1. Don’t get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and yelling: "Is it a brother? It was a brother who did it!!" ”
2. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and cannot be smashed. Your life has been in vain.
3. If autumn goes away, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes away, I will love you in heaven; if I go away, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are pretty good!
4. I know you care about hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: "I brought paper this time!!"
5. Missing you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is what I will always want What I do; keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; however, lying to you is what just happened.
6. I will pray to the Buddha every day for a long-lasting blooming rose. When there are nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, I will give them to you and say emotionally: "Young man, I don't believe you." Bees won’t sting you! ”
7. According to reports: A few days ago, Iraqi militants hung your photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away.
8. Couples in Western countries always get divorced because their love god is a baby. Look at China's Yuexia Laoren. They are full of experience, so the marriages of Chinese couples are more permanent. When Carrot met the customer, he respectfully handed over his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked: What do you call Korean ginseng? Carrot's little waist straightened up, "I'm so jealous!"
9. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note next to you: I struggled all night, your face It’s so thick that I can’t even live in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.
10. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could compete with me back then. Rabbit's?
11. Within one year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend. As a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was getting married, and the groom was the postman who delivered these letters to her.
12. The barber was shaving the customer's face while chatting. He was so busy chatting that he accidentally shaved off one side of the customer's eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to grow your eyebrows? Guest: I want to stay! Barber: Ouch! Why didn't you tell me earlier? One side has already been shaved off!
13. Husband: Honey, I’m fired. Just because of a trivial matter, so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage after get off work last night. But they didn’t even think about who would dare to steal the tiger!
14. "Do you know why men like to have long hair like ladies these days?" "Because, if your lover or wife finds long hair on their clothes, he will say with a smile 'This is my hair! '"
15. You are an intern in a mental hospital, and suddenly a mentally ill patient chases you with a kitchen knife. You turn around and run away until you reach a dead end. Thinking it was over, the patient said: "I'll give you the knife, it's your turn to chase me!"
16. A certain player couldn't even catch the ball. When practicing passing and receiving, another player passed a good ball to him. He was afraid that he would not catch it firmly, so he shouted "Catch it firmly". As a result, the ball hit his head, and he only heard him say "With whom?" < /p>
17. When you are alone and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a knife to cut it, peel it, chop it, and at the same time you can vent yourself and shout loudly: "I kill the pen, I kill the pen, I kill the pen!!"
18. The sky is It's so clear, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so vast. You stand on the blue seaside, and I poke you with a stick: "Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard!!"
19. On the first day the obstetrician-gynecologist opened his business, his wife asked him: "How was your day?" The doctor said: "It's not too bad. Although the mother and the baby were not saved, the baby's father was finally saved."
20. I couldn't help but run to your door that day, wanting to tell you what was in my heart, but in the end I still didn't have the courage to say it. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you "Happy weekend" .
21. Last night I was bitten by you, and a red pimple arose, which itched to death. You said you loved drinking sweet blood, but you were not polite to me at all, and I was embarrassed.
22. One night late at night, a ghost knocked on the door, and he got scared. He peeked through the crack in the door, and saw a green face and fangs. It was terrifying. He suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed you out of the building, hugged your head, coughed and trembled from time to time. Stay overnight, finally exit, tomorrow is Saturday, play enough with me.
23. I have no place to play this weekend, so I took the initiative to apply to work overtime. The boss is not here to rush to finish the draft. I turned on the computer and displayed the words: Don’t disturb me during weekend off work, thank you! From the computer.
24. The weekend is here, blessings are coming, the fresh air surrounds you, I say good morning and feel good, stretch your body and a text message comes: I wish you the best, have a happy weekend! Oh, sorry, I typed one more The word "out"~
25. I drive a three-wheeled BMW and come at a strong speed to congratulate you: Congratulations to you, congratulations to you, it's not easy, how hard it is, not easy Ah, so strong. I have to plow the land while pulling a cart, and step on the mud under the scorching sun. I can finally graduate.
26. Missing you makes me become even more silent. I can only use * ** words to express my feeling of being moved by you, can you hear my heartfelt voice? My dear weekend!
27. What is the weekend? I miss you every day during the week. I hope you will wait till the end of the world, but my brother really can’t afford to wait. Come on, weekends, I want to be with you forever!
