2. My heart is sad and painful. My eight wives are like wolves, and people regard me as enjoying the happiness of others. In fact, I am empty and lonely, who knows who knows!

You know, beauty, like flowers, needs green leaves to set off her charm.

It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a smile full of love, and I finally found my ideal.

I don't even want my life. How can you compare with me?

6. Live like a dog when you die, and don't bark when you are scolded.

7. Who thinks you are inferior? We just think you are a dog.

8. Don't pity me just because I am a flower. Push it!

Strictly speaking, I am also a thief, but I am not a prostitute. You can think of me as a thief who stole your heart.

10, why are there so many boring wastes in the world?

1 1, it is impossible to prevent it at night.

Tang Bohu: The ups and downs of life are so fast that I am so excited that I want to pee.

13, is this true? What I said can't be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

/Mr. kloc-0/4: I'm left Qinglong, right Baihu, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing people, and the Buddha stops killing the Buddha!

Tang Bohu: People laugh at me because I'm crazy. I laugh at others because I can't see through. There are no tombs of Wuling heroes, no flowers, no wine and no hoes.

Tang Bohu: Neighbor, come quickly. A big auction of dutiful sons has just been released. Come and have a look if you don't buy it!

18, Tang Bohu: You just won the most evil "unrecognized foot", and the situation is very dangerous! Fortunately, I used the long-lost Juexue "Return My Drifting Boxing" in time, which restored you to your original shape. Now you are all right!

19, Hua' an wrote a poem for Sanxiang (Chunxiang, Xia Xiang and Dongxiang): One Hua' an has two eyes and three girls have six cups of milk.

20. Mrs. Hua: It's so exciting that I can't help praising him! No, I can't show it. But this feeling is really like walking in the clouds. His touching confession can be expressed by a nifty and light bamboo board, with a strong percussion instrument at the end, which really makes me climax again and again!

2 1, Wu Zhuangyuan: miserable! Shit! Shit! Pull after eating, scatter after eating, and want to eat after eating. Life is eating Lazar! Shit!

22. Tang Bohu: I can … play the harmonica, Yu Di, pick up girls, read books, watch the stars, look at people's faces, become charming, steal jade and perfume!

Tang Bohu: Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I live together, share weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

Tang Bohu ordered Chou-heung's classic lines.

No matter how much negative information Stephen Chow has, the audience is very supportive of him, for nothing else, but every classic film of his has captured the hearts of the audience. In the years when the cinema was not so famous, we watched the DV of Stephen Chow movies, laughed and chatted with friends with movie lines. My favorite is "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang". Although some people say that this is meaningless, I see a person trying to do everything he can to pursue and change his present situation. Let's review the classic lines of "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang", recall those seemingly meaningless but hidden movie pictures, and thank Master Xing for bringing us the classics through the classic lines of "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang". No. 1: Come on, come on, I've never tried anything so exciting. -this sentence is said by pomegranate, a classic in the classics. The characters are vividly portrayed, and the expression of speech is really impressive, which is very good for teasing and teasing.

Second: Don't pity me because I am a flower. Let's go -this sentence is also said by pomegranate sister. Meeting such an open woman for the first time really made many people remember this picture, which can also be used in daily life. It must be appropriate for friends to laugh.

Third place: pomegranate: an absolute beauty, my pomegranate sister envied by thousands of people; Tang Bohu: I have nothing against you. Why are 10,000 words omitted here? You can only omit such helplessness, and the same is true in life. In this helpless situation, it may have a good effect if you don't say it.

Fourth place: Sister Pomegranate, you are mistaken. In fact, I respect you as much as my mother. When love suddenly comes, we can only say that if we don't want it, we must find an excuse, and we must find something more reliable to prevent the other party from really accepting this sudden love.

Fifth place: Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! This line has been in my mind for several years, and I have never forgotten it. You can say it every time you tease your girlfriend. Girls get scared when they see Xiao Qiang. This is a good sentence.

Sixth place: Son, you really know the goods. Of all the boats, you chose mine. I'm famous for being quick. -This sentence may not be so classic here. We will be very happy when we see the photos of the sunken ship. This also tells us that in real life, many people do fall off the chain at critical moments, and the choice is really important.

