one:

1. The bird is big. There are all kinds of Woods.

2. The garden can't be closed in spring. I lure the red apricots out of the wall.

3. Everyone else is pretending to be serious. Then I have to pretend to be serious.

4. Rogues are not terrible. They are afraid of being educated.

5. It is not difficult to drive. All people are human.

8. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night. A woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

9. Water can carry a boat. You can also cook porridge.

1. Successful women are not afraid of losing face.

11. Yay is really Olympic.

12. Hurry up these days, or you can't catch up with the heat when you eat shit. <

2. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird

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3. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

4. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them find it

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5. I'm not a casual person. I'm not a person casually

6. Women don't care about decency, decency is because they are not seduced enough

; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the betrayed

chips are too low ...

7. Smart women deal with men, while stupid women deal with women.

8. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. Clear water means no fish, and people are invincible!

1. The lowest goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring,

a little field

Three things:

1. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2. Life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

3. study hard and want to go to school every day!

4. It's better to spend money "every day" than spend money.

5. Love is being mean, and it is being mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

6. Did the leaves leave because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to retain them?

7. Some people are so ignorant. If you don't fuck him, he won't know that you are his father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said, "It took 5 times to look back in the past life to get a brush in this life". I'd rather pass by once in the world for 5 times in this life.

1. What can I do to kill your lover ...

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet and learned everything when you went out.

13. Nu Wa shot it every day.

14. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brothers, I will strip his clothes!

15. I'm an actor, and my eyes turn round at the sight of beautiful MM ...

16. God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

17. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!

18. I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

19. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves ...

2. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late ...

21. The failure of others is my happiness!

22, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

23. No one who is born is afraid of death, and none who is afraid of death is born, so don't pretend to be TM!

24. The realistic society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

26. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!

27, a rich man, a man without money is hard!

28. If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me ...

29. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

3. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!

31. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

32. Get out of here as far as your thoughts are!

33. Rogues are not afraid, but they are afraid of being literate ...

34. Please respect yourself, guest. My little girl only sells herself, not entertainers.

35, you can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human!

36. I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

37. You give me a love, and I will return it to you!

38. Teacher! Just follow the old woman!

39. I love you! What do you care?

4. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!

41. Not bad! People are forced out.

42, time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there is always some!

43, what * * * does, people who mate!

44. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

45, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell to your death.

46. Promises are like "Fuck your mother", but they are often said but hard to do!

47. My lover calls me a third party!

48, like is a touch of love; Love is a deep love!

49, people don't waste a teenager!

5. I am not a casual person. I'm not a person casually ...

51. The bird is big. There are all kinds of Woods.

52. The garden can't be shut up in spring. I lure the red apricots out of the wall.

53. Everyone else is pretending to be serious. Then I have to pretend to be serious.

54. Rogues are not terrible. I'm afraid they have culture.

55. There are too many people to walk, so there is no road ...

Four catchwords:

1) It's better to stew than to hype ..

2) The lowest leader ..

3) You are so talented.

4) I was too careless in the past. Since I ate this egg-laying rooster, I have become clever.

5) The egg-laying rooster, the fighting chicken in the rooster, oh yeah

6) The toad is lying on the road. You pretend to be a camouflage jeep.

7) The water in my hometown is so sweet! The water in my hometown is so sweet! Drinking too much water in my hometown also makes me panic! I'm full. I can water the flowers when I lift it! -Feng Gong

8) Last year, you picked up a free electric meter, which ran faster than Liu Xiang. -Li Jindou

9) Why is your mouth as loose as the waist of cotton trousers? Say our the rooster lay eggs, not equivalent to say I'm pregnant? -Zhao Benshan

1) Lay your own eggs and let others talk! -Song Dandan

11) A bad wife is a regular BoB! ! ! A good wife is a bunker. Hold Timing BoB! ! ! Sleep, something will happen sooner or later. -Huang Hong

12) I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men's stupid mouths. -Jin Yuting