28. You go on a blind date every weekend, and you are still single after two years of dating. I wonder why you are like that? No one is right for you? Or it’s just that This one is fat, or that one is short. Either the other person doesn't feel it, or the other person just looks dumb. Don’t be too picky when you’re older, just take action when you’re close. I hope you go on a blind date again this week and meet your ideal single. The two of you will fall in love with each other and have a lifelong love!
29. Do you still remember that weekend? ?You broke my heart. Seeing you strolling around the streets makes me, a person who works overtime, feel really sad. Why is it so hard to love weekends? Do I care too much about you? Maybe you have always been in your heart and have never forgotten me!
30. Weekly mood chart: Monday is depressed, Tuesday is irritable, and Wednesday is looking forward to , Thursday is full of excitement, Friday dreams come true, Saturday is relaxed and happy, and Sunday slowly changes from happy to depressed.
31. I long for waking up naturally on weekends. When I look at my watch, it’s only five o’clock. It’s still early to go back to sleep and wait until daybreak before opening my eyes again. I fell asleep and wanted to be more convenient, so I got up and looked at the clock again. The hands pointed to 9 o'clock. Why was it dark outside? I looked at my phone and realized that I had slept for nearly two laps. You are not a pig and who is a pig? I forced myself to sleep. , you are good at sleeping, others are very envious, I wish you can continue to sleep on the weekend, I will bother you when I go to work on Monday!
32. The weekend has come quietly, and when I think of you, my heart fills up The days when we were together were like a song and a poem. May this message, like a cool comfort, carry my greetings and blessings, drive you away from the hardship of suffering under the scorching sun. Ah! Fate, let us get to know each other... Don't be too moved, just because the recent increase in meat prices has set a new historical record, I want to sell a pig that is reading the message.
33. Who asked you to go out on weekends? Did the state allow it? Don’t you know that you are so beautiful that you will disrupt public order and hinder traffic? I have applied to the state to be your full-time bodyguard, and everyone knows about you You are getting more and more beautiful, I will protect you on weekends from now on~
34. Tang Seng said: There is infinite love in the world, ants are not afraid of the sun, I am not afraid of monsters (monsters), as long as love is always there, even the King of Hell is helpless, Disciple, don't be a bad imitator and make it a competition to throw others away, otherwise the Buddha will be weird and the scripture is worth ten thousand yuan. When falling in love on the weekend, avoid unlimited love. Persistence is helpless, so why come to the competition. Give you some love and save yourself the trouble of stealing food.
35. There are no words to express my longing. I miss you so much that I can’t sleep. I date you day after day. You always say you don’t have time and just refuse to meet me. I really want to treat you. Said: It’s the weekend, pay back the money quickly!
36. The pressure of study is high and the work requirements are high. The weekend has come, both can be thrown away!
37. Time has passed You have to hurry up, it’s the weekend again in a blink of an eye, I’ll give you a signal to hurry up and let’s get together on the weekend
38. There are seven children in Lao Zhou’s family, so the daily cleaning tasks have become regular. , Monday is the oldest child, Tuesday is the second child, Wednesday is the third child, Thursday is the fourth child, Friday is the fifth child, and Saturday is of course the sixth child, so who is the child on the weekend?
39. Weekends are terrible. There is no holiday during them. Overtime and extra hours, spicy, sour, bitter and sweet.
40. In your dream, you turned into a handsome guy who kept singing. In a short while, the noise of Monday was gone, the anxiety of Tuesday was gone, the tiredness of Wednesday was gone, the uneasiness of Thursday was gone, the sorrow of Friday was gone, and a wonderful weekend came. You are such a good "cricket" brother, otherwise how could you sing so well while hiding under my bed!
41. You are always happy on weekends. Why? Because I drove you away A week's hard work has kicked away a week's fatigue and boredom, a week's leadership nonsense has been kicked away, a week's lazy party has been kicked away, leaving you with your crush to sleep with on the weekend. Dear, are you still dreaming?
42. We are the generation who grew up in Hutong. We come here chasing our ideals. There is a sense of ambiguity among the buddies, and each one is more righteous than the other. , Neighbors and neighbors are not inferior to relatives, we are like porcelain after dealing with each other, think of me at weekend dinner!