Seventh place: Son, from today on, you are a humble servant in Washington, and 9527 is your lifelong password. Get to work! -

Eighth place: Chou-heung! What do you think of Hua 'an's personality? -You should remember all the answers here, fool! I was really moved by Tang Bohu's shameless as always. I've been hitting a wall and insisting. Can you do it in life?

Ninth place: Chou-heung, you are too impulsive, but no wonder, you are still young, but I like it! -Is there the most lewd sentence? That lewd expression, Doby's girlfriend, it's not bad to adjust the living atmosphere.

Issue 10: Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face and my handsome appearance was preserved. I'm going to confess to her tonight to see if Chou-heung is emotional. The lyrics are expressed in the form of rap, and we should be able to appreciate Tang Bohu's calm and fearless mentality.

Classic Quotations: Life is not love in the past and unwelcome in the future.

Classic Quotations: Life doesn't love the past, and it won't meet 1 in the future. Don't wait for the best opportunity. Seize the present, and you can make this moment perfect. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm that the world has brought you, and then grow up without fear. The shed is too small and the shed is too big. I don't want to part with it. The more I give up, the more I get. Give up before you can pursue something.

I see, there are still things in the world that I can't forget no matter how busy I am. I am busy living and studying, at least watching movies in my spare time, but I still want to hug you.

There are nothing more than two important things in a woman's life: making a living and seeking love. No love, torture the soul, no money, wronged the body.

I didn't stay when we broke up, not because I didn't like you, but because I knew you didn't like me, or you didn't like me, so we separated, so we all lived in peace.

When you want to talk to someone, you find that there are some things you can't say, some things you don't need to say, and some things you can't say at all. Even if you tell others, you will regret it immediately. Then the best way is to calm down, and the only person who can really calm down is himself!

6. In life, although we are ordinary, we can't be ashamed because we are not outstanding. Even if we can't stand out from the crowd, as long as we are still diligent. I believe that without the fragrance of spring flowers, autumn leaves must have the beauty of flowers.

7. The simplest love is that even if you refuse me, I won't complain about you, but I won't come near you again. If you want something from me, I will still do my best. From now on, I will hide my love and try my best to live well. I hope you will do the same.

8, people have no foresight, there must be near worries, people have no foresight!

9, boys only look at the reasons, girls only look at the attitude, there is no way to unify.

10, growth is a transaction, and we all exchange simple innocence and impersonal whiteness for the courage to grow up.

1 1. Only when you live beautifully will the world treat you gently.

12. Stubbornness in life imposes a burden on life, produces deviation, and increases the heaviness of life. The world is full of noise, and it needs inner clarity and insight. Those troubles that are tapered are nothing more than the wind and the moon. If you live in the past, you will have an epiphany.

13, life is like a consumption, I hope you can spend a good time on the people and things you like.

14, people with full hearts will never lack love, because you know that only when you know how to love yourself will others love you.

15, this feeling is really bad, because I was happy for a long time in one sentence and found that everything was half-hearted. I like it too obviously, otherwise it is worthless.

16, it is rare to have sunshine and rain, and it is rare to have you in this life.

17 I really don't want to kidnap anyone in the name of feelings. If no one wants to stay, I'll turn off the lights.

18, single is not the best, comfortable and rich is.

19, I'm not afraid of making mistakes, I'm afraid of repeating the same mistakes, I'm not afraid of not living well, I'm afraid of never believing that I can live well.

20. Life was not loved in the past, and it is not welcome in the future.

Sa Beining's classic quotations

1. Love is like a ghost. Listen to what others say, it's up to you.

2. Because one eye is blind, I don't know Dai Zong; I can't understand the eternal sky for the time being. The infinity of heaven and earth is mostly hidden in the struggle without desire and desire; The wisdom of the world is often born of warmth and humility. It means that elephants are invisible and loud. Not arrogant, not without ambition. If you don't show it, you have the ability.

I have never seen such a beautiful female lawyer. I will be very happy as your client.

But I think there are many firsts, which may come with the experience of life. You will never stop as long as you want.

All the tears many years ago have condensed into snow-white salt crystals in today's heart. Touch it with the tip of your tongue, and you can taste a little bitterness. Then slowly, there will be a little bit of sweetness. It is not only the city that stands up again, but also the human soul. Light a candle for all those who leave and stay to dispel the darkness tonight. Light the way for all who go home.

