The jokes are written randomly by the author. Any similarity is purely coincidental.

1. Black Triangle - "It's so hard to find your own honey these days..." Alfred said with emotion, "It's so hard to find your own swallows these days. "Ivan said with great emotion. After the two people finished speaking, they looked at Wang Chunyan, who was sitting between them drinking tea. Wang Chunyan felt that two pairs of eyes were watching her. "...These days, it's so easy to find a pair of whetstones." Ivan and Al: "..."

2. Money group - the most important thing in Alfred's life The two things he is proud of are owning a villa with a radius of a hundred miles, but it is built in the forest. The other thing was that his beloved Mi Tang was willing to live with him in a forest villa away from the city, which moved him extremely. Later, when I asked, I found out, "I'm tired of the food in the city, and I want to eat wild game instead. Al, let's go hunting!"

3. Good Tea Group (Haiying)—— This is a great age of navigation! Captain Arthur Kirkland traveled thousands of miles to a fishing port in the Eastern Kingdom. "Dear Madam, do you know where Wang Chunyan lives?" Arthur asked an Oriental woman who was drying dried fish. The woman felt puzzled when someone asked her, and her accent sounded awkward, just like that foreign boy back then. "I am...you..." "Swallow of the East, I have caught you." Arthur saw the emerald he gave her back then wearing on the woman's neck, and he was sure he had found it. "Who are you?" Wang Chunyan couldn't remember the foreign boy she played with back then. Arthur took off his wide captain's hat with fluff on the top, straightened his neck scarf, took Wang Chunyan's right hand and kissed her, saying, "Do you remember those foreign children who were unfamiliar with water that you laughed at back then?"

< p>4. Red group - If I were still young, I would not avoid your love for me. If I were still young, I would not refuse you thousands of miles away. If I were young, I wouldn't wallop you with ridiculous rhetoric. If I were young, I wouldn't let you go quietly without a sound. If I were still young, could I............can I still keep you? "But you are already dead."

5. Red Snow Group - Nicholas hates Asian women around his second brother very much, a feeling he can't explain. "I'm warning you, it's best to stay away from him." Nicholas took advantage of Ivan's absence and walked to the sofa where Wang Chunyan was sitting, sat down and said. Wang Chunyan was not intimidated by Nikolai's warning. Instead, she reached out and touched Nikolai's forehead when she looked at Nikolai's pale face. "You're not sick, why do you look so ugly?" "...Stay away from me!...Hmph!" Nicholas stood up and glared at Wang Chunyan as he left, but his face was rosier than usual. Much more. "What a kid." She shrugged, then went back to knitting a scarf.

7. Money Group (Devil Mi, Human Yan) - Seven years ago: "Ah!...What a strange child!...Wings? Horns?...You are injured...you Are you okay? Wake up!" Twelve-year-old Wang Chunyan found Alfred falling in the grass. At that time, Alfred was just a little devil. "Thank you for your help. In return, I will show up when you ask for help." One day seven years later, Wang Chunyan was about to marry someone she didn't want to marry. With mixed feelings in her heart, she suddenly remembered the words of the strange child she had helped Zeng Jin, "Show me! I don't want to get married, take me away! You can go anywhere!" With a bang, a cloud of black smoke came out from behind Wang Chunyan. . After it slowly dissipated, a man with black hair and red eyes held her and flapped his wings, floating in the air. "Go to the Demon King's castle, Honey will be the hostess there."

8. Food Team (Chef Yan, Pastry Chef Fa) - "Three-star pastry chef, please invite me if you have time today It’s really rare for this little chef to eat snacks.” Wang Chunyan held her chin with one hand and picked up a macaron with the other hand and ate it. She is not afraid of sweets, and she finally ate three-star snacks for free. "Eat slowly, maybe there will be a surprise, my dear." "Is there a surprise?...Ken...Cough! Cough!...Water! Water!" Frasis hurriedly poured a glass of water for Wang Chunyan. , the expression on his face was inexplicably heartbroken. "Mr. Francis, what did you add to the macarons? It almost choked me to death." "Pigeon egg diamond ring."

9. Red group - this day! It’s a day worth celebrating! Mrs. Brazinski wins the lottery! First prize! She rushed home to tell her husband the good news. "I've won! I've won! Ivan, I've won!" Ivan was watching TV at this time. Hearing Wang Chunyan say that he had won, he simply couldn't imagine it! "Good girl, I'm very quiet at night, and I've never touched you privately." Wang Chunyan was stunned and said, "I didn't mean that I won, but I won the prize!" Ivan was speechless, and Wang Chunyan He said funnyly: "You are really a qualified good husband, Ivan." "Actually, I don't want to be a good husband, but tonight I will be the bad one."

10. Good Tea Group (Angel English, Devil) Yan) - "You'd better stay out of my business!" Wang Chunyan hates the rule of the devil Al, just because he is the king. She didn't want to stay in hell anymore, she wanted to see what heaven was like, which I heard was the most beautiful and happiest place in the world. So she sneaks away while Al talks to other demons to find a way to heaven. When she came to a creek, she saw the person talking to the elf, his back to her. "Sir, it's dangerous here.

"Wang Chunyan patted the blond man on the shoulder, and the blond man turned back to look at her. "Beautiful lady, are you sure? "Yes, I'm sure." It's not far from hell. "The blond man turned back and said something to the elf, and all the elves surrounding him disappeared. "Beautiful lady, but heaven is not far from here. "Do you know the way to heaven?" "Of course, I know." "Can you take me there?" "I think, no." "What a shame." Mr. Angel is so cold. "Miss Devil's kind reminder shows that you are very kind." "Arthur stood up, and the hidden wings appeared behind him. "If Miss Demon can catch up with me, I can consider taking you to heaven. "Mr. Angel, be careful."

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