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Boss: I fired a job. Do you want to eat?
Wen Yi San zui Mao

- 1-

At work today, my boss Li told me that my boss wanted me to go to the office. Speaking of which, I haven't been to the boss's office since I went to work. But on the whole, going to the boss's office to talk is not a good thing!

I knocked on the door of the general manager's office with trepidation, and the boss was sitting at his desk teasing a Brazilian tortoise. Seeing me come in, I quickly put the tortoise in the glass jar on the table, with five turtles in it.

He nodded with satisfaction and asked me.

"I fired a squid. Do you want to eat? "

I couldn't help feeling excited when I heard the boss's words. What does this mean? Are you going to fire me? Although I have been working in the new company for almost a month, I have been working for half a month and asked for a leave of absence for half a month. I asked for leave because of pneumonia. I had an intravenous drip for ten days, and then I took four days off because I had to take the second exam. But I am a good employee!

Up to now, I have never been late, although I always punch in at the last minute; There is no need to leave early. I get off work at 5: 30 every day, but I don't clock in until 5:3 1! You can't fire me for asking for leave!

I looked at my boss with an ugly face, thinking about how to get my salary in the next half month. The boss asked me with concern when he saw my pale face.

"What's the matter? Are you still uncomfortable? "

This man is so hypocritical! It's too much to pretend to be amiable when it is clear that I will be fired soon! I thought about MMP, smiled at my boss and said nothing, then asked him what he wanted to see me about.

The boss clapped his hands and shouted at the door, "Squid!"

-2-

I saw Director Li pushing an iron plate and an inverted iron bowl through the door. I can't help wondering if it's true that the boss isn't going to fire me, but is he really going to fire me? But why me?

In my puzzled eyes, the boss picked up the iron plate and raised the iron bowl, and the aroma in the room suddenly overflowed. I swallowed unwillingly, and it tasted delicious!

"Boss, are you ..."

The boss smiled, put the dish of grilled fish in front of me, somehow conjured up a pair of chopsticks and handed it to me.

"Xiao Lin, you have been in the company for so long, and we haven't talked well. I heard that you were ill some time ago, so I fired you. Try it first to see how it tastes! "

I appreciate it. I didn't expect the boss to be so good. I even misunderstood him just now! I took the chopsticks handed me by my boss, and I couldn't help but burst into tears while eating delicious fried pork. When I finished eating, I suddenly caught a glimpse of Director Li's eyes. I heard a terrible cry in my heart, and when I looked up, I just saw the boss's cruel smile hanging on my mouth.

I suddenly felt a fever all over my body, as if an invisible hand was squeezing my body like a sponge. I want to scream in pain, but I find I can't make any sound at all!

I stared at my boss bitterly. There must be something wrong with the job I just took! The boss didn't care about my eyes at all, but there was a mocking smile on his face.

"You turtle grandson! I don't want to work hard every day to repay the boss who paid you, just thinking about how to cheat and play tricks! I want to treat you to fire! Isn't it delicious? Ah? "

I stared at the boss with resentment and wanted to go up and take a bite! Why do I want to take a bite at this time? But I was horrified to find that the boss's body became bigger in my eyes. Finally, his shoes, which are said to be made in England, stopped in front of me like a hill.

I looked down at myself and was horrified to find that I had become a turtle?

-3-

The boss pinched my turtle shells on both sides with two fingers and lifted me up. I looked at the floor that suddenly became higher. I was afraid of heights and pedaled my limbs in panic. A contemptuous sneer from the boss came from his ear.

"parasites, you have a good reunion!"

A burst of dizziness, "thud" I was thrown into the glass jar on my desk. By the time I came to my senses, he had left the office. Director Li glanced at the boss's back with a frown and looked back at the direction of the glass jar to say something. There was a phone call from the boss in the air. Director Li hesitated and left with a "coming right away".

Before I knew it, the door slammed shut.

"Wow, Xiao Lin, why are you here?"

A familiar voice broke my thinking. What is this? I looked up and unconsciously I was surrounded by six turtles left in the glass jar. The speaker is a turtle with two circles on its back. He seems to be the youngest.

"And you are?"

"I! Brother Zhang! Do you remember me? "

"Zhang elder brother? Ah! You are the brother Zhang who left after I came for a week! "

"yes! It's me! "

Brother Zhang left my job a week after I joined the company. He was very kind to me and taught me a lot of experience. My colleagues also warned me to be careful. There seems to be something wrong with this company. But one day, he suddenly stopped coming and asked his colleagues. They all said that he had resigned.

Brother Zhang put his paw on my shoulder and enthusiastically introduced me to five other turtles. We are all in the same boat. We were all fired by the boss, and this is what happened.

The oldest one is also the first one to become a turtle. Mr. Ding, an old employee of this company, once had a fight with the boss in the shopping mall. But in the end, he was fired by his boss because of the competition for the company's equity, and he became what he is now.

The second biggest person is Chen, the chief financial officer at the beginning of the company. There are two parallel straight lines on his back. This happened because he discovered the boss's secret, and he used legal loopholes to carry out illegal activities of tax evasion.

Sitting next to Mr. Chen is Cao, the former marketing director of the company. According to him, he was fired because he questioned the boss about the safety problems of our company's products. In a rage, the boss asked him to be fired, and now he has become a turtle with a pattern on his back!

Next to the former boss's secretary is Huang Lirong. She was fired because she protested strongly when the boss tried to fire Director Cao. She and director Cao are underground lovers! The boss thinks she is in the way and wants to arrange his sister-in-law, that is, Director Li, as his secretary. So, she was invited to eat squid.

