Ex-boyfriend: SK-2 hydrating whitening mask, also called ex-boyfriend mask, makes ex-boyfriend regret breaking up with you;

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL；;

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido Shiseido;

Bullet: lipstick that charms MAC;

Golden hoop stick: SK-2 Golden Diamond Essence Dew;

Small scissors: CPB (brand logo is shaped like scissors);

Grenade: CPB muscle bottom essence;

Red Kidney: Shiseido Red Rock Essence Dew;

Dead rabbit: sk-2;

Radish diced: Christian Louboutin, known as the queen's scepter, Hermes in lipstick, nearly 1,000 yuan;

E-pie: elegant face-rejuvenating powder cake;

Small light bulb: the king of whitening essence SK-2 colored diamond White Essence Dew;

Lambskin: Givenchy HD lambskin lipstick;

Small fat ding: Armani Armani small fat ding matte liquid lip glaze;

Red bottle: SK-2 multi-element cream;

Small brown bottle: Estee Lauder small brown bottle essence;

Small purple bottle: Deco Cosme Decorte moisturizing muscle bottom liquid;

724: Ke Yan's Ke Yan's, formerly also called Ke Yan's;

Kuala Lumpur: NARS Kuala Lumpur eye shadow;

Pencil: Clinique; ;

Sculpture: Dior Dior;

Donkey brand: Louis Vuitton Louis Vuitton;

Chimonanthus praecox: LA MER, the mystery of the blue ocean, a brand of women's skin care;

Climax: NARS blushes;

Braised eggs: Lu Dan's (niche salon perfume brand) Serge Lutens; ;

It is not easy to organize. Leave a comment if you find it useful ~

Don't! You will be more beautiful than your best friend! There are surprises at the end of the article!

Straight men are always confused by some girls' endless nouns, such as lambskin, red bottle and small brown bottle, which have never been heard of. Who invented these words? Faced with his girlfriend's coquetry request, he was at a loss. Here, I will give you unfamiliar boys and girls one by one and have a look at the nicknames of those high-end brands.

Grandma Xiang: Chanel, a famous brand, is known to most people.

Ex-boyfriend: SK-2 hydrating mask makes your ex-boyfriend regret it after applying it, so it is better than ex-boyfriend mask.

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL, YSL's lipstick is very famous. Maybe some people can't understand the plot of a small lipstick with hundreds of dollars. However, girls always have a YSL lipstick missing from their desks.

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido Shiseido, a famous Japanese cosmetics brand.

Bullet: charm MAC lipstick, without bullet MAC lipstick, you are embarrassed to say that you are a lipstick control.

Golden hoop stick: SK-2 Golden Diamond Essence Dew, 150ML, the price is more than 2,000, which is the choice of ladies.

Scissors: CPB, just because the brand logo is shaped like a pair of scissors.

Grenade: CPB muscle bottom essence.

Red Kidney: Shiseido Red Rock Essence Dew. The red bottle is a little bent, you know.

Dead rabbit: SK-2, homophonic, as everyone knows.

Radish diced: Christian Louboutin, the queen's scepter and the queen wearing lipstick, each sells for thousands of dollars.

E-pie: Happy Face Powder of Elegant Family.

Small light bulb: SK-2 colored diamond White Essence Dew, the best in whitening essence dew.

Lambskin: Givenchy high-definition lambskin lipstick, because most of this series of lipsticks are wrapped in sheepskin, which is too foreign.

The rest are Xiaopang Ding, Armani's Xiaopang Ding matte liquid lip glaze, the red bottle is SK-2 multi-element cream, the small brown bottle is Estee Lauder's small brown bottle Revlon, and the small purple bottle is Decode cosme decorte moisturizing muscle base liquid. 724 stands for Kiel, Kiel, Kuala Lumpur is NARS Kuala Lumpur Eye Shadow, the pencil is Clinique, and the carving card is Dior Dior. The brand of donkey is Louis Vuitton, and wintersweet is the sea blue of ocean mystery. The climax is a blushing nap, and the braised eggs are the miles of Lu Dan.

Manual cat life without love. It takes a lot of effort to list so many nouns. I have a cramp in my hand. I probably explained these words. After reading the whole article, I saw that the price has gone up a lot. If I can meet all of them in my lifetime, my life may be complete.

