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The end of college life is dry food. Funny quotes

1. When others are at school, they hold hands and kiss each other. When I am at school: it’s time to get started and it’s time to get started!

2. The person who cooks the food is the soul of the rice cooker, and a big iron basin is needed to cook the rice.

3. Actually, I was moved, but it was more important for you to do the work, so I didn’t say anything.

4. If you are ready to lose weight, the first step to lose weight is to eat less than two scoops of rice. The next day, you will have two eggs for lunch!

5. In the foodie group, join the group and join the group leader. If you can't join the group, join the group leader and pull you into the group.

6. A rice cook eats more and more every day. The more he sleeps, the sleepier he becomes. This damn good weather makes him want to go out and play. 7. The first happiness of a beautiful woman is to cook, and the rest are the icing on the cake.

8. It doesn’t matter if you delay class. If you affect my work, it will be a big problem.

9. If you want to have sex, I'm sorry I'm not available, but if you want to have sex, I'll be there right away.

10. The person who is doing the job must have the person who is doing the job. 11. People always don’t say I like you to the person they like, but they say I miss you.

Don’t say I miss you to the person you want to see, but ask if you want to have dinner together.

12. Two minutes before the end of get out of class every day, get everything ready and get ready for the bell to ring - ring, you cook!

13. Young people do not care about martial arts, while scholars only know how to work.

14. Some people are worried about exams, others are worried about the election, but I am the only one who is thinking about what to eat later.

15. It is useless to be a person without being close to each other, and you will lose your energy if you don’t work for a day.

16. I will make a living in this smelly and rotten day.

17. Food is infinitely good, so eat early.

18. As long as you keep working hard, there is no weight you can’t catch up with. Come on, hardworking people!

19. Today I was running for the title of King of Canteen Cooks. I was carrying the manuscript and suddenly forgot my words. After pondering for a while, I said: Don’t forget that when you were young, Ling Yunzhi once promised to be the king of canteen cooks.

20. When I went out to pick up the courier, a girl ran towards me, holding the takeout and shouting, "Come on, rush!" Sentences recalling college life 1. Half of college life is in school and half in society. We must learn to stand and be a human being while kneeling

work.

2. There are charming four seasons on campus: spring with pink willows and green willows, summer with luxuriant flowers and leaves, autumn with red maples and fragrant chrysanthemums, and winter with green pines and white snow.

3. In college life, learning will be my main theme. I must study diligently and broaden my knowledge. I will master my work through hard work and play in it. I will succeed in thinking and destroy in my heart. I will enrich and enrich my knowledge and learn professional skills.

, and transform the theoretical knowledge learned into concrete practice, constantly surpass oneself, improve oneself, use the sail of knowledge to instigate the boat of the soul, and enable oneself to move towards a successful journey in life.

4. Juanjuan read the text aloud in Mandarin. Her voice was crisp and pleasant. Even Sunshine was fascinated by it. She sneaked into the classroom through the window and landed on her book, unwilling to leave for a long time.

5. She stood up and answered so accurately, so naturally, so smoothly, as if she had been prepared for it.

6. Our university has first-class equipment, the most experienced teachers, and the best students (laughs).

I think it is an honor that I have the opportunity to study here, and I sincerely hope we can have a wonderful life on our campus!

7. Knowledge is acquired through education, and experience is accumulated through practice.

Let your thoughts fly freely with the words, and look for your own space with beautiful ideals in your heart.

The ideal piano must pluck the strings of struggle in order to play the beautiful music of college life. Therefore, in the journey of pursuing my ideals, I must alternate between acquiring theory and putting in practice to embellish my colorful university.

life, and thus build your own lucky building in university life.

8. He is a naughty boy who reads books too fast, crackling and crackling, like frying peanuts.

9. My classmate Xiao Hong has a big braid, shiny black, and a pair of big black eyes embedded under her thick eyebrows. She looks quite beautiful.

10. Whenever I do my homework, the tip of my pen rustles, as if a bird is singing to me, and it seems to be encouraging me: You must not be afraid of difficulties and reach new heights.

11. Xiaohong happened to be sitting facing the window, and the afternoon sunlight hit her round face, making her cheeks more rosy; she held her cheek with the hand holding the pen, and her bright eyes slowly swam in her wide-open eye sockets.

Moving, her plump chin was slightly tilted up. This was the familiar and beloved look of her math teachers whenever she came up with a more clever way to solve a math problem.

12. She got into the vast sea of ??books, like a fish entering the sea, forgetting the passage of time.

13. I must say that campus life is really different from the high school I have experienced.

For example, I am used to asking my dormitory teacher to wake me up on time.

But now I have to set several alarms so that I can get to class in the morning, otherwise I will miss class and then no one will even come to remind me.