6. The rule of law is power.

My parents seem to let me go my own way, but their eyes are always fixed on my back.

8. Opportunity is a thief. When he comes, he will catch him once and for all.

9. I was shocked to hear this news. I was happy for nine days and my good days were all ready. But I was kept in the dark, and everyone knew that I was confused. Warm hearts are like fire, and familiar people are foaming at the mouth. From then on, don't worry about anything. There are always more eunuchs than emperors.

10. In this way, we laughed, danced, sang and hugged with tears. I haven't even had time to cast a farewell look, but I have run away, leaving my crying behind the wind. I'm not worried, because I will come again these days. In the passing time, we carefully carved our own marks and soaked each other's breath. These days will definitely come again, just as we met last spring. Remember the way you came? Flowers bloomed at that time and will continue next year.

1 1. In the process of dancing, every experience is unforgettable, with blood and tears, and it is difficult to write!

12. To be a successful host, there are only two words, and that is persistence.

13. Do you know why they didn't fall in love when they were in college? Because they had it in high school.

14. In fact, I've been listening to every sentence at the beginning of Tao Jingying's speech today, and I'm also listening to every question raised by you young people. I can tell you that our program will never tell young people that in today's society, children who are not so outstanding in appearance will certainly be able to stand in the center of the stage successfully. I will never tell you this, because rest assured, there will be more beautiful young people than you. If you have seen the opening lecture of this issue, there may be a child who is not outstanding in appearance sitting in front of the TV and saying to himself, "Well, I will be as successful as Tao Jingying because she is not beautiful." Wrong, I must tell you, you should tell yourself, I will be as successful as Tao Jingying, because she loves herself and is full of confidence in herself. She never gives up on herself and never gives up on her efforts.

15. Actually, I am a very noisy person in private.

16. Don't believe that you won't lose at the starting line of life. Only 100-meter sprinters care about the starting line. Life is a marathon. You have seen who is standing at the starting line of the marathon. Everyone started with a cluster, and who can stick to the end is the most important thing.

17. The road of life is long, but the key is only a few steps. If it were not for my father's timely guidance and education, my development would not be so smooth.

18. Life needs to experience some bumps and failures. Because after experiencing these setbacks, you will find that life is not as smooth and beautiful as ordinary people think. Only after experiencing these, your potential ability will be stimulated in difficulties.

19. If fate is the worst screenwriter in the world, you should try to be the best actor in your life.

20. There are no small things in life, and everything is a major event worth thinking about. The needs of life are also worthy of serious consideration.

2 1. The so-called friend is to see you become a better person.

22. I am not a galloping pony. But you said that the sky was far and wide, so you had to run away. Clear direction, step by step. I am not a carefree seedling. You are worried but not angry. You are bound but not bound. Only patiently, in those days when I didn't realize it, I quietly and artistically pruned the rebellious and bent branches. There are too many names to thank. We must thank them one by one, because they are all benefactors.

I never deny the importance of material life. You can't always pay for your dreams with your parents' money. But a person with a dream is not easy to starve to death. As long as you do what you really love every day, you will be happier than others. I'm leaving now not because I'm insisting, but because I'm happy every day here.

24. What I came into contact with from school was a legal project. 10 sharpen a sword! If it is completely reformed, it will never return to the legal program.

25. My fans can be called Saqima.

26. Always full of passion, I believe the first place is mine!

Humor is not a skill, but an attitude towards life.

28. Only with reason can we solve things fairly, let reason regulate life, and at the same time, we will not give up the opportunity to solve things through law. This is the essence of the legal system.

29. Are there any new people with such wrinkles? Is it walnut skin?

30. A straight road is never as exciting as a detour. What makes you happiest in life is not necessarily the straight Tian Tong Avenue, but the winding but full of scenery. Since understanding can't be a road to Rome, why bother about what can't be changed? Choose every detour, accept every detour, and turn every turn into a landscape and treasure of life.

3 1. I still believe that there will be beautiful scenery, even though it is foggy in front of me. Because, I have seen it in those sunny days. So let's go. Riding on a horse and sailing at will, I love clouds and fog.