A happy person has made a group of loyal brothers;

A mentally retarded person will not find a good home for his brother;

A brilliant man has made great achievements in Shui Bo.

a sad person who doesn't know the cruelty of the temple;

In short, he is a person who starts with a bang and makes people admire, and ends with a cowardly bag and makes people hold their breath!

Song Jiang's evaluation 1

Song Jiang has many characteristics, such as dark face and short stature, and he likes fame and wealth, but only one of them has brought him the greatest benefit, that is, his nickname. He is not as tired as Wu Song and Shi Jin, and he has to fight his way to fame in the Jianghu. Song Jiang became famous all over the world without leaving home because his father gave him a famous name: "Timely Rain".

Literally, this nickname is also quite well-known, unlike the "nine dragons" who can only explain the study of tattoos, nor the "thunderbolt fire" which can expose personality defects by light energy, and it is even better than the "fleas on the drum" who let the world know about dysplasia, so it seems that the research on naming in ancient times is quite meaningful.

Of course, he also has something in common with most Liangshan robbers, such as the way he appeared, which is also very insignificant. Song Jiang's appearance time should be exactly after Yang Zhi. This is because only Yang can be robbed by classical people, and only the robbery of classical people can lead to Song Jiang.

This chain story goes like this: First, led by Chao Gai, seven or eight people, including Ruan Xiaoer May 7th, Liu Tang, Wu Yong and Gongsun Sheng, not only cornered Yang Zhi and almost committed suicide, but also involved themselves in lawsuits. Then they had to take refuge in Liangshan, and then killed a group of officers and men by the way. These extremely bad cases they committed were quickly reported to Tokyo, and then forwarded to all provinces, counties, townships and towns at a fairly fast speed. The time limit was short and the orders were serious. All the offices under the Song Dynasty received a fax at the same time, which read: If you meet all the people in Classical, you will be caught without forgiveness; Live to see people, die to see bodies.

Song Jiang, as the secretary of Yuncheng County Magistrate, naturally knows the meaning of this sentence. That is to say, whoever can catch Chao, he will immediately cut it off without even giving him time to shout slogans. After reading this document, Song Jiang said that it is absolutely false to think that there is no struggle, but he is not considering whether to betray these clowns. What makes him insomnia is what to do if the group of people appear in Yuncheng in the future. This is related to the problem of rice bowls, but it cannot be vague.

Fortunately, God was fair to him. He just asked Classical to send Liu Tang to give him a recruitment letter instead of letting these hot potatoes get drunk and come here to play cards with him, so Song Jiang was able to stay here until a woman appeared. This woman is Yan Poxi.

It was a very ordinary noon. Song Jiang had just finished cooking, cooking and stewing the cow's head, and drank a few ounces of yellow wine. He was walking in the street with his face flushed, when he suddenly heard someone calling him, but when he looked back, it was Wang Po. Of course, this Wang Po is neither selling melons at the railway station, nor the one who was abused by Wu Song with cigarette butts and tweezers. This LaoNianEr was a famous matchmaker in Yuncheng County. She came to Song Jiang with two women, one large and one small, introduced the two sides and asked what Song Jiang meant.

By the way, this one is a mother and a daughter, and the daughter is Yan's mother-in-law. She appeared because her father died, and she didn't even have money for the coffin. She happened to meet Mrs. Wang. I heard that Song Jiang was an idiot who often gave money to others when he was full and had nothing to do, so I came to bump into luck. Unexpectedly, Song Jiang really took out twelve taels of silver to give it away, and the nose bubbles of both mother and daughter came out, and then I offered to ask for it.

In this way, Song Jiang married the first and last wife in his life. But less than three months after his marriage, an intriguing thing happened, that is, his new wife, Yan Poxi-in-law, gave him a cuckold hat in a very short time. The general process of this matter is as follows: In terms of debauchery, this Yan mother-in-law is not worse than Pan Jinlian. It is because Wu Song wrote a novel "Jin Ping Mei" that she made her sister-in-law known to everyone and became the best in the world. If there is fair competition, Yan is not necessarily worse than Pan.

In short, since the wedding day, the frequency and time for Song Jiang to go to the bridal chamber are getting less and less. No matter what the reason, he always snubbed his wife. As a result, a colleague named Zhang Wenyuan took advantage of the loophole and inserted it with one foot. Since then, he has also worn a green hat for Song Mou.

