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Tong Xiangyu's classic lines (many, many)

1. Oh, my God!

2. Wrong forehead. Wrong forehead from the beginning. If you don't marry me, my husband won't die, and my husband won't end up in a sad place ...

3. Beautiful, beautiful.

4. What's the matter? You should marry a daughter-in-law when you have a baby.

5. You should die of old age when you have a baby. Why don't you come back?

6. What a scholar! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar ~ ~ ~

7. This is my property, not your scholar

8. (For Xiao Guo) Who married you ... is still very challenging

9. (For Xiao Guo) Who married you ... is to accumulate virtue and do good deeds

1. Ask the world. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco with my fingers ... < P > 11. Pay? Is there such a thing in the world?

12. I bullied her if I provoked her. . . (taking out the mirror) Make up your makeup first.

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17 slapping the window is not good!

18 Close the door and let Xiao Guo go.

19 Applause with great enthusiasm and close to madness.

2 You walk with your voice. Go

21 You usually eat when you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry for two days?

22 I have taken you, I respect you, and I worship you in my heart.

23 Can you insert a chicken feather into the letter in an emergency? It's obviously a trivial matter

24 I regret not poisoning her chicken soup!

25 pairs of millet: foot, the other one!

26 love at first sight, love at first sight

27 hasn't checked out yet ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Don't run away ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

28 Rule 23 of the store rules forbids taking tips and jewelry privately! !

29 If a person makes me grateful, I will give my life to him; If a person moves me, I will give myself to him!

3 (shopkeeper) Alas, your childhood was not very happy ~! ~!

31 Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write it when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day!

32 From now on, the rag and broom will never leave your body. This is a new shop rule. Please write it down.

33 he's amazing! You don't know what I'm telling you ...

34 Hold back, you must hold back. I can do it myself.

35 It's windy to help you dress, it's rainy to help you hold an umbrella, it's tiring to help you beat your legs, it's hungry to help you below, it's cold to help you cover your hands, and it's hot to help you fan. This is the women's way.

36 Don't forget it! What a pity to throw away such beautiful memories.

37 Don't be angry, don't be angry

Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world

I'd better go blind

or I'll die of anger sooner or later

38 Good point! In fact, whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, and also between light and salty!

39 I don't care if my super colorful glazed tile is broken

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Article 16 of p>41 Family Law: It is forbidden to go near any place where there is water without an adult's company. Those who violate the rules will be fined and advised to study for 3 times.

42 Who cares about you? I care about my pillar and my house beam. It has just been renovated for half a year.

43 Ruthless heaven, why do you treat sentient beings like us so much?

44 Just say that you like them, not thieves ...

45 I wish you a safe journey ... No, the donkey will succeed!

46 you are heartless, shameless and unreasonable!

47 I'm a woman, I can't lift my shoulders or pick my hands, and I don't know martial arts ... (Singing) I'm not Huang Rong ~ ~ I don't know martial arts ~ ~ I don't have jing elder brother and perfect love ~ ~ ~ ~

48 I'm not starving to death!

49 I'm too soft-hearted to be tortured. Keep this hair clasp for use! Stab your feet! Stabbing and scratching, calling him painful, itchy and still unable to scratch

5 Let you buy officials to engage in corruption, and wait to suffer ...

51 Spring has come, and everything is revived.

The world is full of vitality.

When will spring come?

52 For tomorrow, let's Qi Xin work together and embrace the sunrise with open arms.

53 Then wait ... In this long dark night, let's gather strength and get ready. (Blinking our eyes) A bright future is not far ahead, and the road is long in Xiu Yuan. I will be white in the upper, lower, southeast, northwest, and everywhere I go, I will be invincible ...

54 Just hot! The temperature of the hand represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts jump, let our blood boil, let our passion burn and let our youth fly ...

55 I have made up my mind. From today on, I am no longer an exploiter who enjoys the success, but a brand-new me, a thoroughly remoulded me, and one who regards my career as life and love as my career!

56 I'm talking about life.

Everyone's life is in their own hands.

As the saying goes, if you are young and don't work hard, the boss will be sad.

Tomorrow will be followed by tomorrow, and there will be many things.

There must be one that suits you.

You must keep an eye on the blue sky and cure it.

57 Giving yourself a chance is also giving the Jianghu a chance < Youth lights the street lamp of life

The future is long, and individuals will be confused

It doesn't matter if you fall, pat and stand up

58 Speak Mandarin when negotiating ...