A plane crashed on an island. Only one American, one China and one Japanese survived, but they met cannibals on the island. The patriarch told them that as long as the total length of DD of the three of you exceeds 20 cm, we won't eat you. The Americans measured it first, and the length was 12 cm, then it was from China, and the length was 7 cm. The United States and China are loose. At this time, it is the turn to measure the Japanese. His length is exactly 2 cm, and the total length of three people is more than 20 cm. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief ... After the cannibals left, the Americans said, "My length is over half, and you won't finish ahead of schedule without me. China people said unconvinced, well, my length is equal to the average level. Without me, you wouldn't have finished the race ahead of schedule. After a while, the Japanese army broke out. If I didn't get an erection just now, you're all finished! !
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Japanese, American, China. I was so thirsty when I went to the Indian tribe that I stole the fruit for sacrifice. The chief found it, tied it up and said: You have redeemed the gods (you forgot how to read it), but God has the virtue of living well and gave you a chance. Found 10 samples of the same fruit. Then three people went to look for it. The Americans came back first and found 10 bananas. The chief said, you should peel the banana. Stuff it in the anus. Don't cry or laugh, or I'll kill you. Americans are very helpless, but they can only do it. Very painful. Cry, boss. He killed him. Then China people came back. Found 10 grapes, chief: you put the grapes in your anus, don't cry or laugh, or I'll kill you. When the Chinese saw that the Americans were killed, they were scared, so they did it. Then he stuffed nine grapes into it and laughed. The chief killed him, too. Later, when China ascended to heaven, God asked him, "Ten grapes are easy to fill. Why are you laughing? " . China people said: Because I saw the Japanese come back with 10 watermelons.
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An American, a Japanese and a China were exploring in the jungle. They were all caught by a cannibal tribe, but the tribal chief said, "I am in a good mood today and don't want to eat you, but you must all get a hundred boards, but before you get the boards, you can realize a wish." Americans were the first people to get boards. He said, "Before I get the board, put 10 cushions on my ass." The mat board rained down on the front 70 boards. After 70 boards, the mat was smashed, and then the boards saw blood ... After the fight, America always touched its ass and left. The Japanese also asked for 10 mattress 1, 2, 3...65,438+000. After the fight, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, then boasted about their imitation ability and re-creation ability with their mouths open, and wanted to sit and watch.
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One day, the United Nations was holding a meeting, and representatives of all countries wanted to speak ... The chairman of the meeting was an Englishman, and when everyone was fighting for the right to speak, the Japanese raised their hands ... The chairman said, you can speak! Japan has made a lot of remarks ... but the chairman said, can you speak English? The Japanese said: I'm just speaking English! ! The Japanese continued to talk ... at this moment, the chairman said, can you stand up and speak? The Japanese said: I have stood up. ..........
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A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, what should I do with the remaining shrimp shells? ""Certainly, "said the waiter. "Don't! Don't! Don't! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory to make shrimp cakes and then sold to you in China." After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?"? ""Certainly, "said the waiter. "Don't! Don't! Don't! The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory and then sold to you in China." "When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum:" What do you do with the remaining gum? ""Of course I threw up, "said the waiter. "Don't! Don't! Don't! " The Japanese shook his head and said proudly, "In our Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China." The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" "Throw it away, of course. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you. "
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There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed his personal heroism. He went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this time, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the door of the plane. The Japanese quickly came over and shook China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! China people shouted: Long live People's Republic of China (PRC)! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......
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A bowl of shit
One day, a little devil who claimed to know a few Chinese characters was wandering in the street. He was hungry and began to look for restaurants. It arrived at the door of a small noodle restaurant and saw several big characters written on the water sign at the door: beef noodles, large rows of noodles and simple meals. He wanted to taste it, so he went in. The busy waiter rushed over and asked, "What noodles would you like to eat, sir?" "I will eat ..." As he spoke, the little devil wanted to show off his recognition of Chinese characters, so he turned to look at the words written vertically on the water label and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of' cow',' big' and' poop' ..." The voice of wanting to eat "shit" was quite loud, word for word. So all the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered, "This beast is really fierce!" " "
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Who are you trying to fool?
A Japanese came to Beijing to study Chinese. He worked very hard.
