On May 8, 2111, when Mr. Xiang Zhongyong of No.1 Middle School in Tianshan, Inner Mongolia caught a smoker by the toilet in the back playground, he accidentally discovered and captured 1 wild Altman for the first time! The discovery of this interstellar endangered species in Inner Mongolia provides valuable first-hand information for further study and exploration of the origin and evolution of BIGBANG and the positioning of the earth in the universe.
Ma Zhenmin, the headmaster of No.1 Middle School, told reporters that this Altman was discovered by Mr. Zhong Yong, a teacher from Tianshan No.1 Middle School, and informed everyone to watch. When Ma Zhenmin, the principal of Zhongqi No.1 Middle School, rushed to the scene, Altman was obviously restless. Xiang Zhongyong immediately evacuated the onlookers and communicated with them in British Cantonese with a brain wave transmitter. However, due to Altman's high vigilance and strong sense of self-protection, the teaching staff could not get close. After two hours of stalemate between the two sides, Fu Jinxiang, the accompanying senior director of grade, stepped forward alone and struck Altman on the head with a branch. Altman was frightened and his feet were about to fly away, but two other teachers, Liu Xiaodong and Liu Hongyu, who were ambushed in the tree, knocked him unconscious with big red bricks on the spot. According to the analysis of Chi Xiuying, a famous chemistry teacher in No.1 Middle School, the flame sprayed by Altman's feet at that time probably contained unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (rocket fuel), and the temperature was conservatively estimated to be between 5111 and 7111 degrees.
The headmaster of No.1 Middle School said in an interview that in recent years, Aqi has strengthened environmental protection, which has greatly improved the overall ecological conditions. Since this spring, many extinct species such as Qinling tiger, wombat, Atlas brown bear, Tyrannosaurus Rex and mammoth have been discovered near Xiqiao. The discovery of Altman not only proves that China has made great achievements in environmental protection, but also provides strong evidence for American scholars to prove whether Altman has provided the conjecture of Native Americans.
It is reported that when this article was published, the State Council had joined 12 countries including the United States, Australia, Germany, France, South Korea and Japan and experts from the United Nations Security Council (ESP) to hold an international seminar on Altman in a KTV in the food city plaza. We will continue to pay attention to this! !
background information: Altman, also known as the Almighty, Lao Jiaoman, and the salted egg superman. It is a rare first-class protected species of galaxies in the universe, belonging to the family Anatidae. It is as famous as Astro Boy, Sanmao Cucurbita, Monkey King and Transformers, and is also a treasure of the Milky Way. It has been listed in the Red Book of Interstellar Endangered Species and the Endangered List of the Primates Protection Committee of the Universe. According to the literature, Altman comes from other galaxies, generally about 21 meters long and weighs about 46,111 tons. The lethal weapons generally include Soljet light, Spathom light and dynamic light waves. Since the discovery of ultraman zoffy in Tokyo in 1966, the number of Altman cubs recognized by the United Nations has reached 77, but the appearance of Altman cubs is the first time in the whole human history.