As we all know, no matter what era, the news about sex is always the first to spread the fastest. Song Jiang is older, but he is not deaf, so after a long time, it is inevitable to hear some gossip, but it is puzzling that he even thinks he doesn't know. In addition, students who have read Water Margin must be very clear. Song Jiang has married such a wife all his life. Even if there is no communication between the two sides and there is no * * * language to explain the marriage crisis, the reason why he didn't get married after going to Liangshan is very puzzling.

Think about it. What does Liangshan do? It is a criminal gang used to rob homes. Since there are guys like Wang Ying on the mountain, there must be a lot of beautiful women taken captive. Because of seniority and Jianghu morality, Song Jiang must be the first to pick them, but he didn't do it. On-line busybodies have made in-depth and extensive research and discussion on this, and only one conclusion has been drawn, that is, Song Jiang is a glass, brackets, that is, gay patients. If we have to find another reason, it is impotence. Whether this is true or not, in short, it is worthy of firm doubt.

Yan's reason is that Song Jiang is too old and doesn't know how to be gentle and considerate. Nobleness is the passport of the noble, and meanness is the epitaph of the despicable. In this sense, her reasons can't be fully believed, but as long as we put ourselves in the shoes, the twists and turns are not all Xiao Yan's. Think about it, in the words of the original, a pretty little sister who is quite beautiful, is eighteen years old and can play the piano and sing songs. Even if she can't find a young hero who is both civil and military, at least she can't be a young childe who has spent a lot of time together. Unexpectedly, it was an African who opened the veil for him on the wedding night, and she was shocked to find that she could call him uncle. Sister Yan's disappointment and blow can be imagined.

In addition, Lao Song has too many official duties, and because of his nickname, he has to receive some local outlaws all day. After a long time, Xiao Yan's loneliness and loneliness are certain. At this time, a handsome young man with a glib mouth suddenly appeared, who not only has a formal job but also writes misty poems. As long as she knows how to write the words "open and romantic", Xiao Yan will throw herself at her husband and put some green on her.

2

In a word, Song Jiang didn't get angry after learning about this incident, but continued to follow the procedure to carry out his own designed life steps. Because he didn't have an impulsive younger brother like Wu Song, only one elder brother was still an honest pimple with his back to the loess, so his life didn't have a fight and bloodshed, so he continued safely.

If it goes on like this, in my opinion, the best result is that Xiaoyan remarries and marries that romantic son again, which not only makes a pair of mandarin ducks, but also does not disgrace the famous name "Timely Rain" in the Jianghu. That is naturally the best. Unfortunately, Xiaoyan's old mother is stupid. She didn't see this happy ending, but also ran to pull Song Jiang back from the office.

The tragedy was born like this: Song Jiang, because he didn't go home for several days, was thought to be addicted to playing mahjong by Yan's mother-in-law, that is, his mother-in-law. She was worried that he would become a gambler with all his money lost at the last moment, so she found a time to find her son-in-law, and dragged him back, not only forcing him to eat and drink at home, but also plugging the door in at night.

not only that, but also I sat at the door and watched myself. Tang Niuer, who came to listen to the wall, squatted down for less than three seconds before being beaten away by the old woman with a stick in her head. However, her wishful thinking was wrong, because although Song Jiang and her daughter stayed for a whole night, they still had a bedroom and a living room, and they didn't even talk more than three sentences from beginning to end.

The next morning, Song Jiang slipped out before dawn while Lao Yan was not paying attention. Because it's still early, he has no place to go. Everyone knows that knocking on someone's door at this time will throw bricks, so he has to sit down at a stall selling fried dough sticks and wait for the morning while drinking bean curd, only to find that he didn't take his wallet when he paid for it. Sung River suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. This is not to say that the boss who sells fried dough sticks will give him a headache because of his credit. The most important thing is that besides money, there is a letter written by Classical in his wallet.

We should understand the appearance of that cold sweat. Normal people can think that once this kind of stationery is accused of being stabbed to the government, it can be convicted of "rebellion". At that time, as long as you had business dealings with rebels, you had to be beheaded, not to mention that Classical's signature was preceded by "I miss you". If it is really taken by the government, this charge will not only kill Song Jiang's head, but even his father's distant uncle's grandson's sister-in-law's friends will suffer. This is called killing Jiuzu. So Song Jiang ran back to the fritters boss without even saying hello.

When Song Jiang ran back, Yan's mother-in-law pretended not to wake up in bed. When she saw him back, she thought that this pig had finally understood and was going to please herself, and she was singing proudly. Song Jiang rushed in sweating, and when he saw that the wallet was gone on the sofa, he sat down on the bed with a black face, pushed his wife's foot, and gestured the shape of the gold bar, meaning that you should give me the wallet quickly. I don't know if it was his poor pantomime performance or the dark light in the room that I didn't see clearly. Xiao Yan thought that this old gang of dishes meant to be hooligans, so he pulled down his face when he cried, and didn't forget to pretend to be angry and scolded him "fuck off".

