This is an emergency! ! ! This is an emergency! ! ! There is an urgent need for a wonderful "crosstalk script" with the theme of "welcoming the new". The score is easy to say.

First act

Narrator: As soon as the school started, students came from all over the country.

Yang Huan: (singing) "I'm not ashamed of being far away from home." Hey, it's really tiring to come all the way from Yunnan. Oh, it's too hot. I heard that this small plain in Hefei is as hot as a stove in summer, but I didn't expect it to be so hot. Yesterday, I wore a cotton heart in Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau. I don't think streaking can work today. Go for a walk! (Go down)

Xue Ping: Hey, it's really hard to come to Anda accidentally. I heard that there are many beautiful women here! Aha (extremely excited)! But if being handsome is a mistake, then I'm all wrong. Because he is too handsome, he is trapped. Don't wash your dirty linen in public, don't say it. Uh, where is he? Is anybody there? ! Come out!

Yang Huan (running fast): "I am human! I am a person! " (Holding Xue Ping's hand tightly) "Brother, you have finally come! My name is Yang Huan, and I come from Yunnan. We will be roommates in the future. Take care, take root ~ ~ ~ lollipop! " (Two people sitting together chatting)

Brother Zhu (wobbly): "Here, oh, (yawning), here we are at last. Hey, are you from this dormitory? (Two people go up to welcome and say: Yes, yes) Hello! I'm from Xiazhuge, Xuancheng, Anhui, and I'm eighteen years old. I haven't met anyone yet, please tell me more. " (They gather together and whisper) "Didn't you come here after listening to that sentence: studying in HKUST, eating at Polytechnic University and falling in love at Ann University?" (Zhu Ge shrieks with laughter. "Buddha said: don't say, don't say" (the three of them immediately turned their backs to discuss)

Narrator: After a long time, finally, No.4 appeared.

Yuanjia (coming in to wipe the sweat constantly): I changed from 149 to 347, and then to 286, 3 14, 509, 6 16. . . . . . Finally, I just went around from Feidong to Feixi, brushed it from Lu 'an by the way, and turned around and came to Anda. I took a total of 25 buses, and the fare alone was 48. I might as well take a taxi! Everybody's here. I'm going to say hello. Hello. My name is Ma Yuanjia. You can call me Xia! (Music starts) (Yuanjia made a few moves (ugly) and everyone held him back) No, I haven't done my trick yet!

Four people (place of worship): Tang, Ma Yuanjia and Zhu Ge who got married here don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but want to get married on the same day in the same year. Blessed am I! I am in trouble! (Stand up) In order to show fairness and justice, we decided to elect the boss like this: stone, scissors, cloth! (Yang Huan loses, others shake their heads) Xue Ping (bad smile): Brother Huan, from now on, you are the boss and person in charge of this room. Yuanjia (pretending to be sorry): Ah, I still feel inferior. Brother Zhu (cutting nails): Why are you still standing there? Wash the dishes, sweep the floor and mop the toilet! Do you think the boss enjoyed it? ! Yang Huan: Three dead Anhui, draw a circle and curse you! (unwilling to start cleaning)

Act ii

Narrator: After the military training, the students switched between north and south. What remains unchanged is the instructor, but what changes is the stomach.

Zhu Ge: Wow, after several days of special training, I am already too strong. look

Look at the arm, the second arm is full; Look at the belly, six muscles, wonderful; Finally, strong thighs, oh, O 'Neill will envy it.

Yang Huan: Suddenly, the sun became invisible. Ah, (suddenly excited) it really is "invisible"!

Xue Ping: I think of the crosstalk performer Niu Qun!

Yuanjia: (bad smile) In that case, Brother Zhu, let's have a competition. I haven't kissed my fist for a long time.

Zhu Ge: No, haha (sweating). Well, the second arm is too much to move; The muscles in the stomach sleep under six centimeters of fat; As for the thigh, it is still not as good as Yuanjia's Hong Kong leg. (Music, self-edited)

Narrator: By the way, there are girls in Amway. Go and see them.

Hu Tingting: People say that military training can reduce weight, but it can reduce it. How can I lose 250 grams? Alas, the legendary "willow waist", "melon face", "phoenix eye", "one eyebrow cut", "peach mouth", "cauliflower nose" and "hanging ears" (quick), why don't I have anything? Alas (take a flower and bury it)

Xiaolan Shen: Come on, Tingting, don't worry about such a trifle. You are loved by everyone and flowers are in full bloom. Didn't you notice that the instructor kept staring at you during military training, hehe.

Hu Tingting: No, that's because my movements are not standard. (suddenly enlighted), well, you little girl dare to fool me and see how I teach you a lesson! (Rushing after her, she ran away)

Act iii

Narrator: The military training was finally over, and the students began to attend classes formally. However, college and high school have completely different classes, which makes freshmen suffer a lot.

Narrator: On the afternoon of the first day of school, the four big boys of 1322 woke up after a nap and went to different classrooms.

Yang Huan: Brothers, get up and go to class. (Everyone gets up and walks out in a daze) Ah.