10 years later, he can speak not only Mandarin, but also Cantonese and Hakka, and he has no Japanese accent at all.
"No one should treat me like a demon anymore …" he thought.
One day, he traveled to a small fishing port in Tianjin and saw an old man catching shrimps.
So on a whim, he confidently greeted the old man in Mandarin: "Old man! Do you know where I come from? 」
The old man replied, "I can't hear your accent clearly ..."
The devil was very happy and thought, "I didn't expect my Chinese to improve so much." It can be said that it is perfect ... "
At this time, the old man glared at him and said, "If you can count the shrimps I caught clearly, I will know where you are from."
The devil began to count with a fairly standard pronunciation: "One, two, three, ... fifty ... one hundred ... two hundred ..."
After counting for more than an hour, he proudly replied, "Nine thousand seven hundred and eighty-seven shrimps! Old man, I think you'll never guess where I come from! ! 」
The old man smiled and said, "I know! You must be Japanese! Ha ha ha ... "
The devil was very surprised, but he still asked the old man in standard Mandarin: "You ... you ... why do you know?"
The old man replied, "Oh, it's very simple. China people ask the weight of fish and shrimp, not as stupid as you! "
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Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together.
The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. "
It was he who put an apple on his head.
The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:
"I'm Hunter."
The Japanese put another apple on his head.
The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:
"I am Boone (Bond)."
The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.
China people turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot, and their heads were blown off. He proudly said:
"I'm sorry."
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I dyed the wool and cut my hair when I came home.
In the bar, there is a little Japanese drinking beer alone. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would steal his beer after he left, so he wrote a note on the table: "I spit in the cup." When he came back, he found another sentence on the test paper: "I threw up, too."
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A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting in it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! Too fast! " Another taxi passed by. "ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% Americans. Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their American cars, coupled with the arrogant language of the Japanese, he is a little annoyed. When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure! " The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." "So close to 1500 dollars? ! ""forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure! "
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A China man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Kazutaro. This time, the operator got a little bored and said, "I always told you that he died last week." Why are you calling? " The man said, "Because I just like listening."
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Four surgeons sit together and talk about who they like to operate on.
The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order. The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in numerical order. The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you open their bodies, everything is color coded. The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." The other three doctors looked at each other and said
In doubt, one of them asked what. The fourth doctor said that because they don't have a heart and a spine, and their butts and heads can be exchanged.
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A Japanese, an China and an American went to Egypt to explore.
They arrived in a sandstorm, which flooded all the food and water.
When they were thirsty and hungry, God suddenly appeared.
God saw that they were pitiful, so he gave each of them a wish.
First, Americans make a wish.
American: I hope I can go home as soon as possible.
With that, the American disappeared and returned to his home.
It's the Japanese's turn
The Japanese said: I hope to go back to my home, there are many beautiful women and a lot of money.
As soon as I finished, the Japanese all left.
It's China's turn
China thought for a while and said, I hope the two of them will come back to accompany me. !
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An American, a Japanese and a China are walking in the desert.
Walking, I saw a bottle. When I opened the cork, a man floated out.
The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " "
The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."
The fairy said, "it's very simple, it will satisfy you!" Tell me about the second wish. "
The American said: I want a lot of money! "
After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home."
The fairy said, "No problem."
So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.
The fairy asked the Japanese again.
The Japanese said, "I want beautiful women!" "
The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.
The Japanese said again: I still want beautiful women! "
The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. ..
The Japanese finally said, "Send me back to France."
After the fairy sent the Japanese back to China, she asked the people of China what they wanted.
China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."
The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.
China people say: Another bottle of Erguotou! "
The fairy asked him what his third wish was.
China said, "I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them back. " .
Japanese and Americans are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to keep walking.
Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the cork, another man came out.
The man said, "I am a disciple of the immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his."
So I can only give you two wishes each. "
Japanese and Americans think it's best to let China speak first.
In case he gets it back later.
So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."
The fairy realized his wish.
Japanese and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible.
After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's all right, it's all right. Go away. "
Americans and Japanese angrily followed China to continue their trek.
Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the cork, another person floated out.
The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!" " "
The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again."
The fairy said, "OK." Then she turned to the Japanese and asked, "What about yours?"
The Japanese quickly said, "I don't want to see that China person either."
