1. The little puppet got a girlfriend and was full of joy.
Unexpectedly, a few days later, my girlfriend suddenly said: Little puppet, I don’t want to have sex with you anymore. It hurts every time I get poked by sawdust!
The sad little puppet went to the carpenter to find a solution.
The carpenter said to him: This is simple, you just need to polish it with sandpaper.
A few days later, the civilized wordsmith asked: Have you reconciled with your girlfriend?
The little puppet replied: Who needs a girlfriend when you have that piece of sandpaper?
2. The weather is so hot that I have less urine! 3. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on an appointment is a life-or-death friend! 4. The charm of summer wind brings you good luck, and the sound of summer rain wishes you good luck.
Good physical and mental health, the beauty of summer flowers, and long-lasting happiness.
The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it! 5. Don’t forget to drink porridge when the weather is hot, so you won’t feel uncomfortable in the hot weather; mung bean porridge relieves troubles and quenches thirst, lotus seed porridge is refreshing and clears fire; red beans and jujubes promote blood circulation and replenish qi.
, Banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; the porridge should not be too salty, so you can easily drink it through the summer.
6. Nuwa: I really regret it. Why didn’t I cover the sun when I patched the sky last time?
7. It was too hot last night and I really couldn’t sleep. Liz suggested getting up and doing some activities, so the dormitory got up together to fight the landlord, and the losers got dressed.
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Alas, it was all tears.
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A total of 4 down jackets.
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8. The weather is very hot. The sun has just risen and the sky is already burning.
9. When my cousin got married, he drank Coca-Cola with his wife...while drinking it, my wife and I hugged each other and cried...all the guests were moved to the point of bursting into laughter...only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his Coke to hide my merit and fame.
10. It is said that Wuhan is like a furnace in summer. After going there, I really experienced the taste of "hot dry noodles".
11. Spring thoughts, summer love, autumn blessings, and winter wishes.
The encounter in this life brings happiness every day; the love in this life, I will love you forever; the vows in this life will not change, and may our love last forever.
12. Let me tell you several ways to quickly relieve the heat: in addition to looking in the mirror, checking the bank card balance, pinching your belly, and checking the QQ invisible status of your sweetheart.
Is your heart feeling cold now?
13. This text message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally reaches your mobile phone, saying to you: In the hot summer, be careful to prevent heatstroke.
The weather is changing, please pay attention to your health! 14. When I went to work in the morning, on the bus, I noticed that several people around me were looking at me strangely. I ignored their eyes, pointed fingers and whispered with a very determined attitude.
, my only idea at this time was to get a copycat machine and play them a soul-stirring song "Above the Moon". Finally, an old woman pointed at the little brother with a trembling voice and said: "Children, are you wearing your clothes inside out?"
Brother lowered his head and saw that he had worn the inner side of his T-shirt to the outside. Only then did he realize that the strange looks they were giving were just for looking at 2B.
I thought how could I, a tall and dignified man, bear such looks from these common people, so I immediately made a shocking decision. I took off my clothes in front of everyone, turned them over and put them on again. I had just taken off my clothes.
I noticed that everyone's eyes had changed again. How can I describe it to you? For example, just now they were looking at 2B in a subtle way, but now they were looking at SB in a naked and unsubtle way.
Yep, I gave these vulgar people a look of disdain, then lowered my head to rummage through my clothes. With this bow, I finally understood why the eyes of these vulgar people were so lively. It turns out that the bra my wife painted on me last night was still there.
I can still remember it vividly... Then, my head suddenly became empty, and there was only one sound left in my ears: the sound of horse hoofbeats, the sound of horse hoofbeats, Ou Ye, Ou Ye... 15. "Are I familiar with you?" "Yes,
It’s almost here,” the two of them said while standing in the sun!
16. Confess your love to the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will become cold! It will no longer be hot! 18. Suddenly I think of a classmate in junior high school. He is really a god. This god
I often don't wash my hands for several days, and those hands are black, oh my god.
One day, the teacher informed me that all aspects of hygiene, including personal hygiene, should be checked the next day. The next morning, as usual, this guy still didn’t wash himself before going to class. When I was trying to save him, I saw this guy borrowing a roll of transparent tape from the classmate in front of him.
The magnets wrapped around my hands, I pressed them tightly and then pulled them apart... My hands turned white!
White!
White!
19. Don’t ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am! 20. Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who the fool is. 21. It’s so hot that I can’t think, I need
Find a place to cool off.
22. Now I realize that "Wherever it's cool, stay there" is really not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere care and the most hidden love.
23. The scorching summer heat is unbearable. Let me teach you a magical way to relieve the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise vigorously in an open space without any obstruction. Once you suffer from heat stroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and "heat" with "heat".
heat".