Zhu Ge: Huh? Which classroom am I in? Where's my schedule? ! Oh, no, I left it in the dormitory! Ask for help (I can't find the phone anywhere), hey, what's the matter? Forget it, go back and look for it. (running back in a sweat) Ah, where are my keys? ! No way, God, if you want to play Yuanjia! ! ! Ah! My wallet is gone, too! God, I completely locked the dormitory! !

Narrator: Brother Zhu went to another dormitory and found that everyone else's computer theory classes were in Bei Bo, so he made preparations. . . . Five minutes later, he was standing under Bei Bo A.

Brother Zhu: As a child who loves learning, I will never skip class on the first day! Climb up! ! ! !

Narrator: Bei Bo A, Bei Bo B, Bei Bo C, Bei Bo C, Bei Bo A, Bei Bo B, Bei Bo C, Bei Bo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C, Bobo C.

Brother Zhu: (gasping) OK, OK, finally skipping class! Oh, sorry.

Xue Ping: Hello! Brother Zhu, why are you breathing so hard? 10 km chased by hibiscus? Hehe, young people pay attention to their health!

Brother Zhu: Cut the crap and open the door!

Narrator: Brother Zhu picked up the class schedule. At this time. . . . . .

Zhu Ge: Ah! ! ! ! ! Why am I in Xingzhi Building? ! Senior, I hate you!

Narrator: A few days later in the morning, I was on my way to school again.

Brother Zhu: Outside, is that Yuanjia?

Yuanjia (yawning): Yes, what did Brother Zhu want with me?

Zhu Ge: Sleep. Am I disturbing you?

Yuanjia: No, what can I do for you?

Brother Zhu (suddenly stern): Get up and see which classroom I was in this morning! !

Yuanjia (making a tingle),,, Brother Zhu, I now sentence you to death. Go and find it yourself! ! !

Xiaolan Shen: Oh, no, which classroom? It slipped my mind.

Hu Tingting: Don't worry, watch me! (takes out his mobile phone) Look, this is the online curriculum. I copied it with my mobile phone, so I can look it up at any time.

Xiaolan Shen: It's so advanced. With this, you are not afraid of going to the wrong classroom. (Hugging Hu Tingting) Tingting, you are awesome!

Narrator: This is an advertisement. Singapore and Malaysia don't know the scheduling method. Mobile phone: it will definitely make you go to the wrong classroom.

Act IV

Narrator: After a while, it was time for boys and girls to communicate.

Yang Huan: Hey, it's lonely to walk alone in an empty street. Anyway, be sure to talk to a girl! (coming across from Hu Tingting) Hey, isn't this our class? Let's go for a ride. Hey, hello, classmate!

Hu Tingting: Well, how are you? you are

Yang Huan (quick answer): My name is Yang Huan, and I'm a student in your class. I came up when I saw your familiarity. I come from Lijiang, Yunnan. I don't know my classmates.

Hu Tingting (patting his chest): Oh, it's a classmate. I thought you were going to rob me. Hello, my name is Hu Tingting, and I come from Maanshan, Anhui. Nice to meet you.

Narrator: Ten thousand words of dialogue are omitted here. Finally, they decided to become brother and sister.

Hu Tingting: When I am a brother, I will protect my sister in the future. You have to help others bully me!

Yang Huan: Don't worry, my strong body stands up. Who dares to stop it? ! (others: cut! ) haha (scratching his head), by the way, little sister, don't you have a guitar? Lend it to me for fun.

Hu Tingting: OK, no problem.

Other women (including narrator): Yes, I can finally get rid of the guitar that reverberates around the wall and I don't know the smell of March.

The remaining men: we are as happy as flowers, but the flowers fade quickly! Hard times are coming.

Narrator: Three days later, Yang Huan's new computer was borrowed by Hu Tingting as soon as he arrived at the dormitory. At this moment 1322 is howling.

Tang (grief and indignation): Boss, you are a big pervert, a big traitor and a big thief. You promised to play the flag of the four armies for me, but it was borrowed by a little girl at once. Are you human?

Brother Zhu (dragging his legs): (singing) I waited for a long time, and I began to panic. Finally, I waited for your computer. I want to play with some 80s, but you! ! ! ! Ah! ! ! ! (Bites his leg)

Yuanjia (clenched fist): Boss, how could you! ! ! (Suddenly realizing that I don't play games) Ahem, although I don't play games, you should let me log on to QQ anyway and meet my two sisters. (Punch to pieces)

Yang Huan (dragged by everyone): Hey, a bloody case caused by a small notebook!

Act v

Narrator: The class committee election, the recruitment of new clubs, and various activities are in full swing. Everyone actively participated and achieved good results.

Zhu Ge: Oh, yes, I was elected as a study committee member!

Don: Hehe, I knew that with our charm, I would definitely get into the Girls' Department!

Yang Huan: Hey, many families robbed me. What should I do?

Yuanjia: Fortunately, I have a peasant face, and the "peasant's son" accepted me!

Xiaolan Shen: I forgot to be admitted to several families.

Hu Tingting: I've been to several places, and I forgot.

Together: we have all ushered in a new life!

Yang Huan: I want to travel all over the country.

Don: I want to see all the beautiful women in China.

Yuanjia: I want to beat the world number one.

Xiaolan Shen: I want to read all the books about martial arts in the world.

Hu Tingting: I want to eat all the delicious food in Kyushu.