The fairy said, "OK." Then she turned to China and asked, "What about yours?"
China people said, "What they said doesn't count."
So the Americans and the Japanese gnashed their teeth and followed China.
Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the cork, another person floated out.
The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy one wish of the three of you!" " "
Americans and Japanese shouted in unison, "What that China man said is nothing".
The man said, "OK", so he turned to China and asked, "What do you want to say?"
China people said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me."
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The female teacher asked in class, "Give me freedom or let me die." Who said this sentence? Please raise your hand if you know. After a while, someone answered in unskilled English: "1775, Butrick Henry said."
"Yes, classmate. The answer just now was Japanese students. You grew up in the United States and can't answer, but students from distant Japan can answer. How pitiful! "
"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.
The female teacher blushed with anger. "Who? Who said that? ! "After a short silence, a man in the corner of the classroom replied," President Truman said 1945. "
A longer version.
In class, the female teacher asked, "Give me freedom or let me die." Who first said this famous saying? Please raise your hand if you know. "
After a long time, a freshman from Japan, Yamamoto, replied in broken English:
"1775, Butrick Henry said. “
"Well, then, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?"
Abraham lincoln said, "1863."
Exactly, classmate. It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now, but the students who grew up in America couldn't answer it. What a pity! "
"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.
"who! Who said that! " The female teacher flushed with anger.
Isoroku Yamamoto immediately replied: "1945, President Truman said."
At this time, someone whispered, "This is disgusting." The female teacher was even more angry when she heard this.
"Well, who said that! ? "
George Bush said this when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister. Yamamoto replied.
Another student patted the table and laughed: "Yes! You are really energetic. "
"1997, Bill Clinton told Lenski. “
The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Yamamoto: You are soaking shit, and I will kill you if you dare to speak again. "
Gary condit told Revy. (Note: White House intern Revy was murdered in Washington on 200 1. His ex-boyfriend, Democrat condit, was arrested as a suspect)
The female teacher fainted with anger and the students formed a circle around her.
A student said, "Shit, we are in big trouble this time."
"In 2002, arthur anderson said. "Yamamoto immediately replied. (Note: Andersen Certified Public Accountants is one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, and went bankrupt in 2002 due to the Enron scandal)
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A few days ago, two Japanese were kidnapped by Iraqi militants in Iraq.
At that time, the two Japanese were sitting in the car when Iraqi militants suddenly appeared. The Japanese trembled with fear at gunpoint and kept arguing in Chinese that they were from China.
Iraqis were skeptical. The first boss asked, "What does PLMM mean in Chinese?"
The Japanese hesitated, and the Iraqi snapped, "Search!" As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.
"Hey hey!" The Iraqi smiled: "yours is very dishonest."
The Japanese were taken away, and the Iraqi driver who didn't receive the fare was dejected and despondent; "It's bad luck to get close to the Japanese!" He said, "I told them to learn the online language of China. PLMM means beautiful sister. I don't know. Of course, people don't believe that they are from China. "
The next day, Iraqi militants met two other Japanese who had studied some China cyber languages. The Japanese confidently said that they were from China.
Iraqis expressed doubts about this, and the team leader asked the Japanese team, "What does NMD mean?"
The Japanese team was shocked: "NMD? Missile defense system? "
Iraqis harsh voice way; "Search!" As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.
Iraqis are very angry; "The Japanese are just dishonest." So they took the two Japanese away.
The news came out that the Japanese in Iraq were very scared. Prime Minister Koizumi was so anxious that he spent hundreds of millions of dollars to redeem the four Japanese and asked them what had happened. Summing up the experience and lessons, I think if you want to pretend to be a China person, you can't pass without studying Chinese seriously. So I went to ask a China person, "What does NMD mean?"
China people smiled. Even the rookie in China knows that NND is "grandma's" and NMD is "mom's", so we told the truth.
A day later, two more Japanese met Iraqi militants on the road. This time, the Japanese confidently patted their chests and said that they were from China.
Iraqis expressed doubts about this and asked the Japanese, "What is NMD?"
The Japanese answered according to China's instructions.
Who knows that Iraqis still snapped: "Search!" The Japanese people were greatly wronged, but they quickly found two Japanese passports from them.
The Iraqi was very angry: "Your grandmother's Japanese are all liars." Beat the Japanese and take them away.