Many boys may be blinded in an instant when they see this photo. What are these things? Haha, let me explain it to you.

1: Grandma Xiang

Chanel, the fashion of Xiaoxiangfeng began with Chanel.

2. Ex-boyfriend

Skii mask is a mask that you must wear before meeting your ex-boyfriend. As for the reason, of course, the skin is so good that he will regret it.

3: Yang Shulin

YSL, because poplar forest

4: Xu Sanduo

Shiseido (Japan Company)

Because, read after me: Shi (Shi), friends who know Japanese should smile when they see this.

5: Bullets

Mac lipstick, because it is shaped like a bullet. This reminds me of a joke I saw not long ago. A boy is going to bring a gift to his girlfriend before returning home. My girlfriend said, then buy me a mac, and then the boy brought a computer back.

6: Gold hoop

Beauty stick 24k gold beauty stick

7: Small scissors

Cpb, because LOGO looks like a pair of scissors.

8: Grenade

The essence of Cpb can be understood by looking at the picture.

9: Red kidney

Shiseido Hongyan muscle vitality essence

10: the rabbit is stuck.

Skii, read it twice and you will understand.

1 1: diced radish

The full name of CL lipstick brand is Christain Louboutin. It looks like a radish, so it is also called radish lipstick.

12: e school

Elegant powder cake, extra large

13: small light bulb

Skii whitening facial essence

14: lambskin

Givenchy lipstick because the black part is lambskin.

15: Xiao Pangding

Armani's chubby lip glaze is short and fat. But I don't know why it's called fat girl.

Is it related to this product?

16: big red bottle

Skii red bottle cream

17: small brown bottle

Estee Lauder muscle bottom essence

18: Little Purple Bottle

Deco's bottles are all purple.

Small brown bottles, small black bottles, small purple bottles and big red bottles, so many bottles that straight men directly turn on vertigo mode.

19:724

Ke Yan, just read it a few times. You can also call it Ke Yan.

20th: Kuala Lumpur

Nas eye shadow

The reason is unknown, but I have heard a saying that this kind of eye shadow is the same color as the sunset glow in Kuala Lumpur.

2 1: pencil

Clinique, read it twice ~

22: Carving cards

Dior, read on and you will understand.

23: Donkey Card

Lu, as long as I have learned pinyin, I don't have to tell you why.

24: Chimonanthus praecox

Rammel

You can read: La-Mai (note that R is uvular).

25: climax

Nars blush, for unknown reasons, may be an official stunt, after all, there is another one called deep throat, hee hee.

26: marinated eggs

Lu Dan perfume, I heard that it is also very expensive and hard to buy.

Why are there so many strange nicknames?

Because these are all girls' hearts, they will be given many lovely nicknames. Straight men can buy them as gifts at will, and they basically won't step on thunder. Let's appreciate the elegance of straight men again.

Grandma Xiang: Chanel

This world-renowned French luxury brand was founded by coco chanel.

Ex-boyfriend: sk2 mask has the same effect as exfoliating ps after use. Apply a piece to let your ex-boyfriend see your beauty and regret it for life.

Yang Shulin: the initials of Saint Laurent ysl.

One of the French luxury brands.

Xu Sanduo: transliteration of English name of Xiuluochang.

Those who are interested in Shiseido can read my previous article, which is very detailed.

Bullets: Mac's lipstick looks like bullets.

Gold hoop: sk2 gold diamond essence

Scissors: The trademark of cpb is like a pair of scissors, hence the name.

Grenade: the essence of cpb muscle foundation

Red kidney: Shiseido red grind muscle essence

Dead Rabbit: sk2 transliteration

Radish diced: vividly describes the appearance of christion louboutin lipstick.

E school: elegant and extremely happy honey powder

Light bulb: sk2' s colored diamond White Essence Dew.

Lambskin: One of Givenchy series lipsticks, the outer packaging material is sheepskin.

Xiao Pangding: A series of lipsticks by Armani looks like Xiao Pangding.

Big red bottle: sk2' s muscle rejuvenation cream is in a daze.

Small brown bottle: Estee Lauder small brown bottle essence and eye cream.

