Urgent for the script of the ninth episode of Wulin rumor

"The Ninth Story of Wulin Biography —— Tong Xiangyu's painstaking efforts"

"Main characters: Tong Xiangyu (Shaanxi) Bai Zhantang: Jilin (Northeast) Lv Qinghou: Putonghua Guo Furong: Taiqiang Li Dazui: Dalian (Northeast) Xing Catcher: Shandong

Act I

[People] (Diners). Old White vs. Lv Xiucai. "good."

tong: "take your time, prince. Hey, Zhantang, please iron Mr. Cao's wine quickly.

Guo, ask Dazui to bring the preserved egg and lean porridge. Oh, childe Zheng has been waiting for a long time. I'm sorry to wait a little longer.

Scholar, come here, come here, and settle the account of the shopkeeper Ge. "

Bai: "The wine is ready. Come to the prince and enjoy it! "

Wang: "Wait a minute, I didn't order wine! ？”

Bai: "Look, it's all ironed. If you don't want it, don't!"

Lu: "Mr. Cao, one * * * is 75 pence."

Cao: "Are you kidding? You want 7 pence for a plate of peanuts and a pot of wine!"

Lu: "Eh, it's 75."

Cao: "What a dirty shop you have here!" (smashing the table)

Guo: "Preserved egg and lean meat porridge ......................................................................................................................................................

ge: "hey, I didn't order porridge."

Zheng: "I ordered that porridge!" "

Guo: "No way, you have eaten so much, how can you eat porridge?"

Zheng: "Hey, how much I eat is up to you."

< < < everyone makes a scene. . > > >

Tong (running out): "All right! Porridge is Zheng Gongzi's! Hey, the wine is Mr. Cao's! The account is tied by the shopkeeper Ge! ！”

Cao: "Say what you say! I'll sue you at the yamen. ! ！”

{{{{{On the one hand, Bai and Tong pull Cao, on the other hand, Guo and Lu argue with Cao. }}}}}}}

At this moment .......................................................................................................................................................... ！”

Everyone: "We haven't settled our account yet!"

< < < < All the people rushed forward to find Xing Theory > > >

Xing drew his sword, and beep ~ ~

The people scattered back ...

Bai said, "Let's eat quickly and draw his sword."

xing: "keep arguing. What a shame! " (closing the knife)

Tong: "Lao Xing." (as a certificate of thanks)

Xing: "The catcher officially announced that Qiu Xiaodong, the second young master of Qiu Yuanwai's family in this town, just won the applause of the national chess player ~"

[[Everyone applauds]] [Xing Shou ~]

Xing: "Although it was Gobang (going), in order to celebrate this chess event, Qiu Yuanwai decided to invite everyone to his house to eat shark fin hot pot!"

(everyone is surprised) Bai: "When?"

xing: "now!"

crowd: "now. ! ！” (repeating accent)

Cao: "Let's go!" (all the diners run away)

Tong: "Hey ~ you haven't settled your account yet. Hey, hey, hey! Oh dear! ! I didn't get a penny! (sitting on the threshold and sighing)

(Xing Catcher comes forward to comfort) "Hey, don't feed and feed all the time, why don't you go?"

tong: "I'm not going! ! Eating too much gout in shark fin hot pot < P > (in standard Mandarin, others make faces at the back) Generally speaking, food containing high purine will lead to gout. The investigation proves that < P > rinsing hot pot once consumes 1 times or even dozens of times more purine than eating a full meal < P > The joint is red and swollen with severe pain during ventilation, which makes the patient unbearable. "

Xing: "Is it painful to be painful and happy? Is it painful to die? I'll forget it. I'll eat it.

(Tong:" Lao Xing ~ ") Eat your own and let others talk about it!"

Tong turned around and rested his hips on the other three people: "Why don't you work?"

-the crowd broke up-

Tong: "Gobang isn't Go. What's the big deal? You have the ability to win the next game of Go. Really. "

(At this moment, Mo Xiaobei sneaked in from the door with a muddy face and a bamboo basket in his hand)

Tong: "Stop! What's in your hand? "

mo: "no, it's nothing."

tong: "hand it over!" (At the same time, I went over to grab the bamboo basket in Mo's hand)

-Everyone gathered around to see the wonder. Each man has a clay figurine in his hand. -

tong: "yo-ho. This pinched clay figurine. "

mo: "I pinched all these myself. This is Zhang Fei and that is Yue Fei. "

Lu: "This, this, this. . 。”

Mo: "That's Faye Wong."

tong: "which Faye Wong?"