The reporter also felt a little strange, so he asked the person who taught them Chinese. It turns out that, considering the Japanese love to use inverted sentences when speaking Chinese, this honest China kindly told the Japanese that NMD is "damn you".
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During the Japanese invasion of China, 1 Japanese soldiers found that 1 egg under them turned green. The next day, he went to ask a famous local Chinese doctor. The doctor said, "According to my years of medical experience, you'd better cut that egg. Then the Japanese soldiers thought it was nothing to lose 1 egg anyway, so I cut it with a gun alone. After a while, he found another one. The doctor said: according to my years of medical experience, you still have to cut this egg off. Then the Japanese soldiers thought that it didn't matter if they cut one anyway and cut another 1. After a while, the Japanese soldier found that his stick was green, so he went to ask the doctor again. The doctor said, "according to my years of medical experience, I guess your underwear has faded." "
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The Japanese first proudly said, "Our stand-alone game is world-famous.
Koreans scoffed: "What is this? Our online games are also world-famous.
At this moment, the China people standing next to 1 sneered, "What is this? What games can your two countries make, our country can make plug-ins to deal with them.
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One day, a Japanese working in China went to the countryside to shoot wild ducks.
When he finally shot a wild duck, the wild duck fell into a farmer's yard.
The Japanese climbed over the fence to catch their prey.
But the farmer who witnessed everything shook his shotgun and said loudly, "Look here, hunting is forbidden in China."
The devil replied, "I shot the duck, so it should be mine." I do! "
The farmer said, "It flew in China. Did you kill it or did it land in China? You go to the village with me to pay the fine! "
They have been arguing about ducks.
After a while, the devil said, "We should decide in the traditional way. Decide with the spirit of Japanese Bushido! "
The farmer looked down on Bushido, so he asked contemptuously, "What is the method of Bushido?"
The devil explained, "first, I kick your ass." Then you kick my ass again, kick each other like this until one party gives up. The winner can get the duck. "
The farmer thought about it and agreed to take part in the competition. But the farmer asked himself to kick first to show fairness. Thinking about revenge for the villagers who were killed more than 60 years ago, he knew better that he could not kill the devils.
Then, the farmer in China stretched his legs back and gave the devil a kick on the ass with all his strength. The poor devil fell to the ground, moaning and wailing, and rolled around.
10 minutes later, he tried to stand up, gritted his teeth and said huskily, "Now it's my turn."
Farmer China said, "Oh, no, this duck is yours. You can go back. "
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A devil hurried into the butcher's shop, swaggered up to the clerk in the China shop and shouted, "Hello! Cut me a hundred dollars of beef! Feed the dog! "
Then, he turned to a girl who stood in line in order, blinked and said, "Hello, Zhina girl! Mind if I buy it first? "
The girl replied coldly, "Of course not, you are as hungry as this bear." Let you buy it so as not to spread rabies. "
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In ancient Japan, it was always an honor to be familiar with the culture and history of China. However, after the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895, the devils who defeated China began to have the courage to despise the Japanese people.
One day, in a university in Tokyo, Japanese workers were having lunch when they saw a passing China student.
The devil deliberately asked loudly, "Do you know a man named Bi Sheng from China?"
The devil deliberately replied loudly, "I don't know." China will soon disappear. It is Japanese Bi Sheng! "
China students gave them an angry look and asked, "Do you know Wu Dalang?"
The devil replied, "I don't know."
China students said, "You bastards! Listen up! You only have such ancestors! "
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The devil designed a general-purpose computer and went to China to show off and hold an exhibition. A programmer from China went to visit.
The devil proudly said to him, "You can ask any question, and this computer will give you the correct answer!" " "
So the programmer wrote such a question: "What is my brother-in-law doing in other places?"
The devil entered this sentence, and soon the answer came out: "Your brother-in-law is fishing by the sea!" " "
"Nonsense!" The programmer said, "My brother-in-law has been dead for ten years!" "
Kouga, an iron-mouthed demon, insisted: "Our Japanese computer will not go wrong! You asked the wrong question! "
So the programmer asked again, "Where is my sister's husband?"
The computer replied, "He has been dead for ten years, but your brother-in-law is fishing by the sea."
