The little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the wolf. The wolf came over and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came over and gave the white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat." Tu Tu was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I see. I will handle this matter, so please trust the organization." On the same day, the tiger found its partner wolf. "It is wrong for you to do so. This is very difficult for me. " Then wiped the dust that fell on the table. "Do you think this will work? You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat to eat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found the thin one. You said you wanted the fat one. So you can hit her. Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found the plump one, and you said you liked the slim one. She found the slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can beat her. This is reasonable and powerful. " The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hated it in my heart. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat." Tu Tu said, "So, do you want to be fat or thin?" When the wolf heard this, his heart sank and he became happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B. He added, "Tu Tu, Mary, find me a woman." Tu Tu asked, "So, do you like plump or slim?" The wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and gave Tu Tu two big ear stickers. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat." A rabbit harassed a wolf (the rabbit was strong) and ran away. The wolf chased him angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree, put on sunglasses and read the newspaper, pretending that nothing had happened. At this moment, the wolf came, saw the rabbit sitting under the tree and asked, "Did you see a rabbit running past!" " The rabbit replied, "Did the rabbit tease the wolf?" The wolf shouted, "No way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! ! "One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave when a wolf came up and asked," Rabbit, what are you writing? " The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper." The wolf asked again, "What topic?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing about how rabbits eat wolves." The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it. The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper." The fox asked, "What topic?" The rabbit replied, "How did the rabbit eat the fox?" The fox laughed after hearing this, expressing disbelief. The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper. At this time, in the cave, a lion is sitting on a pile of bones while picking his teeth, while reading the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal depends not on its strength, but on who is its boss behind the scenes!

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