I wish you lots of money, as much hair as a fat pig; a great body, as strong as a bear; I wish you sweet love, as beautiful as a bee; good luck, as abundant as ox hair; a prosperous career, and fly higher and higher like a roc!

Pain is best for others, happiness is your own; troubles will be temporary, friends are always eternal; love is managed with heart, and there is no big deal in the world.

Happy New Year!

The New Year is here, eat a big meal; drink less and eat more vegetables; if you can’t reach it, stand up; if someone respects you, show off; if you can’t eat it, take it back!

Happy New Year!

My best wishes to you: God bless you!

Allah cares about you!

Bodhisattva loves you!

If you ask for clouds, you will get clouds; if you ask for rain, you will get rain.

Live and drink, gold everywhere.

I wish you: unstoppable luck in playing cards, the leopard and the golden flower, others stare at you with a smile, and you receive money from others.

I wish: I don’t have little beans on my face, I don’t have pork belly on my body, and I wear a big flower hat on my head.

I am 30 this year and 28 next year. I will always be a flower. Let’s have a fat baby soon!

New Year is here, do you miss me?

If you miss me, press it, and press it again. Do you miss me that much?

I pressed it after saying that I wanted to, but I still pressed it!

I didn’t expect you to miss me like this, I’m so touched!

Press again!

I have tears in my eyes. The snowflakes falling from the sky are just like my mood, and my thoughts are spreading. I am running towards you from the other side of the distance. I cannot be with you, but I would rather turn into snowflakes and turn the person you hit on my back. I will give you 999 roses every day.

I am not too tired of sending you 999 text messages every day. I will still meet you in 999 next lives, and I will not be afraid of breaking your heart if I say I love you 999 more times.

I won’t give you any gifts during the Chinese New Year this year. I’ll just send you a text message.

Health and happiness are always with you, and good luck is never separated from you.

And let me congratulate you: the God of Wealth has set his sights on you!

Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, hot blessings to you, happy new year, happy family! Lovely, you stole my love and stole my heart.

I decided to go to court. What crime should you be sentenced to?

After the judge went through all the records and cases, the jury unanimously agreed: You are sentenced to stay with me for life!

Do you know how the pig died?

You're so lazy, do you know how the bear's mother died?

You idiot, do you know how you died?

So angry.

Kindergarten teacher Xiaofang pointed to the pinyin m, a, y, d, and b on the blackboard to test the children. The children said in the most standard pronunciation: Mosquitoes will not bite you, mad dogs will not bite you, and flies will not touch you.

Even mice are avoiding you, so pitiful! I am still kind to you, and I send text messages at all costs to annoy you to death. I give you a couplet: the first couplet means thinking of you in wind and rain; the second couplet means falling in love with you sincerely.

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The horizontal batch is: the wrong information was sent.

The riddle is above, above, below, left, left, right, right, no, no, exactly, key, key, light, light, comfortable and comfortable.