The programmer cursed: "You Japanese bastards! My sister has been dead for ten years! How to arrange for her to remarry! ? "
Then he turned and walked, telling the situation loudly to the tourists around him as he walked.
At this time, the devil quickly knocked on the keyboard again, and then chased the programmer's back and said, "Sir, please stay. The computer said-they are all dead and now they are all fishing in the underworld. "
When the programmer hit back, he gave the devil a big mouth and said angrily, "I knew the Japanese cheated here again." I don't have a sister! "
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It is said that after China conquered Tokyo, right-wingers in China shouted for revenge, and people like "Puppy Benben" were hunted down every day. A Lang and others think that it is better to jump off a building than to be killed by China people.
That day, I took my heart out and jumped off the building collectively. Although they all fell down with their eyes askew and bleeding, they all tried to commit suicide. As a result, they were arrested, prosecuted and sentenced by indigenous police organized by slave autonomous regions.
The charge is: "littering at will."
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It is said that Japanese slave students are very arrogant in China. China students certainly don't like it. But beating Japanese slaves is the most feared thing in China schools, just like beating the headmaster's father. So there are more people who want to fight, and fewer people attack openly.
Therefore, a China student said to a Japanese student, "I had a wonderful dream yesterday."
The devil quickly asked, "What kind of dream? Tell me about it. "
China student: "You are a hero in your dreams!"
The devil was overjoyed: "Really? Am I a handsome prince charming? "
China student: "No! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife in your hand. "
The devil wondered, "I'm chasing a pig?"
China student: "Yes! You ran so sweaty that the pig ran into a dead alley. "
The devil wants to know, "Then what?"
China student: "You approached it happily, and the pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying,' We are born from the same root. What's the hurry? " "
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A Japanese slave started a company in China and became the boss. When he was rich, he flaunted and told China employees in broken Chinese that he wanted to rent the most expensive house in the city.
China employees believe that he must be punished. So he spent a lot of money to rent a cheap house next to the crematorium. Afraid of forgetting the address, the slave asked the staff to write it down.
The employee wrote on the note: "Next to the crematorium, a villa area."
One day, Japanese slaves got lost in a dark place. He took out the note and stammered to ask passers-by.
Passers-by recognized him as a Japanese slave and read the note again.
So passers-by said, "stand in the middle of the road for a while, and someone will naturally take you there."
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One day, an China man and a Japanese slave came to heaven.
After the angel asked about his nationality, he let an China live in an ordinary room. Instead, let Japanese slaves live in suites, luxurious and luxurious. A few days later, all China people in heaven protested together.
The angel patiently explained: For thousands of years, heaven has been crowded with people from China. Today, a Japanese slave came to heaven. I don't take this matter seriously. Who should I treat? "
China people have nothing to say.
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A famous American journalist once asked Japanese Prime Minister Junjiro, "Sir, were there a large number of comfort women in the Japanese army during World War II?"
The Prime Minister's puppy replied: "Yes, this problem does exist. Before World War II, there were no comfort women in our army, so we had to be Japanese, so we were also called Japanese. During World War II, we didn't need to be Japanese because there were comfort women, so we were called Japanese at that time. "
The American reporter asked curiously, "So does the name' Masturbation Team' of the Japanese army have any special meaning?"
When Prime Minister Dog heard this, he immediately jumped up and pointed at the American reporter and swore: "In order to get the post-war assistance from you Americans, all of our Japanese flower girl went to sleep with you American men. We Japanese men don't have women to live in, so we have to solve our physical needs ourselves. What is the name of the Japanese army? "
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Junichiro Koizumi's visit to the United States is imminent. He felt that he should speak some English to Bush to show his profound knowledge, so he asked the think tank for advice.
Right,
You can say,
Hello, (how are you? )
He must answer:
I'm fine, and you? I'm fine, and you? )
You can go on to say:
Me too (I'm fine, too)
This is decent and simple.
Koizumi has always kept it in mind. When he arrived in America, Bush and his wife Laura came to meet him. Junichiro Koizumi began to perform.
How are you?
Unfortunately, his tongue is a little big, and that's it.
Who are you? Who are you? )
Bush thought Junichiro Koizumi was playing with humor, so he also replied humorously:
Millara's husband. I'm Laura's husband. )
Junichiro Koizumi immediately replied with a smile:
Me too. )