One day, there was an extra beggar in the vegetable market. Some people gave him some money, but most people still didn't. He wrote down the addresses of the people who gave him the money. As a result, a few hours later, a Bentley stopped in front of him, and he got on the bus and paid back the money door to door, and it was ten times as much. He paid back ten yuan for one piece and fifty yuan for five pieces. Everyone in the market was shocked. The address is written on the back of the money. In less than an hour, the beggar can get seven or eight thousand dollars. Later, the beggar left without giving anyone any money. Later, the beggar never appeared again ...

A senior who often lingered in romantic places told me something quite philosophical: "According to my personal experience of ten years, it is just the ugly sister who let go when I came out to play. There is even an old saying circulating in the Jianghu.

On the bench in the community square, an old couple chatted, and the husband cut his nails for his wife, which was warm and happy. The wife complained, "Look at him, so old and loving. You have never cut my nails." The next morning, I cut my wife's manicure before she woke up.

My best friend opened a store on Taobao. When she woke up one morning, she thought there would be many orders, but found nothing. Instead, she got a few bad reviews. I had no choice but to call the buyer and ask him what he felt dissatisfied with. As a result, the buyer told her: He just felt lonely and wanted to talk to someone! Nima, you're also doing part-time chatting!

My left eyelid kept jumping all afternoon. My colleague said: This is a good omen. My left eye jumps for money and my right eye jumps for disaster. If I walk with my head down when I go home, I may find money! When I get off work, I just look at the road, so much so that a box truck in front stopped that I didn't have time to brake the electric donkey "peng, duang~". A bag the size of a walnut suddenly appeared on my forehead, and my eyelids stopped jumping! !

Since listening to Crazy English, my waist has stopped aching, my legs have stopped hurting, and I have slept soundly. I failed English before, and now I have failed Chinese. .

Just now, on the bus, an old man suddenly came up. I didn't even think about giving up my seat decisively. The old man was extremely moved. As a result, the old man said that you are a nice guy. Why don't we become sworn brothers? I said that you are old this year, and I said 93, but I really couldn't find a reason to refuse. Grandpa knelt on the ground and said, don't expect to be born on the same day in the same year, but to die on the same day in the same year. What seems to be wrong?

When I first entered junior high school, I once offended a junior high school punk for some reason. My friend gave me advice and asked me to buy a pack of cigarettes and apologize to him. . . Reluctantly, I bought a cigarette and looked for him all over the school. Finally, I found him in the toilet behind the school. He was squatting in the pit. My brain was hot and I kicked him into the toilet. His ass went straight to the pit, which was terrible. . . Later, I was blocked by him several times. . .

When I was a child, I was naughty, and sometimes I got burned. Generally, my mother put some homemade sauce (soybean sauce) on me, and it won't take long. I went to my aunt's house during the summer vacation and burned my hand playing with fire, but she didn't have soy sauce at home. I thought that the sauce could cure the burn because it was salty, so I sprinkled salt on the burn ... < P > Just to take a sneak look at the goddess, he hid downstairs early in the morning and dialed her mobile phone with a strange number: Your courier arrived! He was very excited when he heard her footsteps rushing downstairs. Finally, I saw the beauty of the goddess ... He silently turned off his cell phone, sighed and disappeared into the morning fog.

the true story of a friend of a friend ... drove a new car to the hotel for dinner, but didn't find it after the end, and called the police decisively, but still couldn't find it. During the period, I couldn't buy a new car. I went to It' Hotel for more than a month, but I couldn't find a parking space, so I had to park my car in the underground parking lot of the community opposite the hotel. You guessed it, he found his old car parked there, and then he suddenly realized ... 4 classic mood phrases with great flavor

1. The reason why I am tired of socializing is that everyone tries to show qualities that he doesn't actually have.

2. Although the scorpion is small, it must be prevented from hurting people. Although the fault is small, it must be prevented from destroying people.

3. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering ourselves.

4. Time tells me that the age of unreasonable behavior is over, and it's time to be sensible.

5. Life is too short to give up today and you may not get tomorrow.

6. Mountains have heights and slopes, rivers have widths and depths, and people have shortcomings and mistakes.

7. People who talk little are not necessarily wise and brave, and talking and laughing is not necessarily not serious.

8. The greater the risk, the greater the need for caution.

9. Failure is a comma for the strong and a period for the weak.

1. A broken kite, though unrestrained, will surely be planted in the ground soon.

11. The goldfish swims leisurely in the delicate glass, and it will never enjoy the joy of overcoming the wind and waves.

12. Integrity is the foundation of being a man, honesty is the foundation of starting a business, justice is the first thing to do, and comity is the most important thing to treat others.

13. It's a shame to fall, but it's dignity to stand up.

14. study, study, and then study! Learn, and then know enough.

15. Who learns to be strong and who looks at the distance?

16. Offline people never know how long online people have been waiting for her.

17, can help others, try to help. Don't force yourself if you can't help.

18. A person who is obsessed with the past cannot embrace today with open arms.

19. The most difficult job is how to be a person.

2. If you have ever regarded failure as a sobering agent, don't let success turn into ecstasy.

21. Disguised kindness is more terrible than real cruelty.

22. People who show their height by stepping on others' shoulders will become real dwarfs sooner or later.

23. Give up yourself and trust others, which is the reason for failure.

24. Praise before death is often false, and comments after death are often true.

25. Walking with your head down only sees the massiness of the earth but ignores the height of the sky; Walking with your head up, you only see the vastness of the sky, but you ignore the hardships and precipitousness under your feet.

