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Hello, everyone. I am Lan Zhi, director of the sub-district office of the World Bank in Nanjing, Jiangsu Province and peace ambassador of Gulou District. After so many years of inhuman efforts and ten years of hard study, the combination of mainstream and non-mainstream was finally born. After 90, the humor is profound, and the network is particularly original and funny. What talk show? There is no exclusive sponsor for this program. Look at Lan Zhi. Learn from Lan Zhi. I have knowledge, but I can't succeed.

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How much do you know about 47 cover songs?

1. Degang Guo is the only representative of the original pop singer in China.

2. Lan Zhi's head is pure white, his body is white, he tastes good, and he is fat but not greasy.

4. [Approved a TV host to steal songs and dance], four people are dancing there, like the last feeling of true feelings left in the world.

There are two purposes to do this today, 1. Tell the truth. 2. Cover up the truth again.

I used to have good facial features, but now I have good facial features.

Zhu Hao is very handsome today. When the light is on, it is the power of maternal love.

8. Mano has a famous saying: "I would rather cry on a BMW than fall down on a bicycle and cry again."

9. They also have many hard-working rich second generation. For example, with his efforts, Zhu Hao has gradually become a poor second generation.

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10. Lan: Oh, I'm so worried. I really haven't slept well recently because of the rich second generation.

Zhu Hao: Are you worried about not sleeping well or watching the World Cup?

Lan: Of course, I'm worried about not sleeping well.

Zhu: What are you worried about?

Lan: The German team was eliminated.

Girls in the street are full of black stockings and glasses frames.

12. Everyone wears black stockings, which is not creative, even if you wear black stockings on your head.

13. Flexibility of the Walking Dead [proposed by Lan Zhi in the 49th issue without explanation]

14. The "chastity theory" of the pseudo-rich second generation: "Are you a virgin?" She said honestly, "I'm sorry, I'm not a virgin. I just foolishly gave my first time to my last boyfriend."

But ironically, that's what he hears every time.

15. I said in the 23rd issue that a woman's life is good, not by her 20 years old, but by her 40 years old.

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1. You are under more pressure than the doctor who operated on Xifeng. I heard that your childhood dream was to be a mime, and you won an award. What did you say?/Sorry? Your silence is to protect China's audio resources from pollution.

You must have been a very pure person when you were a child. When you were a child, you just liked to play hidden rules, didn't you?

Do you remember the embarrassment of going to the wrong toilet in kindergarten when you were a child? Have you ever thought of the embarrassment of going to the right toilet in kindergarten and others going to the wrong toilet?

The most pitiful people are those who still keep their principles and don't want to be corrupted by this society. These people all said the same thing-"No matter how the world changes, I will never do that!"

I have read your blog. Don't be surprised. Oh, don't be surprised. Your smart password is only 3 digits.

6. Do you know when you can become happy? That is, on a certain day, you get used to reviling your behavior, regard it as a necessary means of survival, and then learn to choose and compromise. Maybe you may lose the most precious thing in the world at that time, but I tell you that it is your life.

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After 1.90 is the happiest and most painful group in the world. People in this era have experienced the education in the 1980s and some lasting fine traditions, as well as the flexibility and fashion trend after the 1990s. Together, they are very contradictory and painful. Some people can't survive after 80s with their cultural outlook, so people after 90s really can't experience it.

2. I have always wondered why people like Xifeng now, because Xifeng chose essence between essence and bad, and justice between justice and Jianghu spirit. This is a familiar saying.

After 3.90, all the boys said I wanted something, including a primary school education, a college diploma and the spirit of the entertainment circle.

4. Are you born after 94 or 90? It's simple. I'll tell you a standard-1People born after 990 will like to watch the 23rd and 50th issues of my talk show, but people born after 994 only like to watch the 23rd issue of my show.

53 stage teaching and material application

1. Zoo? ! Man-beast hybrid

2. China people are great! After the reform of contemporary education in Japan, it took decades to find the most suitable method to cover up the exam-oriented education, which is deviation education. However, it took China only a few years to discover this truth, which is the so-called "quality education never leaves school". When a notice of reducing the burden reached us, our pressure began to increase.

3. Now I turn on the TV, which means "Meteors fly over ~ ~ ~". I am not interested in this kind of "pseudo-inspirational youth idol story". I think it's better to talk to the urban management about the ideal of life.

4. Really, when education drives us to a desperate situation and cannot be changed, there is only one way to save this thing, and that is "teaching and educating people and arming ourselves". What is "teaching and equipping yourself"? In other words, the real success is to find a path that suits you best. And this process of exam-oriented education is a test place for you to find this road.

