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The sketch of 2119 Spring Festival Gala is not short of money lines.

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, flirting with Scotland. Mao Mao: Grandpa, you read it backwards. This is a Scottish sentiment. Grandpa, this house is too expensive. Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, we have money, 31,111 yuan, but we don't have a bag. That's the yellow bag. Mao Mao: Yeah, I left it on the kang. Zhao Benshan: I was working for you, but I left it on the kang. Mao Mao: How much is this in my pocket? It's only more than 71 yuan. Zhao Benshan: I still have 411 Mao Mao. It's not enough. Zhao Benshan: Zhao Benshan: waiter Xiao Shenyang: Sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products. Zhao Benshan: We eat, girl. This meal is very important. Xiao Shenyang: Who do you care? I'm a man. Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt. Shenyang: It's not a skirt either. It's cropped trousers. It's leggy ............................................................................................................................. Small Shenyang: Why is it urgent? Zhao Benshan: How much is the most expensive point? Small Shenyang: 11,111 to 21,111. Zhao Benshan: Is there such a situation? I'll have dinner today and check out tomorrow. Shenyang: IOUs. Zhao Benshan: It's not IOUs. We all have money. (handing out 111 yuan) Little Shenyang: What is this? Zhao Benshan: Give you a tip. Little Shenyang: Grandpa, you are too bright. You are too handsome. Zhao Benshan: When the guests come, you should hold them for me when I order. I'll order your food. Little Shenyang: I told you ... No? Zhao Benshan: You know so well. Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm hungry. Zhao Benshan: Are there any noodles here? Small Shenyang: A bowl of Zhao Benshan in 78 yuan: So expensive? What noodles? Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy Zhao Benshan: Is it expensive? Small Shenyang: halogen seeds don't cost money. Zhao Benshan: Let's start with a bowl of brine. The child is hungry. Shenyang: Here comes Luzi's duck egg: It's too salty. Zhao Benshan: Is there any water? Have a bowl of water. Small Shenyang: Free water. Zhao Benshan: Just boiled water (duck eggs eat halogen). Zhao Benshan: In a moment, Teacher Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come, and you will give me a face. This is the best chance in life. Grandpa has trained you for more than 41 years. Mao Mao: Grandpa, I am only how old Zhao Benshan: I have trained your father for more than 31 years. Your father is a semi-finished product and has become a cultural stationmaster. You must have confidence. Mao Mao: Hong Hushui, waves. I'm going to beat my dad on the beach (Lao Bi appears). Shenyang: Oops, oops, aren't you that guy? You're that Zhu Jun, no, Bai Yansong isn't. Lao Bi, are you teacher Bi? Teacher Bi is here. Oh, my God, come on. It's time to run away later. Zhao Benshan: What, what are you arguing about? Did the wolf bite you? Shenyang: Will Mr. Bi take my picture? Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Benshan, the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the cultural stationmaster of Lianhua County. You've found it right. (Pointing at the duck egg) This is Zhao Tiezhu's father. Duck egg: Zhao Tiezhu is my dad. Zhao Benshan: Aren't you just looking for dad? Bi Fujian: Dad Zhao Benshan: The county is very grand, with a hall, a big room and a big photo in the middle, surrounded by flowers. Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers? Zhao Benshan: White and yellow. Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village. Zhao Benshan: Let's arrange for me in the village. Let's have a meal in Tieling first. It's up to the guest. You can arrange it according to me. Shenyang: Mr. Bi took a picture of me. Bi Fujian: You are a waiter. This child looks too euphemistic. Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian? Bi Fujian: Yes. Zhao Benshan: We are relatives. My grandfather lives in Bi Fujian, Dalian. What's his name? Mao Mao: Closed door. Bi Fujian: Your grandfather plays mahjong very well. Zhao Benshan: You see, his smile is very similar to the photo of your grandfather when he left. The child is close to his grandfather. Call him hello. Mao Mao: Hello. Bi Fujian: New Year's Eve hasn't given you lucky money yet. Little Shenyang: Mr. Bi, we haven't taken any photos yet. Zhao Benshan: Order first. Little Shenyang: What should I do after dinner? Zhao Benshan: Just order. Bi Fujian: Let's eat casually. Zhao Benshan: Now that you are rich, you can eat as much as you can. Bi Fujian: Eat casually. Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalones. Little Shenyang: Sorry, no. Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster Shenyang: Not that big. Zhao Benshan: How big? Small Shenyang: Only more than a kilo. Zhao Benshan: Do you have anything over a kilo? Shenyang: Yes ... or not? Zhao Benshan: It's up to you in this restaurant. Shenyang: There isn't. Bi Fujian: Don't order shark fin. Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. I got stuck eating shark fin once and finally took it out with tweezers in the hospital. There's nothing in your hotel. It's hard to find your boss once. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: The boss doesn't have Shenyang: The boss has gone out. Zhao Benshan: What to eat? Bi Fujian: Let's have a little potluck. Zhao Benshan: Come to the folks, son, have a mushroom stew with Xiao Ye chicken. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: This can have Shenyang: This really doesn't have Zhao Benshan: Bring it here. Bi Fujian: Wild pheasant doesn't have Zhao Benshan: Bring it. Zhao Benshan: I said order a stupid egg. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: I have Bi Fujian: Brother, the next hotel, all the materials will be made by myself. Zhao Benshan: There are no dishes here, but two. Give me a chance, and you must not show that Mr. Bi is coming to your hotel. Small Shenyang: Give one away, grandpa. Why are you so picky? There is no point at all. We need to build another one. Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster, didn't you know it? Little Shenyang: Yes, didn't you know it? (Zhao Benshan wants to make a noise) Little Shenyang: Don't make a noise. What should I do in case of a while? My age is small, and people's life is very short. Sometimes it's the same as sleeping. Once your eyes are closed, you earn money, and the day passes, so it's good to close your eyes. Zhao Benshan: What's brilliant? He's a small fart. Shenyang: Money is a thing outside the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When people die, they haven't spent all their money. Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone. You cook these dishes first. Small Shenyang: This is too embarrassing. Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be cooked for a while, and the duck eggs are coming. Bi Fujian: It's an artistic cell. Zhao Benshan: See if you can be on your Avenue of Stars. Bi Fujian: I get it, brother. You picked me up here just to get my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the microphone for karaoke. Bi Fujian: Sign up according to our rules. Zhao Benshan: Start from the front. Don't be nervous. Mao Mao: I'm from Chishuigouzi, Lianhua, Tieling, a big city. My name is Duck Egg. I'm very impulsive today. It's sunny tonight. It's cloudy and sunny tonight. Small Shenyang: Oh, my God, report the weather forecast. Mao Mao: My mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so kind that he can take me to Youguang Avenue. Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars Mao Mao: I am very grateful to my master for giving me this opportunity. Thank you so much. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight ancestors. On behalf of them, I thank you. I will never forget you in my life. I will never let you go if I am a ghost. Zhao Benshan: Children just want to get back at you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no. I can't forget you when I go out. Come on, sing Li Guyi's Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Mao Mao: That's Li Na's. (Singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live) Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing in the back. Bi Fujian: I'm young, and my voice is really high. Zhao Benshan: Sing another Mao Mao: Grandpa, the bittern I ate today is a little salty. Zhao Benshan: Come on, play the crying and singing behind me. Bi Fujian: Wait a minute. Let's talk about it even with tears. Let's talk about the acceptance speech. The Avenue of Stars is a true story. Before it went to Beijing, it was the acceptance speech. Zhao Benshan: His master is here, and I'm not sure yet. If I say three, she'll cry. You're really finished, and you have feelings for him. Here's his photo. Mao Mao: Cry ... Zhao Benshan: This child is really finished. What are you laughing at? Mao Mao: That's very interesting. Bi Fujian: Forget it. I have a good talent and a good singing. Small Shenyang: That's not bad. If I can go, I can go, too. Zhao Benshan: Where are you going, Little Shenyang: Go to the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: You can't even go to the Kang, but you can also go to the Avenue of Stars. This is a matter for the art circle. Little Shenyang: You let me sing one. Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing Little Shenyang: I won't tell you what happened. Zhao Benshan: You have to say @ # # @ #%! #! ~ It must be better than her. Bi Fujian: Why don't you start talking or report yourself?