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Pearl Jade White Jade Soup

According to legend, Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty, was defeated in Huizhou, Anhui Province, and fled to Xiuning. He was hungry and asked his followers to look around for food. One of them found some leftovers, cabbage and tofu hidden in the haystack by the fleeing people. Because there is nothing else, the entourage had to boil the leftovers, cabbage and tofu and serve them to Zhu Yuanzhang. Unexpectedly, the taste was very delicious. Zhu Yuanzhang was very happy and asked, "What kind of food is this?" The attendant replied smoothly, "Pearl (leftovers) jade (cabbage) white jade (tofu) soup". After turning defeat into victory, Zhu Yuanzhang ordered the army chefs to cook a large number of "pearl jade white jade soup" to reward the three armed forces. Since then, this practice of "soup rice" (porridge) has been widely circulated among the people.

The stand-up comedy I talked about today is not something now. What about our business? Anyway, this is not far from now, only more than 611 years.

At the end of the Yuan Dynasty, there was a Zhu Yuanzhang who later became emperor, that is, Zhu Hongwu. Zhu Yuanzhang gathered troops for the uprising. Intended to overthrow the Yuan Dynasty, he led Chang Yuchun and Hu Dahai to make a scene in the martial arts field in Beijing. He was outnumbered and defeated in Beijing, and his brothers were separated. Now, I just said that Zhu Yuanzhang was alone, fled alone, and ran for two or three hundred miles. He was cold, thirsty and hungry, and he really couldn't support it. At first glance, there was a small ruined temple in front of him. Hey, have a rest in the temple! When I got here, I looked at this horse and fainted. I didn't even know it. After a long time, two beggars came. These two beggars lived in this small ruined temple, and asked for many dried cakes, leftover cakes, and a pot of leftovers and vegetable soup. Go to the gate of this temple and have a look: yo! Why is there a person lying here? Look at this man's appearance: long head, long chin and jaw, how come he looks like a donkey? Come and feel the heat on your body. It's important to save people! It was fished into the temple.

when I got to the temple, I found some branches and rotten firewood and lit it to warm the house. Then I rolled up my legs for Zhu Yuanzhang to let him catch his breath. After a long time, Zhu Yuanzhang woke up slowly, but his mind was still confused. He thought that he was fighting with Chang Yuchun and Hu Dahai in the martial arts field. Those who are confused are called Chang Yuchun. "Hey, Chang Xiandi!" This is called Chang Xiandi, and the two beggars are stunned! The beggar said, "Yo? Hey? Strange! I don't know him. How does he know that my surname is Chang and I'm my first brother? " Zhu Yuanzhang called again, "Ah, come!" The beggar also wondered, "yo? He also knows my last name! " Look at this ingenuity.

"Ah, what's the matter with you?" "I am hungry!" Oh, this man is not sick. Heart said: this hunger is not pleasant, because our brothers often deal with this hunger. It's nothing else. Come on, it's important for us to save lives. "Simply, he is hungry. Let's give him this pot of leftover soup. " "That has to be hot!" "Yes!" I found three small bricks, one casserole, and the firewood was lit. "You just give him vegetable soup to drink, and he is not full!" "Never mind! I don't want some paste rice gaba here! " "Oh, yes!" Put it in the casserole! "hey!" This says, "OK, I still have half a piece of rotten tofu here." Also put it in the pot! There are also some Chinese cabbage, which is thrown into the pot and two rotten spinach. Come on together! After a while, it got hot and brought the casserole over.

where is Zhu Yuanzhang? Cold, thirsty and hungry, although the rotten tofu smells, I can't smell it, so I drank the leftover soup. Hey, it's the right thing to do. He's tired all the way and has caught a cold, but he doesn't know it. Now, when this pot of hot vegetable soup is dropped, he is sweating. He has recovered from his cold and is energetic. Just ask these two people, "Oh, what's your name?" What does this beggar mean? Are you kidding? You don't know your name after a long time? "Didn't you call me? Is the surname Chang called Chang Xiandi? " "Oh, right, right, right." Zhu Yuanzhang vaguely promised, "What's the name of this pot of soup you two made for me?" How angry they are to beg for food! Heart said: zahe vegetable soup, which has a name?

this one says, "Hey? If he wants to ask, we'll give him a name. " "What's the name?" Just tell him it's called' Pearl Jade White Jade Soup'. "You don't talk nonsense! Where did you get the' Pearl Jade White Jade Soup'? " "Hey, of course there is." "yes? Where are the pearls? " "Pearl, isn't that just a pearl?" "What about this jade?" "Jade, cabbage, spinach leaves, isn't that jade?" "White jade soup, what about jade?" "Oh, my half piece of rotten tofu, doesn't that count?" "Yes, yes. Our name is' Pearl Jade White Jade Soup'. " "Well, the name is quite good. Thank you both. Where am I going to fight? We will meet each other in 2118 and see you later. " After saying this, he left the temple gate, mounted his horse and left.

after several years, Zhu Yuanzhang really overthrew the Yuan Dynasty. In Nanjing, Zhu Yuanzhang became the emperor, that is, Zhu Hongwu. How about he become emperor? After being emperor, there is no difference with other emperors. Every day, I also eat delicacies, wear silks and satins, and marry three palaces and six hospitals. It's true that the son of heaven is bent on his own way, and his servants are obedient. Whatever the emperor says, the ministers have to follow suit. Even if the emperor says the coal is white, no one dares to say it is black. Say black, disobey orders, kill! That's it. The emperor wants to give anything to the minister, and this minister has to take it home for display in the ancestral hall. Even if the emperor gave the minister a piece of toilet paper, the minister had to take Huang Lingzi and frame it for the ancestral hall, as a royal gift to win glory for his ancestors and show off his family-wiping paper, that's all.

This Zhu Yuanzhang is tired of eating, drinking and having fun after he has been emperor for several years. Suddenly, for a few days, I felt miserable, lazy and sour all over. What a taste? One thought: Hey? This taste is just like that when I was trapped in a small ruined temple, so sad. I remember. I was given a pot of "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup" that year. After drinking it, I was refreshed and comfortable. Now I'm sad again. I want another bowl.