5. The most reassuring thing is that people must take the road that suits them, so Obama is suitable to be a talk show host; For example, if you see Yang Guo jumping off a cliff and meeting a little dragon girl, Roh Moo-hyun has no such luck, right?

6. Many people say that I am a bit fatalistic in doing this program, but the road that people suit themselves is really arranged by God. Education has driven us to the wall, and our thinking has been disrupted. In the most painful time, you must choose the path that suits you best. If you choose the wrong time, your life will really be bound by fate.

7. I am not qualified to talk about this great education. I just want to say that children who like broadcast hosting and dream of being a host should never apply for the broadcast hosting major after going to college, otherwise your life will be over.

54 period

1 ... Three incredible events in China-Ma QQ was stolen, and the mobile boss owed money, so why did he quit Deyun Society? He Wei Yun is really a woman.

I apologize to everyone. I have always been proud of my ability to predict. I think my predictive ability is the same as Huang's. I didn't expect my prediction level to be the same as that of Seismological Bureau.

He Wei Yun really didn't even learn the most basic crosstalk, such as benevolence, righteousness, courtesy and wisdom. He didn't even watch The Altar Warrior.

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No matter in the mainstream or non-mainstream world, people must stick to their own path and learn from Lange, who is very firm. Lan Zhi's road is always a combination of mainstream and non-mainstream.

I hope he can have a full house of disciples in Wei Yun, introducing one after another, just like that Russian doll, one is shorter than the other, just like your figure.

6. At that time, I thought Cao Yunjin would quit because Cao Yunjin was a handsome guy. Everyone knows that handsome guys are insecure. Like my Lan Zhi, you will never feel safe. I'm sorry

7. I hope Wei Yun's wings are covered with lice.

55 issues:

1. Al Jazeera reported that after He He withdrew from Deyun Society, they formed a "new cross talk force", which is called "auspicious three customs".

2. Ka Kui Wong has long said that "there is no music in Hong Kong, only entertainment circle", so "Our Days" is so beautiful that it only won the "Best Lyrics Award".

3. Some people say that the censorship in our country is very strict, which is not suitable for originality ... The censorship of language and entertainment in many countries is much stricter than that in our country. Any country will have a process of learning from other countries when its culture rises, and these aims are to create better things. This is an unchangeable rule and the pursuit of many artists. But when we walked in China, we found a very asymmetric message.

56 period

1. Over the years, foreign animation has created many classic heroic images, such as Conan, Robot Cat and China animation, and there are also many classic images, such as Urban Management, Demolition Office, US Food and Drug Administration and George W. PINKRAY?.

2. Little Tadpole Looking for Mom is the first ethical animation in China.

3. Do you still remember Sheriff Black Cat? You have a gun, and at the end of each episode, you type four big words "If You Are the One".

The work of Haier Brothers tells us how to survive without clothes.

Many people say that this work of Haier Brothers is too vulgar. "Two people wear underpants, cut! Huluwa hasn't worn anything yet.

6. Make a wish to the dragon in Dragon Ball: "When will Conan finish?"

7. Foreign animation is like Edison Chen, China animation is like Chen Shimei, foreign animation is like a meteor garden, and our China animation is like letting us watch a meteor shower.

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1. There are many grading systems for foreign animation. This animation is watched by 5-year-old children, this animation is watched by 10-year-old children, and this animation is called "prodigy" and watched by 40-year-old people. This animation is called Blue Cat, which is for the blind.

2。 In 2009, with the efforts of Professor Sun, China animation finally created a miracle, and an anti-Darwinian work, Joy and Big Big Wolf, came out.

3。 What is the secret of success? Brainwashing should start with dolls. [Talking about the secret of the success of cartoon animals]

External:

1. [Talk Show with Teacher Liang Shuang]: Teacher Liang Shuang was my childhood idol. Today, I have the honor to cooperate with Teacher Liang Shuang. I think this confirms a sentence-

My life is a legacy of history.

2. After recording the program, I said: This program conveys two purposes. The first is to spread national culture, and the second is to destroy blue ambition.

3. Animation should have a good censorship system. For example, this animation is watched by 5-year-old children, and this animation is watched by 65,438+00-year-old children. This animation is called "Prodigy" and is watched by 40-year-olds. Then this animation is called Blue Cat, which is for the blind.

Professor Sun found that the best way to save China animation is foreign animation, and I won't let you broadcast it.

In 5.009, with the efforts of Professor Sun, China Animation finally created a miracle, an anti-Darwinian film. . . 】 "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" was finally released.

It is said that the audience of Pleasant Goat is more than 400 million, twice the population of Japan, but he didn't make a false report [Yes! The truth! ]

It's true. You must admit that you saw Pleasant Goat in China. Who else went to see other cartoons [yes! ]

What is the secret of your success?