Small purple bottle: Deco muscle bottom essence

724: Kiel's is also called Kiel's, which is homophonic.

Kuala Lumpur: nars is a very popular eye shadow.

Pencil: the homonym of Clinique.

Sculpture: Dior Dior

Donkey brand: Louis Vuitton LV

Chimonanthus praecox: the homonym of the English name lamer, the mystery of the blue ocean

Orgasm: Very hot blush in nars.

Braised eggs: Sergey Ruyens, the founder of Lu Dan, first answered this question.

Grandma Xiang: Chanel

Ex-boyfriend: ex-boyfriend mask/hair mask

Yang Shulin: YSL (letters with pinyin initials)

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido

Bullet: Mac bullet lipstick

Gold hoop: gold bars /sk2 gold diamond essence

Scissors: cpb

Grenade: cpb essence muscle liquid

Red kidney: the essence of Shiseido

Dead rabbit: sk2 (pronunciation)

Radish diced: Christine Louboutin lipstick

Electronic cake: yali clam powder

Small light bulb: sk2 whitening essence (the bottle looks like a light bulb)

Lambskin: Givenchy lipstick

D: Armani lip glaze

Red bottle: sk2 cream

Brown vial: Estee Lauder Eye Cream

Small purple bottle: Deco essence

724: Ke Yan

Kuala Lumpur: nars two-color eye shadow

Pencil: Clinique

Carved card: Dior (pronounced quickly, especially like carving)

Donkey card: lv (come on, pronounce l v in pinyin)

Chimonanthus praecox: the mystery of sea blue

Established on 2017.12.18.

It doesn't matter whether the defeated women can understand these 26 words. The eyes of straight men who are confused, frightened and at a loss are the climax of the whole article! Misslan decisively found three straight boyfriends (IT entrepreneurial brother A, new civil servant B and senior photographer C) to let them open their hearts and speak freely, so ... you are in a daze, and your jokes this year have been contracted!

Not much to say, let's take a look at the good guess of straight men&; Explain it in a trance ~

1, Grandma A Xiang: Steamed bread just out of the pot (please make up the seriousness on the other person's face automatically)

Isn't it grandma? Is this question to look down on my IQ? I ...)

C: Cosmetics similar to baby cream (for the elderly? )

2. Ex-boyfriend

What's there to say? It's an ex-boyfriend Do you remember any sad past, my friend? )

3. Yang Shulin

A: Since it is a forest, there must be dense trees. Wouldn't it be nice to hang a hanging basket? Yes, Yang Shulin is a hanging basket. (hmm, hmm? )

The actor in The Happy Comedian.

4. Xu Sanduo

A & ampB& amp； Mr Wang.

A famous actor. He did well in Soldier Assault. You can watch it.

5. Bullets

A: Let the bullets fly for a while. I like Jiang Wen. (I like old bones, too)

C: That's the tip of the bullet!

6. gold hoop

The Monkey King (Gee, tell me)

B: I got a new understanding in the story of Wukong, because Wukong put a spell on the weapon, which is called the golden hoop. (Oh ~ I learned a lot. I will go with my friends later. )

7.small scissors

My daughter's toy. (China is a good father)

C: nail clippers

8. Grenade

A: CS, the favorite game in school.

B: Manual operation is very powerful.

C: throwing explosive weapons

9. Red kidney

A: Vegetable market

C: kidney (concise explanation)

10, dead rabbit

A: Excuse me.

A quarrelsome rabbit.

1 1, diced radish

A:/kloc-more than 0/000 lipsticks (do you have any research on lipsticks? I understand all this. )

C: cut the radish into pieces

12 e pai

A: World of Warcraft (is your mind full of games? )

C: Snacks, cakes and other foods with a sense of fashion (fashionable food, a little interesting).

13, small light bulb

lamp bulb

C: Very small bulbs.

14, lambskin

A: Luxury goods (it's true, lambskin, tut tut, it sounds like nobility).

C: lamb skin (I get nervous when I hear it)

15, Xiao Pangding

A: Expression pack. Do you want an expression pack? (No, thanks)

A chubby little boy

16, big red bottle

Red bottle

C: A large bottle of recovery medicine is used for the treatment in the competition.

