I'm telling you, the society is different now, and I'm getting worse every day.

2. When I went to the school cafeteria to eat, I found that the ribs were not very fresh, so I said to the chef, "Master, I found that the ribs this week were not as delicious as last week." The master said, "Nonsense, this is the ribs from last week".

3. When I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the garbage bucket. From then on, whenever I am unhappy and sad, I will sit next to the trash can, because it smells like home there.

iv. I was helping my girlfriend's family that day. I accidentally took a bite on my forehead and blood poured out. My girlfriend was frightened, holding my face, tearfully took out a chewing gum from her mouth and stuck it on the wound.

5. I bought a pack of snacks, and when I opened the package, I saw that it said, "If the package is opened or damaged, please do not eat it." Scared me to throw it away.

6. I said to my husband, "Husband, there are Beijing, Nanjing and Tokyo in this world, so why not Xijing?" The three-year-old son next to him immediately replied, "Didn't the Tang Priest take the Western Classics?"