Professor Sun said modestly: Hi ~ What's my secret? In a word, brainwashing should start with dolls.

There is a star named LeBron Peisi Chen in Section 6.6. NBA: No, James Blue: Same Samuel: Different James is bald! Lan: Bald, too.

7.nba cba and NCBA merge.

58 period

1. China's Four Great Cuisine Salted Duck Guangdong Goose Shandong Dog KFC. . . ]

2. Eating KFC is a historical portrayal of cpi in China [price? 】 CPI Everyone knows the happiness index of dad Li Gang. . . No, the consumer price index.

Hamburgers are getting cheaper and cheaper. In the past, Hamburg 10 yuan, now it only costs 2 yuan [good spit].

Some time ago, KFC clarified the rumor that a chicken has many legs. Fortunately, he clarified it. I almost didn't believe it. . . ]

4. KFC, McDonald's and Pizza Hut, these three moral fast food.

5. Because of KFC and McDonald's, I can say that he is the representative of allowing gay struggle in China. Look, KFC and McDonald's will always be open together no matter where they are.

6. Who is the third child?

Some people said that I had to beat one of them, and then Pizza Hut was born. So, which one do you prefer, McDonald's, KFC or Pizza Hut? Needless to say, it must be McDonald's, because the date with the mistress must be in the evening, and McDonald's is 24 hours earlier than KFC.

7. When eating Pizza Hut, the pizza is too big, so girls' mouths won't get dirty, so boys have more reason to touch girls' lips. When eating KFC and McDonald's, there are too many preservatives in it, so it is easy for girls to fall to the ground with food poisoning, which increases the chances for boys to do artificial respiration and cannot kill these seeds of love.

59 period

Believe it or not, I play basketball very well.

If no one says I am offside, I will enter the WNBA.

I think the combination of NBA and CBA is the best for me. What do you think of NCBA?

In America, basketball and music, two famous things, learn from each other. Michael Jackson learns from the speed and passion of basketball players, while basketball players learn from Michael Jackson's dance steps.

I thought that the first China star in NBA was Zhang Chamberlain (a superstar in 1960s), but later I learned that he was not from China.

Bater is a very good basketball player and has many excellent games, such as Bodyguard and Assassin.

6. Even if the car knocks, Sun Yue is still very popular. He is safe because he sang a song called "I wish you peace" [not the same person].

7. Yi Jianlian is one of the best players in China. You can tell us the truth. When speaking for yogurt, you should pay attention to the milk brand. Do you know that?/You know what?

Yao Ming is the only person who is heavier than me, and I respect him.

9. Yao Ming means that the height of active NBA stars is closest to Altman.

10. Without Yao Ming, the evil capitalism would have collapsed long ago. Without Yao Ming, the Rockets could not have made so much money. Without Yao Ming, many NBA players could not be laid off and re-employed in CBA. Without Yao Ming, Ye Li can't be pregnant. Without Yao Ming, Chris Lee wouldn't be scolded so badly.

1 1. People who don't like McGrady are people who don't like watching the fiftieth episode of my program [haha, classic] I think so.

12. McGrady tells us a truth. When people say you can't do it, you can. When no one says you can't, you really can't.

Believe it or not, I play basketball very well.

If no one says I am offside, I will enter the WNBA.

I think the combination of NBA and CBA is the best for me. What do you think of NCBA?

In America, basketball and music, two famous things, learn from each other. Michael Jackson learns from the speed and passion of basketball players, while basketball players learn from Michael Jackson's dance steps.

I thought that the first China star in NBA was Zhang Chamberlain (a superstar in 1960s), but later I learned that he was not from China.

Bater is a very good basketball player and has many excellent games, such as Bodyguard and Assassin.

6. Even if the car knocks, Sun Yue is still very popular. He is safe because he sang a song called "I wish you peace" [not the same person].

7. Yi Jianlian is one of the best players in China. You can tell us the truth. When speaking for yogurt, you should pay attention to the milk brand. Do you know that?/You know what?

Yao Ming is the only person who is heavier than me, and I respect him.

9. Yao Ming means that the height of active NBA stars is closest to Altman.

10. Without Yao Ming, the evil capitalism would have collapsed long ago. Without Yao Ming, the Rockets could not have made so much money. Without Yao Ming, many NBA players could not be laid off and re-employed in CBA. Without Yao Ming, Ye Li can't be pregnant. Without Yao Ming, Chris Lee wouldn't be scolded so badly.

1 1. People who don't like McGrady are people who don't like watching the fiftieth episode of my program [haha, classic] I think so.

12. McGrady tells us a truth. When people say you can't do it, you can. When no one says you can't, you really can't.