26. It is not noble to achieve a noble goal by despicable means.

27. Life is like a ball. No matter how i roll comes and goes, it will stop at a certain point.

28. In life, you don't want to live perfectly, but you want to live realistically.

29. Adversity makes you wise, but you can't get rich.

3. Simple thinking in complexity is the difference between human beings and animals.

31. Of all the oral and handwritten sentences, the saddest one is "I could have ..."

32. When a person starts to struggle from his own heart, he is a valuable person.

33. With wisdom and sweat, the climber conceived a long poem of faith and will.

34. People who are insatiable will always end up with nothing.

35. Sometimes, after sticking to what you don't want to do most, you will get what you want most.

36. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

37. When you face setbacks and disappointments, you should have a calm state of mind. Only when you understand calmness can you understand life.

38. Let's change our worries into thinking and planning beforehand!

39. The curtain of life stage may open at any time. The key is whether you want to perform or choose to avoid it.

4. The saddest thing about people is that they can't beat themselves. Forty funny sentences about eating durian in the car

Funny sentences about eating durian in the car (Part 1)

1. Recently, I like eating durian very much. My brother makes a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat it. I really don't enjoy the food.

2. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How can I relieve my worries? There is only food.

3. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I needed my weight.

4. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in this life"

5. I really want to eat durian, durian pizza, durian cake and durian layer. It is very uncomfortable to see the refrigerator gradually empty.

6. The New Year call has come to an end temporarily. Children who like to eat durian will eat your father together in the future.

7. Who am I going to eat durian on the bus? It smells like durian. It's so strong that it kills me.

8. It's really a pity to learn that some people around me don't like durian and don't eat the durian Melaleuca. How delicious it is? Why don't you even try it? It seems that I have to eat more.

9. Before I said that I like durian, my boyfriend bought the Cat Mountain King durian directly!

1. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and as a result, I waited for another rainstorm.

11. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel that my mouth is fragrant.

12. On the train, two little dolls ate durian opposite me, and they kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It was so rhythmic.

13. I don't want to eat every day. Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat.

14. After eating two pieces of durian, I felt guilty and exercised for an hour to make up for it.

15. There are many scruples about the old mother's joy at the moment when she eats durian. It's delicious. I love durian!

16. You like durian very much. You said it smells bad but it's really delicious.

17. Life is like durian. The better you cross it, the sweeter you eat.

18. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and there was another rainstorm.

19. The first time I ate something with durian flavor, the taste was simply too high.

2. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, come to the whole car and eat durian. (Part 2)

21. Eat half a durian, and you will be revived with blood!

22. The orchid crab is super tender and fresh, and the durian blooms super well, and it's full of food, but there is still some left.

23. Eating durian will make you feel happy, and it's rare to take off on weekends tomorrow.

24. I ate a durian of seven or eight pounds at a time. The whole person is refreshed.

25. If I had been sitting under the durian tree, it wouldn't be so easy to work now.

26. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again, so sweet and delicious.

27. Today's happiness comes from half a piece of bread with a meter and a thick durian flavor.

28. Is it true that people who like coriander will prefer durian?

29. I thought I would like to eat snail powder if I like durian, until I found out I was wrong just now.

3. Eating durian is repulsed by her husband, so how can a beautiful girl like such a thing?

31. It's a pity that you can't eat durian. You can only stand in front of a pile of durian when you go to the supermarket and smell it. Similarly, there are mangoes and pineapples.

32. I like durian cake, durian pizza and snail powder. I admit that I am a person with strong taste.

33. Eat durian and feel it's mine.

34. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. As a result, durian was eaten in the evening.

35. Durian has no beautiful appearance, smooth skin and attractive taste. People avoid it when they see it. I have the same fate as it. I have no beautiful appearance, no clever mind, no lovable smile, only a mediocre life! Therefore, durian and I are good friends, because we are in the same boat!

36. Today's news Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he is not familiar with Angrily. He keeps answering the phone: How can he eat durian in his mouth?

37. The most wonderful thing in life is to wake up naturally, enjoy the tropical scenery and sit on the balcony rattan chair to eat durian.

38. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

39. I really love dessert, and every bite is excellent, which shows that I like durian, but it's delicious.

4. I'm so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is so fragrant that I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and the shrimp slippery brought back by my roommate Taitung. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I get home. The more you drink, the more you taste. Friends circle copywriting is universal

The more you drink, the more you taste (Part 1)

1. How much sorrow can you have, just like a pot of Erguotou.

2. Wine style is style, and wine bottles are level.

3. I want to cry tears in my eyes. I want to smile and my mouth won't move. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

4. Too sentimental to drink.

5. when I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

6. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, good things can be done for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

7. Wine is like a woman, and there are also gains and losses in life in wine. Successful women can be intertwined and never let a man in life. A frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

8. Bold words and wine make a hero. Sweet talk, advise friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of mind. Without words, enter the dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

9. Time flies like lightning, and it's hard to catch up. How many times can you laugh at a hundred years old?

1. Don't drink too much in the morning. There are several tables left tonight. Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

11. Middle-level cadres don't drink and have no information at all.

12. deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

13. Qian Shan is always in love with thousands of waters. Can you drink less?

14. Wine makes a hero, and you don't care about your wife.

15. Give up drinking once, and it will fail.

16. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life in the world are getting lighter and lighter.

17. It rained in the sky and it was dry in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count. The more wine you drink, the more delicious it will be (Part II)

18. Would you like to be an old friend? We can also go drinking together when we are white.

19. One hundred cups should be drunk, and one pillow should be used to make spring dumplings.

2. If you don't drink enough, you will be afraid of losing your worries, and you will restrain yourself from drinking.

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