43. The passage of time only takes away the years, but friendship will always stay in the heart; the changes of years dilute the I'm just sad, but my longing is getting stronger and stronger; I'm sending a text message on this leisurely weekend, I just want to wish you a happy life!
44. Time flies, and life is like a tortoise and a hare; busy and busy Outside of busy work, the weekend comes as promised; steps take slow steps to calm down the heart; smiles are more or less, as long as you are happy. Happy weekend
45. Time passes day by day. Thinking about it, with a hint of sweetness.
Greetings, repeated many times. Every time I read it, warmth flows in my heart. The busy week has come to an end. I hope you can relax and have unlimited happiness on the weekend!
46. The time is infinitely good, but there are few weekends. I advise you not to be annoyed. Please read this text message: my friend has arrived. I also made an appointment on QQ. There are so many activities. I won’t fall down when I drink. The chat is really lively. I will also spend a dime to wish you a good weekend!
47. Because I hope you are my spiritual sustenance, because I miss you. Keep me from wasting time, because I want you to let me work hard quickly. My world is wonderful because of you. You are the motivation for my work and the source of happiness on weekends.
48. The weasel called the chicken: Today is the weekend. I will drive you to karaoke in the evening and have a midnight snack. The chicken agreed. As a result, the chicken became the weasel's midnight snack. I wish you who are reading the text message a happy weekend, and be careful!
49. Busy work only reduces contact, but misses friends more closely. A text message or a greeting contains true sincerity. , I wish you a happy weekend!
50. Get in a happy car, step on the happy accelerator, hold a comfortable steering wheel, ignite the happy car, and set off to the weekend destination; go travel, it can Dispel your week's boredom; wish you a happy weekend!
51. Cliché blessings, cliché days, cliché care, cliché weekends, I hope my text message can add some new elements to you, I hope my text message can accompany you to spend a happy weekend! Happy weekend!
52. Work pressure surrounds the whole body. You should be in a good mood on the weekend. Relaxation and rest will be warm, family reunion will be happy, warmth and touching will be many gifts. Have a great time working next week. I wish everyone a happy weekend!
53. Put aside your unhappiness and welcome the arrival of the weekend. Get rid of the heavy baggage and relax in a good mood. The weekend is here, happiness is here, carefree time is here, and you no longer have to worry about being late for work. have a nice weekend.
54. Over and over again, you drive a small boat and float across the "ocean", "two bays", "three dangerous shoals", "cross Chishui four times", and come to "Mount Wutai" to retreat and rest. The bells ring gently, wishing you a relaxed and happy weekend!
55. The day’s plan begins in the morning, and the week’s plan begins on the weekend. Happiness is king, you are the biggest on weekends, be the master of time, be your own boss, upgrade happiness to happiness, and reduce worries to common people, postpone your happiness for another week!
56. Monday is just one word: Calculate. Tuesday is just one word: do it. One word for Wednesday: slow. One word for Thursday: hope. One word for Friday: joy. Weekend is just one word: Yeah! I wish you a happy and carefree weekend.
57. The busy week is over, and the transition to the weekend is easy; put aside the constraints of pressure and look for the perfect element; don’t be blind in life, remember to enjoy happiness; stop being tired and chase happiness with your heart! Blessings through text messages, may you You are always happy and happy!
58. I heard that the seven gourd brothers are looking for you. The eldest brother is called happiness, the second brother is called happiness, the third brother is called peace, the fourth brother is called luck, the fifth brother is called auspiciousness. The sixth sign is wishful thinking, and the seventh sign is joy. They want to wish you: a comfortable week and a happy weekend!
59. When the weekend comes, pack up your worries and send them back to your hometown; freeze your melancholy and sink it into the sea; send your happiness to your hometown. Release and delight your heart; diffuse relaxation and refresh your heart; condense friendship and send greetings: Happy weekend!
60. A gentle greeting contains heavy thoughts, and a light care contains Deep thoughts, short words contain long-lasting wishes: May your stress disappear, your worries run away, and you have a happy weekend!
61. The flowers on the branches are pretty, and the birds are noisy in the forest. ;The work at hand is getting less and less, and the stress in my heart is gradually disappearing; the calendar reminds me clearly that the weekend has arrived; get some beauty sleep first, and then let’s eat delicious food. At this time, my blessing comes: May you be surrounded by relaxation and joy!
