Maybe many years later, when the author looks back, he will feel shy because of these books.

where there are people, there are rivers and lakes; Where there are these books, they are doomed to surge.

With a little investment, you can learn these secrets that are not handed down in the world. Not only is it useful for life, but it is also risk-free.

Among them are: fantasies and skills about picking nostrils; Why do fish fart; Thirteen ways to spank a maid; How to identify yellow songs; Where did people start to export dirty? How to beat children is more scientific; Make a nuclear bomb from scratch; Why men have nipples.

please get ready for moral integrity and protect the three views. Let's have a look at them one by one.

1. History of Nose Digging

Who said that there is a lack of masters in our time?

As a recognized nose-digging expert, Hu Juan has been working on how to make people dig their noses more comfortable since the second year. After graduating from California Saint Nose Hair University, I devoted myself to the study of nose-digging culture.

Just like those gourmets who are committed to promoting dog meat. Professor Hu Dan devoted his whole life to nose-picking, making nose-picking the first time in the scientific world.

In order to liberate billions of people, get rid of the shackles, break the shackles of many years, and dig and dig, this book was born.

The book not only spoofs the history of human nose-picking, but also 11 killer skills about nose-picking (do you want to know which one is the best? ）。 It even includes the timing of nose digging, the choice of seasons, and the psychological analysis of nose digging in various constellations, which is quite interesting to read.

Of course, you can't miss the Nose Digging March specially created for nose diggers.

2. Why do fish fart

This book is a synthesis of immoral science and bad taste history.

why do fish fart? What animal is the ugliest? How long is the longest ear hair? These problems always plague people with excessive curiosity.

Did you ever know that there was a bloody steamed bun incident in England, and the blood came from Charles I? Paris in the Middle Ages was once smelly, and it was in danger of being topped by feces at any time when walking on the road. In order to eat more food, Romans often dig their throats with their hands to induce vomiting.

All these incredible questions can be answered in this book. The author is also a well-known popular science scholar. He brings you unprincipled bad taste knowledge with a serious scientific attitude.

3. spanking the maid

Hunan fine arts publishing house has a series of avant-garde art books, and this is one of them. The author, signed by Robert Coover, is one of the most representative postmodern novelists in America.

curious about the story? Everybody.

actually, as the title says. The host spanks the maid every day. The reasons are different, and the pattern of spanking is often refurbished. The maid didn't resist and was willing to accept the punishment, and the man followed the rules and adhered to his punishment responsibility.

what about the author's purpose? Is it to reveal his unique views on life and death and create a mechanism that is repeatedly destroyed and constantly circulated? Or is it to experiment with its repetitive and progressive novel form? Or just to create an ambiguous and sultry atmosphere, as if a lot had happened, but nothing had happened?

All these have yet to be discovered by readers who are committed to learning the art of spanking.

4. How to Identify Yellow Songs

The creation background of How to Identify Yellow Songs, published in 1982, goes without saying. Among them, the essentials and skills of identifying pornographic songs are actually very professional (serious nonsense).

The book not only criticizes China's early popular songs, such as Teresa Teng, Zhou Huan and other domestic singers. It also systematically discusses the development process, characteristics and forms of western jazz and rock music, and the information is detailed and reliable.

Some discussions in the book are actually very interesting. For example, "Many yellow songs show women's sad feelings when they are lovelorn or abandoned. They are not out of sympathy for these abused women, nor to show their misfortune, but for their need to gain cheap love."

there is a saying: a tough life needs no explanation. I think it is also appropriate to use it in this book.

5. Cultural History of Swearing

How long do you think the history of swearing can be?

The profanity has a long history, which is comparable to the development of human civilization.

some words sound ordinary, which are not in the category of swearing. But for some reason, after being listed as taboo, it became a dirty word. Because the pleasure and temptation of breaking taboos can just satisfy people's desires, which makes it a dirty word.

in all kinds of entertainment works, there are many descriptions of swearing. For example, Zhuge Liang played against Wang Lang in Romance of the Three Kingdoms; Various wonderful dialogues in Mark Twain's short stories; In A Dream of Red Mansions, Yuanyang yelled at her sister-in-law.

In this article, the author explores the evolution of swearing, which is not only varied in angles, but also humorous in writing. The diversity of human history and culture is also discussed in depth. However, due to language restrictions, there is little content about Chinese, which is a pity.

6. How to hit a child?

what is the title party? This is called the title party. And it should be regarded as one of the ancestors of the title party.

don't look at the title of the book, it seems that it is suspected of advocating domestic violence against minors. In fact, the real content is to educate parents about the degree of corporal punishment. Of course, there is no conclusion on whether corporal punishment of children should be completely eliminated in the world, and it is not within the discussion of this article.

In fact, there are about twenty chapters in the book, of which only one chapter is about "beating children". Others are mostly the cultivation of children's cognitive habits and suggestions for parents' education.

7. How to Make a Nuclear Bullet

Learning to make an atomic bomb from scratch is a joke to everyone. But this book by barnaby reminds us that we should re-understand the so-called "weapons of mass destruction".

Many tragedies in this world are caused by ignorance. About what nuclear weapons are, who owns them, what people, resources and equipment are needed to make them, and how powerful nuclear weapons are. These are the questions to be answered by this book, and they have practical significance that cannot be ignored.

The famous U2 band has an album called How to Disarm an Atomic Bomb, which is probably the inspiration.

8. Why do men have nipples?

Seeing this title, it is estimated that all male friends will bow their heads unconsciously. In fact, there are always many strange and embarrassing questions about the human body, and this book can just answer them.

why does eating spicy food cause a runny nose? Can you get hemorrhoids if you go to the toilet for too long? Can red wine be healthy? Of course, why do men have nipples?

Although the structure is somewhat loose, the author's humor and erudition, as well as the friendly tone like chatting with friends. It adds a lot of reading pleasure to this popular science book. The answers to most questions have no impact. Explain it in a serious way, and it will dispel its own interest. But you can increase your talk and learn some common sense of life.