaming of the TV in the streets and lanes, people are watching the close-up of He Dong in the TV screen.
He conceived every movement, every look, "I walked by you alone, but I have nothing to say to you." At the time of this lyric, He Dong thought that he should cover his face with his arm, turn around slowly, and then suddenly look back: "I dare not look up at you! Face! " At this time, he should kneel on one leg and then look up. He is in pain. ...
He thought for many, many nights, and in his gushing thoughts, he saw the rising sun in Ran Ran. Sunlight sometimes shines slowly into the room; Sometimes it climbs up the window like a slow beast; Sometimes it seems that a flashlight of 100 1 suddenly opened outside the window. ...
Unfortunately, all this is in vain, and the reality is different!
Indeed, before the concert began, I saw Niu Dehua arrive at Xinlong Airport on TV. Many young female fans exclaimed on the exit passage of the airport, and local TV stations also conducted interviews and reports.
Crown car drove to the hotel, picked up He Dong, and went to see Niu Dehua and the team of brokers. They arrived at the meeting two hours in advance, and Ruan's secretary sent a printed document for He Dong to read according to. The general meaning of the document is that He Dong welcomes Niu Dehua and hopes to take the superstar for a walk in the city and eat local food, such as a chicken, a duck and a snack (both advertisers) in his spare time. As a singer who helps warm up the scene, he hopes to learn more from Niu Tianwang. ...
After waiting for nearly an hour in front of the huge oval conference table, suddenly the door flashed and became noisy. Under the guidance of the staff, Niu Dehua came in smiling. He is not tall or burly, he looks like an ordinary person. His smile is casual and his movements are natural. He sat down to say hello to everyone.
He Dong sat there, afraid to move. He is now a product of the Southern Trading Group. The drummer in the band is very talkative. He may be used to being a leader, and his Mandarin is a set of words. Niu Dehua's smile began to become awkward. The assistant filled him with a cup of tea. Someone took this opportunity to secretly interrupt the drummer. The host began to introduce He Dong, and Niu Dehua looked at He Dong kindly.
He Dong didn't expect it to be his turn so soon. He suddenly found that the note in his pocket was missing. He rummaged through his hands but couldn't find it! The master stared at him with his eyes. He Dong calmed down slowly, so he had to improvise first and then recall the content of the manuscript. He said loudly, "Mr. Niu, you are very welcome to our city." In recent years, with the rise of Hong Kong style, the mainland has become more and more receptive to new cultures and new things. I still remember 10 years ago, I couldn't tell Niu Dehua from Ma Dehua! "
Niu Dehua immediately leaned over and asked the assistant who was Ma Dehua. After whispering a few words, Niu Dehua smiled and said, People around him also burst out laughing.
He Dong remembered the point. He went on to say, "I also hope that when you are free, you can look around and try our special food, such as …", but Niu Dehua immediately interrupted him.
"The little brother, your speech is very interesting and true. I also like watching Ma Dehua's movies. Movies from the mainland of Hong Kong are also very popular. In the future, everyone will come and go frequently. We are a family! " Everybody clap.
On the same day, all major news reports used this sentence of Niu Dehua as the title or lead. "In the future, everyone will often come and go, and we will be a family!" This sentence was later quoted by the central mainstream news media. But no one knows that this sentence was introduced by He Dong, and the family here also includes Niu Dehua and Ma Dehua.
He Dong's slogan didn't come out, and the new world of music and art suffered some losses, but it gained social benefits. The leaders of southern commerce and trade didn't blame He Dong, and the matter went away.
The afternoon before the concert, Ruan came to the hotel. In fact, Ruan Jixian never appeared again after he Dong's intensive training. Although he is called a brother, since He Dong joined his company, his class has fallen far behind, and this gap in identity is natural.
Ruan Xian's plan is still so thoughtful, so he will be caring and attentive as soon as he comes, and he specially wants to give He Dong a bigger room.
He Dong said no need. He Dong suddenly remembered an important thing: "Brother Ruan, I want to inquire about someone!"
Ruan Xian set smiled. "Ha ha, brother, who are you asking? Tell me! "
He Dong quickly said, "Is there a Hou Sisi working in your company?"
Ruan Xianji hesitated. He Dong had never seen Ruan Xianji hesitate before. Such a movie actor's Jianghu actually hesitated!
