Public account: The moon never expires

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1. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang Total Solar Eclipse Mei chatters endlessly every night

2. When you are in love, you can talk about it slowly and meat must be eaten while it is hot

3. Once upon a time, it was difficult to find fish-flavored shredded pork with chicken drumsticks

4. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight and I have seized them

5. What is bravery? I know that I will gain weight after eating this meal, but I still go ahead

6 . Delicious things should be eaten in the stomach and lovely people should be kept in the heart

7. Why are there little fat cows and little fat sheep but not little fat pigs when eating hot pot? Because the little fat pigs are all around. Eating little fat cows and little fat sheep at the table

8. Life is short but sweet

9. Today is a 128G stomach

10.2% of food fragments +98% of the cuteness made up me

11. Whose little mouth is eating non-stop? Oh, it’s me

12. I’m getting fat. Everyone has a share

13. The fireworks in the world are the most soothing to the mortal heart

14. Life is always a mess, but fortunately I make up for it with eating and sleeping.

15. Spring night, bitter and short meat is the best way to save the world

16. You can talk about love slowly and meat must be eaten while it is hot

17. Life and death are fat. So thin

18. As long as I eat fast enough, my weight won’t catch up with me