The last diner A: "I can sing."

Tong took out the mirror and said, "Come here and take a picture for yourself. Isn't it beautiful? ？”

don't look: "hehehe, sister-in-law, sit down. Sit down. Sit down. (Tong sits down) Are you tired? ? ! Let me pinch your shoulder! (Tong grabs Mo's hand) Sister-in-law, I was wrong. ! "

tong:" do you know what to do? "

Mo: "Yeah ~"

Tong: "Go quickly ~! ！” (Don't run into the house)

Act II

(Mo Xiaobei is punished for copying books, while others sit at the table to eat. )

Guo Furong took one look: "Alas. Manned Do you want Beckham to make up for it? What should I do if my stomach is hungry? ！”

tong: "yes, I'll let her eat if you help her copy the book. Three hundred times the Analects of Confucius, copy it. "

When Li Dazui heard this, he grabbed Guo's steamed bread: "Go ahead, this is for me to eat ~"

Guo hit Li's hand with chopsticks: "If the child doesn't punish, he won't be able to eat for a long time."

at this time ........................................................................................................................................................................ Hip ~ ~ (everyone' s ~') This dish can also be eaten. "

Mouth: "What's wrong with this dish? Don't eat it if you don't like it, and don't eat it for the rest of your life if you dare! (throwing chopsticks) "

Xing:" Big mouth. . I have no problem with your cooking, mainly the raw materials. Do you know what shark fin tastes like? ！”

Lu: "It seems to be similar to fans."

xing: "then you can continue to eat vermicelli, and I will continue to feel painful and happy. Ah! Oh, hoho hoho, hahaha ... "

(Xing giggles and goes out)

Tong Yi shakes chopsticks and steamed bread:" No more. "

Beckham came over with a copied book: "Sister-in-law, you eat. . 。”

tong: "I just don't eat. Say nothing ~ "

Bei:" I don't mean you eat. Yes, I want to eat I have copied it all. "

tong: "copy it three hundred times again!"

Guo: "I'll help her copy!"

Tong: "Xiao Guo ~"

Guo: "Isn't it shark's fin? As for envy like this!"

tong: "am I jealous? ! I'm really jealous, but I'm jealous that Qiu Xiaodong has achieved so much at such a young age. Look at our Beckham. 。”

Bai Yi throws chopsticks: "What's the matter with Beckham? Beckham doesn't want to learn from Beckham. If you want to learn, don't say gobang or even Go (others see). Which one of you can play? ！”

Lu: "It's okay for me to get in the door if I can't get off well."

(Hearing this, Tong takes out the chessboard from behind)

Bai: "When did you buy it?"

Tong: "It doesn't matter if you start slowly. Let's catch up later (give the chessboard to Lu)"

Bei: "Where to? ！”

tong: "learn weiqi from a scholar."

Bei: "I didn't even eat dinner."

Tong picked some steamed buns: "Good, good, eat stupid birds while learning, fly first, come on, go on (everyone collects bowls). Beckham must be a success for his sister-in-law."

* * * * The scene is switched to the next day. * * *

Guo: "Boss Ge is here."

Tong: "Here comes Xiao Guo to brew for Zheng Gongzi. . )

tong: "hey, Lao xing ... what's wrong with your throat? ！”

xing: "eating shark's fin will get angry.

This catcher officially announced that Hao Xiaohu, the third son of West Street shopkeeper Hao

won the second applause in the juvenile piano competition held in Pinggu County

Although there were only three people competing (cough) and the third one was deaf (cut)

In order to celebrate this musical event, shopkeeper Hao invited you to eat game in Feilong Valley ~ ~ "

" When? ！” "Now!" "Then hurry, go."

tong: "I haven't paid the money yet, alas, alas. Don't go, feed, feed. "

(At this time, the only diner A stayed. . . )

Bai: "You eat here for free."

Tong sat on the threshold and sighed, "Oh, I haven't earned a penny again! "

Xing comforted:" Don't feel bad, you should also eat game. "

tong said, "I won't eat! How easy it is to get sick when you eat game! "

xing: "sick? ！”

Tong: "Scientific research has proved that the nutritional elements of wild animals are no different from those of domestic animals and poultry.

And most of the wild animals have not undergone sanitary quarantine.

Diners are likely to get sick while they are full of food."

Xing: "If you are sick, you will get sick. We have Niuhuang Jiedu tablets for clearing away heat and toxic materials, removing stasis and resolving phlegm. Generally, I don't tell him." (say that finish immediately turned to the door)

Tong La: "Hey, hey, Lao Xing .................. (Xing ran out of the door) Isn't it just playing music? Who wouldn't?"

