By 01 Published on 2005-11-5 14:49:00
Looking at old photos and videos with Xiaoyu in the dormitory, I found This script. This is the script for the freshman drama competition. Although no complete video was left in the end, I believe that everyone who experienced the sensational scene will never forget it. That is already a classic and becomes timeless.
Script: Snow White
Narration: Now please enjoy the play of class 020700: Snow White. I am the narrator.
Narration: On a dark night, there was a little girl dressed in black running in panic in the dark forest. (The princess comes on stage, running around in black clothes) She is in ragged clothes and looks haggard. She looks back from time to time, but does not dare to stop. Suddenly, she found a small house in front of her. Exhausted, she could no longer hold on and fell down. (The princess fell down and raised her butt. She pushed the door and it didn’t open for a long time; she pulled the door and opened it.)
Princess: Food! I want bread too! Apple wants it too! Oh my god, even the vegetable leaves are not spared! !
(The princess was sitting on a chair eating and burping)
Narration: After eating and drinking, she felt very tired and wanted to rest, so she quickly fell asleep...
Narration: ...Soon, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs who were mining gold in the mountains:
(The dwarfs are wearing basketball team uniforms, Go up, tell yourself the name of the fruit, dance and sing (Guoguo~~))
Snow: Turn left~! (Everyone can repost as they please) Report the number! (Everyone reported nonsense) There's really nothing I can do against you...turn right.
Snow: (kicks the door, sees the princess shouting) dragen!
(holds hands, rubs in)
Snow: dragen! Fight! < /p>
Peng Peng: Wow, beauty~~
Xue: Stop!
(Everyone jumps back, the princess rises and looks at everyone)
Ling: (hugging Xiaoyu, voiced by Gong Li in The Great Historian) She is considered a beauty...
BEACH: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Princess: Hello everyone, my name is Snow White. I am 5 years old, in kindergarten, and not married yet.
The thing is actually like this...
(On the mirror, bow, take out something, take out something for a long time, take out the newspaper, unfold it, write "Magic Mirror" on the newspaper, close the newspaper, take it back )
(Enter the queen, wearing a beautiful kitchen apron, rubbing against the mirror)
The queen: Mirror! Mirror! Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful woman here?
Mirror: (Singing: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL~~YOU ARE SO HANDSOME~~) Queen Mother, you are indeed a very beautiful woman.
Queen Mother: Average~ (raises hands) Hahaha! Hahaha! I am the most beautiful woman in the world! ! !
Mirror: But, but, (while speaking, he retreats) Snow White is more beautiful than you.
Mother: (crazy)... (meditating) (snaps fingers) waiter!
Brick: (sunglasses, holding a toothpick, swaying, rubbing against the mother) Oh my god~
My mother: (push)...you haven’t brushed your teeth, have you?
Brick: I am KAO, you can see this
Queen Mother: Let me tell you something serious, there is a princess named Snow White, you helped me make her!
Brick: Tell me, how much is it?
Queen Mother: Two million, how about it?
Brick: (spits out toothpick) Two million? No, no, man, I have a normal mind and don't even have a pen. I've traveled all over the country and I still enjoy spicy food. Two million won't do.
Queen Mother: Do you have Xiaomi? Xiaomi, do you have it? (While talking and walking up) How about I find you someone like Zhao Benshan?
Brick: (Weisi) Deal!
Mother: (hugging her and whispering) But you have to be clean and neat under your hands!
Brick: Got it! No pa!
Mother: Hahaha! Hahaha! (End)
(Brick turned around and squatted down to put things in his clothes)
Princess: Next, we invite today’s special guest - handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng, known as Jade The little flying dragon's killer adobe, brackets, bricks, brackets completed, comrade.
Brick: (jumps around, makes a super-killing gesture, and smiles stupidly)
Princess: On a night when I can’t see my toes, (voice mentions) him, he, he, he … He grabbed my left hand, (Brick grabbed the princess’s left hand), then, he, he, he... He grabbed my right hand again, (the two turned 180 degrees, Brick grabbed the princess’s right hand), and then, he,... (Calmly) He danced with me. From then on, I fell into his beauty trap.