Script description: A humorous campus skit, suitable for college students to entertain. Characters: Young man: Male student Young woman: Female student Situation: A bench under a streetlight on campus Man: (Singing) There are so many lonely people, but I am the only one who is happy

(Holding a rose and carrying a backpack) Hey, that's what happened. A few days ago, a fellow villager introduced me to a friend and we agreed to meet him tonight.

Asked me how old I was. I was a senior.

You are in your senior year. You don’t know the situation in our school: the ratio of men to women is far from matched. Boys line up in front of the girls’ building. If they are not strong enough, they have to retreat. Seeing other people in pairs, even drinking a glass of boiled water will hurt your stomach. It’s pure.

My heart is getting haggard day by day, and I dream about going on a date at night. In short, being alone is a hell of a job. Don’t laugh, I’m a loser without a girlfriend.

Experienced people will know at a glance that you cannot give a girl a rose when you first meet her. Those with more experience will know that this is fashionable consumption. People with less experience will think that my thinking is wrong. I have to hide it first and slowly seize the opportunity (put the rose in the bag).

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We agreed to have a date at eight o'clock in the evening. (Looking at the watch) There are still ten minutes left. Let's chat with everyone for a while.

Anyway, I am relatively relaxed, and everyone can see that I walk and talk very charmingly, and they all wish me success in their hearts.

This date not only represents me personally, it is the collective honor of our entire dormitory.

Look, the clothes are Xiao Liu's, the shoes are Xiao Li's, the tie is Xiao Wang's, and even this hairstyle was designed by everyone. If you lose tonight, you will definitely be upset when you go back.

I had no choice but to lie and say she liked me, I felt like it was no use, SORRY ME.

Oops, it might be coming.

Female: (entering the stage) I’m not afraid of everyone’s jokes. I’m also a senior.

A friend introduced me to a date and agreed to go on a date at eight o'clock in the evening. I was not prepared at all. If it worked, we would meet again next time. If it didn't work, it didn't matter. He was the one spending the money anyway. The lonely days were really boring.

Man: Maybe it’s here. I don’t know about the first date. To contact me, I need a secret code. Number one, number one. I have a signal. Woman: Is there a signal?

(Take out a piece of paper from the bag) Receive the signal and continue to broadcast. Male: Lonely boy, talking but not laughing. Female: Lonely girl, helpless. Male: Playing cards at night, sleeping during the day. Female: Staying alone in the empty room, upset male.

: Looking for friends to relieve boredom. Girl: Make friends. I like men and women: (At the same time) Oh, you are——. Boy: It’s the first time we meet like this. It may make you laugh. Girl: The pursuit of romance is my hobby. Boy: Oh, what do you call it?

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Female: My name is Wang Lili. Male: My name is Yang Dongdong. You can just call me Lao Yang. Female: Lao Yang, it’s quite awkward to call me that. Male: If there’s anything awkward about it, just get used to it.

Unlike my classmate on the upper bunk, who likes to take advantage of others. You said that his surname is neither Wang nor Yang, but he takes his father’s surname Gong. When others meet, they call him Lao Gong Lao Gong (the same pronunciation as husband). Female:

You are a humorous man: you are not humorous. Lonely woman: Why are you lonely? They all say that you boys have a good life. You go out to play basketball when you have time. You can brag when you have nothing to do.

Unlike me, others go out to fall in love, but I am at ease in the dormitory.

Man: You can’t say that. You are lonely alone, but if we are lonely together, it will be even more lonely.

Woman: Don’t you like playing ball?

Male: I like it. I play ball and sleep all day long. Life is very boring.

Woman: Do you like reading novels?

Man: Let me tell you, I have been a fan of novels since I was a child. I have read all of Jin Yong’s novels, I am tired of Gu Long’s novels, and Qiong Yao’s novels are so sticky that my young heart is about to change.

What do you like to watch?

Woman: I like watching TV.

Man: Watching TV?

The conditions here are not very mature.

Besides, what's good about watching TV is nothing more than talking, laughing, making noise, jumping up and down, and cuddling.

Woman: You, what you said is too extreme.

TV has many benefits that you cannot see. TV can talk to me, laugh with me, sing with me and dance with me. This feeling of happiness can only be experienced by me when I am lonely.

Man: Actually, I think you are a very nice person. You are elegant in conversation. Woman: Generous in manners. Man: Slim and handsome. Beauty: Beautiful and dignified. Man: Gentle and kind. Woman: High-spirited. Man: How do you know what I said? Woman: It’s written in a book. It sounds familiar.

Man: However, this has been integrated into my personal feelings and the order has been adjusted organically.

Woman: Actually, I think you are a pretty good person. You talk humorously and have a pretty good personality. Even though you are not good-looking, you are still an above-average character. Why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Man: Thanks for the compliment. It’s a long story.