The last one is Wang Da, the warehouse supervisor of the company. He is always complaining. If he had steady hands, he wouldn't be here now! It's all because my hands are shaking, so I broke a porcelain in the warehouse. I found the white powder hidden in the porcelain! When he rushed into the general manager's office with white powder, he was invited to eat squid.

-4-

After listening to their introduction, I can't help but take a breath: it turns out that this company is a foreign trade company on the surface, exporting porcelain abroad, but secretly dealing in drugs!

But what's the use of knowing all this I'm just a turtle now! Thought of here, I felt a sense of loss. Brother Zhang looked at me and bowed his head and said nothing, comforting me.

"Xiao Lin, do you want to drive! Although we became turtles, oh no, turtles. But won't it make us live longer? And I believe that there will be a chance to escape! "

I was about to answer brother Zhang when the office door slammed open. See director Li poked around into the room, gently closed the door and walked to the front of the glass jar. She took a deep breath and said quickly.

"I know you can hear me now, I only say it once. Actually, I was forced by my brother-in-law. I don't want to do such a thing at all! I know a way to get you back to your original shape. The timing is just right.

My brother-in-law is practicing the law of firing people! As long as someone eats the squid that he fired for 7749 days, it will become a turtle. When seven turtles gather together, there will be a battle between the seven turtles, and the remaining one will naturally return to its original state! That's all I can say. I have to hurry, or my brother-in-law will find out! "

Then she left in a hurry, leaving us two ghosts looking at each other. Brother Zhang first broke the silence.

"Well, do you think what she said is credible?"

Director Cao took Huang Lirong and took a step back and said, "How is that possible! She is the boss's sister-in-law. Why should she help us? " Huang Lirong nodded in agreement with him.

Wanda looked at the turtles around with malicious intent. "But this is always an opportunity, isn't it?"

Manager Chen looked at him warily, said nothing, and slowly walked away from the turtles.

Zhang Ge gave me a complicated look, then glanced at Mr. Ding and said leisurely.

"The biggest one really has an advantage ~"

As soon as brother Zhang's words came out, all the turtles looked at Mr. Ding uniformly. Ding always backs away warily and shouts loudly.

"You don't be cheated by that little bitch! She must be lying to us! "

Other turtles surrounded him silently without saying a word, and soon he was forced into a corner. He held his head high and stood half-way.

"Don't push me!"

Except me, the other five turtles rushed forward together. Mr. Ding was so scared that he shrank his whole body into a turtle shell, but it was a pity that it didn't help. Manager Chen bit his head and the other four turtles attacked his limbs respectively. Within a few minutes, Mr. Ding let out a scream and then stopped moving.

After some fighting, the remaining five turtles gave me a neat look and scared me directly into the shell. There was a trace of sarcasm in their eyes, and they didn't care about me. Tension spread among them, and there was a stalemate for a while. Finally, Mr. Chen moved his paws.

-5-

Cao directed and finally killed other turtles. Director Cao looked at me shivering and couldn't help sneering.

"It's really weak! You this ... ah ... Li ... "

I was surprised to see all this. When you are proud, bite Cao's neck. After struggling for a few minutes, Director Cao also died!

Looking at Huang Lirong, who is twice my age, I can't help smiling: It seems that I am going to die here today! Stumbling towards me, when she passed General Ding, her face suddenly changed! Ding always tried his last strength to bite Huang Lirong's neck.

"You all don't want to live!"

Huang Lirong screamed, twitched a few times on the ground, and did not move. I watched all this in surprise, so I won? So I can go back to my original shape? I can't help but feel excited at the thought, but nothing happened after waiting for a long time.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" The door of the office suddenly opened. Director Li took the boss's hand, and the boss walked slowly into the room with bulging hands. Looking at this scene, I immediately understood that we were all cheated by Director Li!

"Ha, ha, ha, you are wondering why you haven't changed back to the original shape? Of course it's a lie! I didn't expect you to really kill each other! Ha ha ha! "

Looking at director Li's satisfiedly smile, I gnashed my teeth and couldn't wait to rush over and bite her! Unfortunately, it doesn't help me how to hit the glass jar now. I can only look at this dog man and woman proudly in front of my eyes!

-6-

Director Li took me out of the glass jar and put it on the table to tease me. Turn me over from time to time, and it took me a long time to turn it back. After a few times, I closed my eyes and let them turn!

After several times, they were tired of playing. Director Li looked at the boss and asked.

"Brother-in-law, what about this turtle grandson?"

"Well, he's not dead, I got inside information, this guy is the undercover of Longmen National Security Bureau! If he dies, Longmen will get the news immediately! Let's leave him here to die! Hurry up and tidy up, we probably have to run, drug trafficking has been exposed! There are many talented people in Longmen, and someone will definitely restore him to his original shape! Ignore him! "

"good! I see! "

After discussion, they took some things from the office and left. I am the only turtle wandering in the office. ......

-7-

A week later, I was finally discovered by the master elder sister who came here. She lifted me up from the dusty corner with a puzzled face and sprinkled some colored powder on me. I slowly returned to my original shape, naked.

Senior, angry and funny, took out her clothes from her backpack and threw them to me.

"Little teacher younger brother, you failed for the first time. See how the master punishes you! "

When I heard that I would be punished by my master, I couldn't help crying with a bitter face.

"Yellow crane, the boss of the son of a bitch, is not a person. He ran away with his sister-in-law ..."

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