17, small brown bottle

Brown bottle

C: Small brown bottles.

18, little purple bottle

Purple bottle

C: Little purple bottle.

19、724

A & ampB& amp； C: 724, a number

20. Kuala Lumpur

A: Malaysia.

C: A city (you boys think alike)

2 1 pencil

A: 2B. Well, aren't you going to learn to draw? How's it going? (Hum, I won't tell you)

22. Carve cards

I only use washing powder. Well, my mother loves to use it, too. )

Carve a bronze medal (great)

23. donkey card

Lu, I know this.

donkey?meat?sandwich

24. Chimonanthus praecox

My grandmother's friend (do you have a friend named Melanie? )

C: flowers

25, climax

A: I don't need to say this (well, what? )

C: ocean

26. Braised eggs

I don't like it. It tastes strange (I'll give you more next time)

C: baldy (what? )

In this way, the 26-word adventure ended in a friendly atmosphere. (smiling face)

Have you ever met such an interesting thing before? Let's see your figure in the comments section! Xiang Nai Nai

Chanel,

ex-boyfriend

SK-II repair mask. Because its skin care and maintenance effect is very good! Let the ex-boyfriend see it and only regret it. Let's go !

yang shulin

It's YSL! Because his initials are the same as Yang Shulin's. Do you like Yang Shulin? I love it! !

Xu Sanduo

This is another name for Shiseido. Because Shiseido's Japanese pronunciation sounds like "Xu Sanduo", I suddenly feel so kind.

J-cam

This is MAC bullet lipstick. If anyone can have a whole set, wouldn't it be an explosion of happiness!

golden cudgel

The gold hoop is the essence of SK-II because it looks like a gold hoop.

Small scissors

The small scissors are CPB, and its logo is very similar to the small scissors.

grenade

CPB introduced an essence that looks like a Grenade. Designers are also very powerful.

Hongyaozi

An essence of Shiseido, because the bottle is shaped like a waist, it is called this interesting name.

Worthless thing

SK-II brand, it sounds like a dead rabbit. Isn't it interesting?

Radish diced

CL lipstick gets its name because it looks like diced radish.

E pai

Yageshi Elegance is a Japanese lady-level makeup brand. I can't afford it. I can't afford it.

Small bulb

The essence of SK-II. Kind of cute.

glassine

Givenchy's lipstick leather is sheepskin, so it is called lambskin for short. Lipstick packaging is lambskin, not expensive!

Xiaopangding

Armani dyed lip balm, because the bottle is chubby and cute, so it is called Xiaopang Ding.

Dahongping

Olay cream. Oh, not bad.

Small brown bottle

Estee Lauder essence.

Little purple bottle

Deco essence.

724

Ke Yan = Ke Yan personally likes his family's things.

Kuala Lumpur

Especially NARS two-color eye shadow geelong.

pencil

Clinique, homophonic like a pencil. Obviously a big name!

Carve a card

Dior. Because Dior's pinyin diao is the same as carving, Dior's clothes are more and more like carving, which is also an irony. Hahaha!

Green card

Louis Vuitton LV. Because its abbreviation has the same appearance as the lv word of Chinese pinyin donkey, it is called donkey brand. China culture is extensive and profound.

wintersweet

The mystery of the navy, Ramo. Do you like it?

climax

Nars blushed. Beauty bloggers must have

Spiced salted eggs

Braised eggs = Lu Dan's, and their perfume has six flavors.

I don't know any of them. I didn't know what this brand meant until I read the comments below. But I know nothing about Chanel and Kutcher. I can't afford it. I just don't like buying brand-name things. I bought a cookie bag at home the year before last. I haven't seen my friends buy the same brand this year. I never knew it was cookie. My friends said I was old-fashioned, which made me know more about these brands, but I was not interested in them.

These are synonyms for male and female.

The first line refers to women, and the second and third lines ... mostly refer to men.

One of them is a man's bullet and a woman's Kuala Lumpur.

I can say rudely that I don't know anyone. I think failure is just a luxury. If a person's financial resources reach a certain limit, it is fashion. However, many people who don't have this kind of spending power can't put it down, and even spend all their energy and money on it, which has become a failure! Thank you for inviting me. I know so much. Please forgive me.