Song Jiang was furious. Without saying a word, he took a kitchen knife out of the kitchen and hacked it. Poor Yan's mother-in-law didn't even understand his attempt, so she died. The old woman under the building heard the voice was wrong. When she looked up, she suddenly fainted. When she woke up, she grabbed Song Jiang and went to sue the officer. Song Jiang was anxious to find her wallet, but she ignored her. She just searched around Xiao Yan's body and felt that she had stepped on something. When she looked down, it was her wallet. It turned out that she was in a hurry when she left in the morning and fell under the sofa. Sung river suddenly feel very dizzy, a crashing on the mother-in-law's feet.

when he woke up, he was dragged to the entrance of the county yamen by Lao Yan. At this time, a guy who was doing morning exercises came from the front, the one who was blown away the night before because of listening to the ribs on the wall. The old Yan woman was pandering her son-in-law into the yamen, and suddenly Tang Niuer, who was prepared for revenge, ran over and took a palm on her face when she was unprepared, and cried with a star. Sung river saw the favorable situation, casting its feet and ran. Unexpectedly, before he ran out of ten steps, he plopped down. Less than one meter behind him, the cover of a sewer has been stolen.

In this way, Song Jiang was accused of going to court. However, because the president of the court, that is, the county grandfather, is actually a distant uncle of his own family, he secretly let him go back after he was woken up with cold water, and only Tang Niuer and Yan Pozi were arrested for interrogation before the court. The two men asserted that the murderer was Song Jiang. In a rage, the county grandfather ordered his men to move a full set of torture services, but the two men could not bear it, so they had to admit that they did it themselves. The county grandfather just nodded and was about to sign a pledge. Because this fellow is also a civil servant, the county grandfather is not good at turning against each other, so he has to order two policemen to make a pretentious search in Songjiazhuang.

The two patrolmen, one named Zhu Tong and the other named Lei Heng, ordered hundreds of military forces and marched to Songjiazhuang with gongs and drums. See some students here will understand, these two people are also Song Jiang's childcare, everyone knows that anyone who catches a suspect, all of them quietly enter the village, don't want to shoot, so make a hullabaloo about, as long as the prisoner is not a fool, it's bound to run away-but strangely, Song Jiang didn't.

I don't know why the novelist didn't arrange for Song Jiang to escape when writing this passage, but quietly hid in the cellar and waited for others to catch him, just to fulfill Zhu Tong with a beard, or to prove Song Jiang's heroism in a crisis? If it is the latter, then this heroism will be more or less mixed with IQ problems.

When Zhu Lei and his wife came to Songjiazhuang, they first pretended to bluff and bluffed for a long time, and then asked the soldiers to search them like dragonflies, and then they all went to the living room for a drink. While no one was looking, Zhu Tong sneaked into the cellar to find Song Jiang, told him how the limelight was tight now, advised him to leave as soon as possible, and recommended him the manor of Xiao Xuanfeng Chai Jin. "I heard that people there are stupid and rich, and it is no problem to mix for a year or so."

Song Jiang was moved to tears and was about to kowtow to thank him. Zhu Tong stopped him. "Everyone helps each other, and without you, a fool like a pig can't help me." Then he patted the dust on his body and turned around, leaving Song Jiang kneeling in the cellar, speechless with anger.

3

What happened later is known to everyone, that is, Song Jiang used a urine escape spell and ran off to Chaijiazhuang, a paradise of wanted criminals. Not only did he settle down with peace of mind, but he also met Wu Song, who was encouraged by the big cover and killed a group of people such as Jiang Menshen and Zhang Dujian to take refuge. The two men had the same rotten tastes and immediately got together. He didn't sleep every night and couldn't get up in the morning. He wanted to eat and sleep when he wanted. When the food was bad, he also shouted everywhere. When he was drunk, he stole the old hen of the whole village.

At this time, we need to pay attention to a detail, that is, when Song Jiang and Wu Song parted, they said such a few words. Translated in modern vernacular, "No matter where you go, no matter who you go to, as long as you are a robber who takes the mountain as the king, be sure to persuade them to take the initiative to accept it as soon as possible and try to be a junior official." In order not to arouse Wu Song's disgust and doubt his motives, Song Jiang added with a smile.

Wu Song didn't think much at that time. He impatiently promised a few words at random and ran away, leaving only Song Jiang standing in the local area, recalling the joy of dominating the yamen in the past, and his nose counted.