62. You have a lot of good luck, but bad luck runs away from you; you have the most joy, and you have no worries; you have a big pot of happiness, and joy fills the house; sweetness is in your heart, and blessings are in your hands. Text messages convey affection and concern in the heart. Happy weekend!
63. My friend, the weekend is here, stay healthy, eat an apple, and your life will be safe. Try a banana, and your heart will be sweet. I hope you have a good appetite, always smile, and never grow old. Have a happy weekend!
64. While the sun is shining, you can have a date on the weekend, get drunk, take a nap, be free, let your mood not be tired, let happiness accompany you, let leisure fly with you, I wish you pain Once again, be happy, and beautiful days will follow you forever.
65. Let my blessings climb over the fence of Jiefang Avenue, pass through the barbecue stalls on Jiqing Street, swim across the vast East Lake, climb the towering Turtle Mountain, and shout to any corner where you are: Happy weekend!
66. Autumn is here, the weather is getting colder, and the temperature difference between morning and evening is getting bigger, so be careful when dressing and sleeping. It’s the weekend, it’s time to rest, family gatherings are indispensable, and it’s fun and enjoyable. Move your hand, press the button, and a blessing message will be sent to you.
67. The white clouds are intoxicated in the embrace of the blue sky, the autumn fruits hang on the branches to express their goodwill to the wind, and the autumn leaves are free from the entanglement of the branches and dance in the air. Seeing the beauty of the country, worries and pressures have long been forgotten.
The weekend is here again, I wish you a happy and wonderful mood!
68. The five days of tension have come to an end, and the weekend is coming. I am sending a text message to remind you, don’t forget leisure and entertainment, throw away all worries and worries, and eliminate stress and depression. Throw it away, happiness and good luck must be conjoined, happiness and happiness are certain!
69. Hearts depend on each other and never regret. There is a kind of encounter called the most beautiful; chrysanthemums are fragrant, butterflies fly, there is a kind of longing called intoxication; Sleepless nights, tasteless meals, there is a kind of dedication called precious; dear friend, life is so beautiful with you! Happy weekend!
70. Look, there is sunshine to warm you every day; look, there are stars to accompany you every night You, listen, I wish you every moment; when the weekend comes, I hope you will be drowned in the ocean of happiness and have a happy life with a smile. I wish you a happy weekend!
71. Let friendship occupy loneliness and prevent the appearance of loneliness; let greetings replace thoughts and convey warm wishes; let happiness occupy your sight and let sweetness and happiness bloom. I wish you a bright smile on the weekend and a wonderful mood forever!
72. It’s the weekend again. I wish you: connect with happiness and be safe; walk with success and meet good luck; exercise more and be healthy In the long run; buy warm clothes and have a good sleep; enjoy good wishes and happiness.
73. Relax and leave a smile for yourself; relax and leave a space for yourself; be tolerant and leave simplicity to yourself; indulge yourself and leave happiness for yourself. I wish you a happy weekend!
74. When you open your phone, you open my blessings for you. Fold the blessings into a small boat, full of happiness, good luck, smile and peace, and slowly paddle to you along the golden river. By my side! Have a happy weekend
75. Love is like a bowl of soup, boiling it will make your heart warm; greetings are like a thread, if you hold them, they will become a string; smiles are like petals, each one is rooted in the heart; The weekend is bliss, and every step is romantic. It’s the weekend, I wish you a happy weekend!
76. I would like to become a tree outside your window, wash away your visual fatigue with my green, and bring you the coolness of summer with my swing. . I wish you a relaxing weekend!
77. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival: the bonus will be doubled again, the career will be further developed, the popularity will be even more popular, the health will be better, and everyone will be better. I love having more beauties around me.
78. Mid-Autumn Festival wishes. May my clients’ careers be as high as the moon, their abilities as broad as the sky, and their salaries as curvy as mooncakes. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
79. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is full and the family is celebrating. Let’s raise a glass to invite the moon. No worries; the love between husband and wife connects the hearts, and the family is harmonious and the world is warm; there are strings of happy flowers, savor the joy in the heart; we move forward together on the road to well-off life, regardless of the wind. It rains hard; refill the grapes and wine, and happiness cannot be exchanged for gold!