Bai: "You will, too."

tong: "I won't, but you will."

Diner A: "He can blow." (Tong see white smile, white helpless. )

++++The scene changes to the study++++

Mo Xiaobei and Lv Xiucai play chess.

Lu: "What if you put it here? It's dead."

mo: "dead."

Lu: "But if we leave him here, it will come back to life."

mo: "alive."

Lu: "Let me ask you something. What if I put it here?"

mo: "half dead." (hey! )

Lu: "Do you want to learn?"

mo: "tell me!"

Lu: "Do you want to pretend like you? Otherwise, how can I make a difference?"

Mo: "You've got a job. What should I do? It's been two days (when Tong entered from the door). I haven't eaten a hot meal and I haven't fallen asleep.

She still won't let others live (Tong stood behind Bei, Lu pointed to remind Bei later). She loves learning from herself. Why don't she learn?"

Tong suddenly patted Bei on the shoulder, and Bei was startled: "I have studied for more than half a year, but I really can't get in."

Bei: "Then I can't get in."

tong: "nonsense. Sister-in-law is stupid, and so are you. "

Bei: "My brain is just stupid! A text has to be recited for several days, and I forgot to recite it. I haven't recited it yet. "

tong: "that means you are not careful! Your great potential has not been developed ~ (take out a thick stick from below) "

Bei:" Ah ~ don't hit me ~ "

Tong:" Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this is a small (cut ~ sigh ~)

Use your energy to tap your potential and then develop your intelligence! "

Bei:" I'm exhausted! "

tong: "if you want to die, you have to finish learning! Exhibition hall ~ "

Bai stood out from the door and entered:" Here! "

tong: "Beckham is yours."

Bai: "Good."

Lu immediately got up and put away the chessboard: "Then I have nothing to do."

tong: "who said that? he taught you at the same time."

Lu: "then how to teach. 。”

Tong: "You don't care whether you teach chess, but let the exhibition hall play two songs to familiarize Beckham with the melody first. When he has finished playing, Beckham will follow suit, and then you

will play chess next to him to familiarize Beckham with the chess game."

Bai: "Wait a while, then how can you blow?"

Tong: "Why can't you play chess while playing the flute? That's a real two-pronged approach ~"

Bei: "I can't get off!"

tong: "then this is not a flute."

Bei: "Yes, yes! Bring it on! "

Bai: "while playing the flute,"

Lu: "while playing chess. 。”

Act III

(in the lobby)

Tong: "Xiao Guo makes a pot of jasmine for Zheng Gongzi (oh, how embarrassing), a scholar ~ a pot of jasmine for Mr. Cao ~ a pot of jasmine for Mr. Ge."

Bai: "Why are all jasmine flowers?"

ge: "I can't help it. Either shark's fin or monkey's brain has eaten me up these two days."

tong: "if I had known today, why should I have (eh? ! ) Hehe, then order a light one. "

at this moment ........................

Head Xing suddenly appeared from the door: "Here comes the light."

tong: "Lao xing, you won't be again. . . 。”

Xing: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you can't have big fish, big meat and delicacies all day."

tong: "yeah, they're not afraid of losing money, and I'm afraid of inviting disaster."

xing: "what disaster did you invite?"

tong: "the running water in my shop, which they have been tossing about these days, is less than half alive."

xing: "I deeply sympathize and forgive me this time."

tong: "I forgive you for nothing. . 。”

Xing ran to the door ...

Tong: "Oh, my God, here we go again! ！”

Xing: "The chief inspector officially announced that the daughter of Song Widow in Dongjie won the first applause in the calligraphy contest held by the Hanlin Academy.

Although it was countdown, it would be good to be included in the competition.

In order to celebrate this literary event, Song Widow decided to invite everyone sitting at her house to eat tofu (everyone was stunned ...) Why? ！”

Cao: "Why are you still staring blankly? Why don't you go and have something light with me?"

Tong: "Go, go, let them all go! Widow Song has a very small melon and mixed with tofu. "

xing: "hey, this tofu is an out-and-out nutritional product."

Tong: "That may not be harmful to health

Tofu is rich in protein

Overuse at one time not only hinders the absorption of iron by human body

but also easily causes indigestion in protein

discomfort symptoms such as abdominal distension and diarrhea

and may also promote renal failure

the formation of arteriosclerosis and iodine deficiency