Joking humorous copywriting part 1 1. Life before the age of 1 is given by your parents, and life after the age of 2 is given by yourself.

Don't blame others for your predicament. The only thing we can complain about is ourselves for not working hard enough.

2. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

3. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make others angry.

4. The road under your feet must be completed even if it is difficult.

5. If my life were made into a movie, then I have already thought of the movie title, and it would be called A Poor Life.

6. My socks are full of holes, and my future is not a dream.

7. Where there is ideal, hell is heaven; where there is hope, pain also becomes joy.

8. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, and sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. For a long time, there is no day suitable for going to work.

9. When dealing with a relationship, you have to learn not to be afraid of hating people, nor to be afraid of being disliked.

After you have determined your principles, don't give in again and again, learn to say no, learn to be yourself, and learn to implement your own principles.

You can't compromise your principles in an attempt to be liked.

10. The height of life is not determined by how many things you recognize clearly, but only by how many things you underestimate.

The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate.

Being a human being is like a mountain, looking at all things and accepting all things.

Being a human being is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you know how to advance and retreat.

11. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou!

12. Lovers will eventually get married, and there will be countless loveless people.

13. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

14. If you use a beauty trick, I will follow it.

15. My dear, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even when riding a boat, let alone riding two boats. 16. No matter how sad you are, you must smile and say your uncle.

17. As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't mess up.

18. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

19. Repeating the path that others have taken is because you neglect your own feet.

20. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall.

Joking humorous copywriting part 2 21. There is no easy gain, only constant giving.

22. I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your pointing.

23. This kind of hot weather is suitable for expressing love. If it succeeds, you can go on a date and drink ice. If it fails, it doesn't matter, at least your heart will be half cold.

24. Women are like clothes. What I wear is a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

25. There are many things that you can't figure out at the time. Don't worry. If you think about it after a while, you won't be able to remember it.

27. Being fat first is not called fat, and being fat later is overwhelming.

28. Listen to me, you have lost several times, but you will make a comeback.

29. It’s not that I didn’t catch the last train of happiness, it’s that I couldn’t get on it.

30. Nowadays, people want to find a partner when they have enough to eat and have nothing to do. But I am even worse. I can’t eat enough.

31. Since I can’t get into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.

32. I bought a razor online, but my hands were shaking and numb before I finished shaving.

33. Say less and be less sure, otherwise you will get fat if you get slapped in the face too much.

34. Don’t envy us for having no homework during the holidays. Do you know how tiring it is to play for a day? 35. I gave you roses that day, and the fragrance lingers in my hands.

That day when you returned the rose to me, my hand was still injured.

36. Mothballs are the most unpleasant hard candies I have ever tasted. It tastes so weird, so why would anyone buy it?

37. When children are sad, they can be happy just by coaxing them verbally, but we adults cannot do that, so we have to eat a good meal or buy something.

38. Only young people still cry for love, while we adults only cry for poverty.

39. Based on your appearance, you don’t need to lose weight at all. Now you can still use fat as an excuse for being ugly. After you lose weight, you will have no excuses anymore.

40. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

Dirty humorous jokes about Uchiju 1. By the time you commented, the examiner had already finished half of the test paper.

2. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruits and live a few years longer than them. I will kill them.

3. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds rolling and relaxing in my heart.

4. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to involve ourselves.