80. The moon is round in the Mid-Autumn Festival, my hometown is far away in the horizon, my relatives are haunted by dreams, my lover cares about me, and I have countless friends. I wish you this Love this scene, the warmth in my heart is infinite!
81. The Mid-Autumn Festival walks elegantly through the bright moonlight, humming the auspicious tune of reunion and singing the lyrics of happiness and well-being. I sincerely play for you. With the most sincere blessing: May the flowers bloom and the moon bloom, may you be happy and safe.
82. The full moon on the fifteenth day of the Mid-Autumn Festival rises slowly in the sky. She spreads her light and love to the world, making the world colorful. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, and I wish the leaders: a sweet family reunion, happiness and health as desired, smooth and successful work, and a full wallet with joy.
83. As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, I wish you five blessings, wishing everything goes well and everything goes as you wish: the first is a money tree and good fortune, the second is a noble person to support your career, the third is good luck and good health, and the fourth is a basket full of happiness. May you be blessed with good fortune, good luck and good fortune, and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
84. The blessings of the gods have arrived on the Mid-Autumn Festival. The God of Wealth wishes you abundant wealth, the God of Love wishes you a love as sweet as honey, and the God of Food wishes you a happy life. Eat deliciously and be in great health. Goddess of Luck wishes you smile often and good luck will come naturally. I wish you a Mid-Autumn Festival, reunion, a happy family, and eternal happiness!
85. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is the moon, there are cakes, and there are blessings. In the business world, there is you and me, and there is friendship. Dear customers, in this Mid-Autumn Festival, take advantage of the bright moonlight, take advantage of this pleasant breeze, take advantage of this Mao's text message conveys our endless wishes, wishing you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy reunion!
86. Mid-Autumn Festival, customers, customers, relationships, connections, close cooperation, cooperation, happiness, prosperity Fire, prosperity, blessings, happiness, reunion, joy.
87. The moon is particularly charming during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I want to be the first to send you holiday blessings. Dear customers, thank you for your cooperation all the way. I use the bright moon to send you my heartfelt blessings. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy life. May your family be reunited and your career be successful, be healthy and be happy every day!
88. The wholehearted support and companionship, the continuous successful cooperation, the continuous study of the Four Books and Five Classics, the brilliant presentation of the six surprising plans, and the exquisite strategy of the seven orifices. Looking forward, the friendship between eight worshippers is healthy, the ninety-nine (long-term) support each other, and the perfect sincerity remains unchanged. Dear customer, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and endless happiness.
89. Dear customer: On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, our company would like to send special blessings to you. I wish you good health, all the best, a successful career, a prosperous business, abundant financial resources, and happy family. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
90. The festival is here, and I give you a mooncake: the first layer of wealth; the second layer of luck; the third layer of luck; the fourth layer of romance; and the middle layer of sweetness. I wish you Have a good mood every day and happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
91. People with a full moon reunite, and people with a missing moon part ways. If the moon is ruthless, the moon is full and the moon is waning; if there is love, the moon is waning and the moon is full. The bright moon sends my love to you!
92. No matter where we are, whether we are together or apart, my blessing will always be in my heart. I wish you everything is perfect!
93. One round The bright moon hangs in the sky, and I send my wishes of thanksgiving during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Dear customers, on this festive occasion, I wish your family a happy reunion, happiness, blessings coming to your door, good luck, the God of Wealth, and good luck from all over the world!
94 , a greeting, a thank you, a thought, an encouragement, a house of joy, a little happiness, a bunch of beauty, a bumpy road, always by your side, an unchanging heart, a wish, a happy life, I wish my dear customers a happy life , auspicious Mid-Autumn Festival.
95. I wish you a long life and may you travel thousands of miles away. As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, send blessings to your relatives and friends!
96. Go home often. , It is not easy to be reunited in a lifetime, and I always worry about being in peace throughout my life. I wish you all the best for family reunion during the Mid-Autumn Festival!
97. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I entertained guests at the Moon Palace and prepared a sumptuous dinner for everyone: steamed romance, braised blessings, boiled reunion, fried happy cake, sincerity Warm soup, very pistachio, warm and happy wine. welcome.
98. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here again. Say hello to my customers. I wish you a life as sweet as mooncakes, a fruitful career as during the Mid-Autumn Festival, a happy family as a full moon, and an intoxicating temperament as autumn chrysanthemums. Dear Customers, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
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