The smile on Ruan's face disappeared and he couldn't see any expression. "Oh, there are many people in the company, right? I'll ask about it until after the concert! "
On the day of the concert, reality was different from imagination. Despite many rehearsals, although the weather was still hot and dry, He Dong's hands and feet were still cold when he came onstage from the background. He looked at the audience, and people were still coming in. The scene was in chaos. The security guards tried to keep order, and the music played intermittently. Seeing such a scene, the veterans of the band simply fished in troubled waters and played sparsely.
The "California Hotel" takes 2 minutes to enter the door. In these two minutes, the live light did not shine on He Dong, and the band members strafed.
It's a mess, the scenes under the stage and the music on the stage are in a mess. After the long prelude, He Dong began to sing, and the stage spotlight hit him. He felt a halo in front. He made a sound and the microphone let out a scream. The shrill whistle flashed across the stadium stands, and then the microphone was silent. A staff member ran quickly, tapped the microphone twice, and then took out another microphone from the bag around his waist. Still no sound. He Dong is embarrassed now, because the light is still hitting him.
He glanced at the audience and found nothing to be embarrassed about, because everyone in the audience didn't pay attention to the stage at all. Some of them were watching the show, some were whispering, and some were still looking for seats ... until he saw a familiar face sitting in the left seat in the middle of the third row, which was exactly what he missed. She wore a black dress and light makeup and sat next to the man she saw last time. Hou Sisi and He Dong's eyes met, and she gave him a smile, which was the only smile she had given him since they met.
He Dong bit his teeth, but now there is no microphone, so he can only sing by himself. He abandoned Mr. Goblin's various vocal methods and began to sing hard with his most primitive strength:
"She stood at the door and I heard the sermon bell (she stood at the door and I heard the sermon bell);
I said to myself, this may be heaven or hell (I said to myself, is this heaven or hell)?
Then she lit the candle and showed me the way. "
Just then, a microphone was handed to him. He Dong saw that he was the drummer of the band. The wrinkled old leader was so kind and encouraging that he left his drum set and handed him the microphone!
At this point, sporadic applause broke out in the audience, and the leading applause seemed to come from the front row.
He Dong caught a glimpse of Hou filar silk and clapped hard.
"Welcome to the California Hotel!
What a lovely place, what a lovely face (what a lovely place, what a lovely face)!
They are staying at a hotel in California, and it's a surprise (what a surprise and reason) to bring your alibi!
Mirror on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice (mirror on the ceiling, ice in pink champagne).
She said: we are all our own prisoners (she said: we are all prisoners, we are all willing)! "
In Mr. Dong's mind, he seems to recall the drunken bedroom with a huge mirror embedded in the ceiling of Wonderful Manor Hotel. They danced naked in the mirror after a young girl with yellow hair puffed at him. ...
That plot is really like this Hotel California.
The curtain fell before the music was completely over. Before the curtain call, there was only sparse applause outside the curtain. The staff quickly arranged the scene and He Dong was pulled into the background. At the same time, a Prince Yamaha motorcycle was pushed onto the stage. A coquettish black girl passed by He Dong, ran onto the stage and lay on the motorcycle fuel tank cover. Niu Dehua and a group of dancers on the other side of the stage ran onto the stage. The applause thundered, and then Tianwang played several classic movements, and the music began. T-screen danced near the girls, and the audience went crazy, and the girls screamed everywhere. ...
"Once you wake up from your dream, you are a guest!" He Dong, with a very average education level, suddenly wrote a poem.
On that day, the concert was not broadcast live due to a series of reasons, such as microphone failure, drummer leaving the scene and chaotic opening. I didn't see him on TV that day. Only in the VCD CD of the concert authorized by Geyi Xintiandi, He Dong was specially cut in. The band in the Cultural Palace played another warm-up music. The whole piece of music was only five or six seconds, and He Dong appeared for two seconds.
In Wilderness Age, he picked up half a bottle and was thrown by the crowd. He rushed to the flood and hugged Sun Li in the darkness of lightning and thunder. He Dong, who confronted dozens of farmers with an air gun in the wild, was put into the Ahaton Hotel, Crown Car and warm-up curtain. In the VCD of "The King of Cows", he is a passer-by passing by like the ordinary audience.
A few days later, he received a phone call from his old classmate Liu Yi. "He Dong, did you go to Niu Dehua's concert? It is very popular ... "
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