Sketch script "Birthday" (a sketch that makes people think) 2014-06-02 A: Qian Daili? B: Cao Yanyan? C: Liang Jingjing? D: Wu Jiali Si: Hu Shechang? A and B: two scenes respectively.

Voice actors for Mom and Dad outside? Scene: The story of four female high school students when they returned to their dormitory for a lunch break after lunch.

?Content:? Playing on A's mobile phone: Today is your birthday, my China. In the early morning, we let go of a group of white pigeons.

After returning to the dormitory, A is sitting on the bed and listening to music, B is dressing up in the mirror, C is getting some fruit to eat, and D is reading a book.

?A: {Singing along with the song on the mobile phone} The day after tomorrow is my birthday. My sister, I will call my father now to ask for money.

?B and C: Yeah, that high-end hotel?

?Ding: I glanced at them and ignored them.

?A: Then should we go to Longjiang Hotel to be chic or to go to Youyi Village Hotel to be romantic?

?B, C: Of course it’s Longjiang Hotel.

?Ding: Why don’t you go to Longjiang Hotel just to celebrate your birthday? It’s wasteful and uncomfortable, why don’t you go to Beijing Liuguo Hotel?

?A: Hey, I really asked you to tell me, let’s see how my fund application goes.

Maybe I can actually sit in the chair where Chairman Mao met with US President Richard Nixon?

?Ding: Maybe - maybe - Lao Mao sees you dressed up so smartly and so sexy - (hesitates for a moment) Maybe Lao Mao can take you away?

?A: Bah, I wonder if my hairstyle doesn't scare Lao Mao. He dares to take me? Ding: Yes, let's talk about Grandpa Deng Xiaoping. He is the master of reform and opening up, so he is not afraid.

?A: You broom star, I met you, a dominatrix, in broad daylight, and I was so scared that my hair turned upside down.

?B and C: My Miss Qian, don’t listen to that broom star, call quickly and try to get more.

?A: Press 1388888 (give money to Dad) 6788?B: Sorry, the number you dialed is currently on a call, please call again later.

?A: Hi, my dad, you are just a little boss. If you are not busy at work, what are you doing during your lunch break?

Give you a generous opportunity to perform, okay? You've wasted it, what a pity.

(Turns to Ding) Who wants a daughter to have a broom star next to her?

?Ding: Bah, heaven is above.

?B and C: My dear Miss Qian, your mother is a stingy person, what should I do?

?A: Sisters, my three-inch tongue is still alive, look at me.

A: Dial 8848 (all the way) 168. B: Li, why did you remember to call your mom today? It made your dad angry again.

?A: Mom, what are you talking about? Can I mess with that rich landlord?

No, I am obedient.

I just miss you, the hardworking people.

?B: Li, mom is fine. Is there nothing wrong with you?

?A: It’s nothing. It’s my birthday the day after tomorrow. I want to treat my teachers and classmates to a meal, but I have no money.

?B: Mom knows your birthday. Isn’t it Sunday the day after tomorrow? Mom has prepared a lot of dishes for you?

?A: (covering the phone microphone) What should we do?

?B and C: Where are you idiots?

Can’t we say that we can’t pray during the mid-term exam?

?A: Idiot, can’t you pray in the middle of the exam?

?B: Li, what you said makes my mother feel so cold. Do I know about your mid-term exam?

?A: Mom, they call you stupid, how can I call you stupid?

?B: Your classmates think I am stupid. How did you educate this child? I think their mother is stupid?

?B and C: Wow? Ding: Okay, you deserve it.

?A: Mom, they are scolding each other, it has nothing to do with you.

?B: Then mom will give you two hundred yuan and celebrate with your classmates.

?A: Mom, what did my dad say about you? You are diligent with your hands and feet, but your mind is too lazy to move.

?B: How about our family opening a bank?

How much does it cost to celebrate a birthday?

?A: Even three hundred dollars is not enough for my dad to pinch his feet.

Two hundred yuan is not enough for restaurant napkins.

?B: Okay, let me give you four hundred yuan.

?A: What does my dad always say? No matter how poor you are, you can’t give up education; no matter how miserable you are, you can’t give up on your children; if you are poor, you can raise your children; if you are rich, you can raise your daughters; if you are willing to give up, you will get something.

I'll give you my life back.

I can’t bear to give up a thousand yuan, my mother——(I have to finish it in one breath)? B: Li, my little ancestor.

Mom gives it to you, just remember to use it sparingly.