Four teacups
Once upon a time, there was a poor scholar who had no family. The only treasure in his family is a set of four teacups handed down from home.
The scholar couldn't put these four cups down, and often took them out to show off in front of four friends.
Who knows that one day, the scholar accidentally broke one of the teacups, but refused to explain it to his friends because of his face.
When his four friends heard about it, they all wanted to play a joke on the scholar and deliberately embarrass him. So on this day, four friends got together, had a good discussion, and then went to the scholar's house together.
As soon as everyone entered the door, I saw that the scholar was not flustered at all. Instead, he greeted them warmly and asked them if they wanted tea.
At this time, a friend of mine said casually and politely, "Not thirsty."
Hearing this, the scholar immediately shouted to his wife, "Honey, make three cups of tea."
So this time, the four friends didn't achieve their goal, so they had to leave in despair.
But they still won't. A few days later, they got together and had a good discussion, and then came to the scholar's house together.
This time, the scholar took his time and asked them if they were thirsty. The friend who said "not thirsty" last time heard it and quickly shouted: "I am thirsty today."
After that, everyone looked at the scholar to see what he should do. At this moment, I heard the scholar shout, "Honey, make three cups of tea first, and then a big bowl of tea."
At this point, four friends wanted to play a trick on the scholar, but they were suppressed and had to leave again.
Outstand one's opponent in strategy
Once upon a time, there were two chess masters in a town. They are brothers. The eldest brother is called "the living chess saint" and the second one is called "chess wins the sky".
The two brothers, relying on their superb chess skills, opened a chess house and made a rule: gamble on every game, and avoid playing if you don't gamble. After a few years, the two brothers defeated countless chess players who came here, and the money they earned from it is self-evident.
This afternoon, a chess boy came to report: "Gentlemen, a young lady named Chen came at the door, saying that she wanted to find two chess players." The living chess saint listened to the music: "Then let her in."
After a while, the chess boy led a girl of fifteen or sixteen to the public. The living chess saint thought: Who is this girl? I don't know how small she is! He ordered the chess player to open the door of the chess room and said to Che Shengtian, "I'll be right back." Say that finish into the chess room.
Who knows that Miss Chen shouted, "Slow down! As I said just now, I am here to pick you up today. "
The living chess saint stopped and had no heart: "What? The girl wants to play chess with our two brothers at the same time? "
Miss Chen said, "Of course, but you need two chess rooms. You can't get together to discuss countermeasures. What, are you afraid? "
Speaking of this, the living chess saint ordered the chess boy: "Go and call the kitchen to heat up some pots of wine." Say that finish, HeQiSheng day respectively into the chess room.
In the first chess room, the living chess saint holds the red first; The second chess room, chess wins a day, and then leaves. Miss Chen walked back and forth between the two chess rooms, opening the bow left and right.
Down and down, in the first chess room, the living chess saint lifted his chin; The second chess room, chess wins a day, and the eyes are wide open. The chess game between them is getting slower and slower. Finally, both brothers' sweat came down, but Miss Chen was easy to deal with.
The chess boy warms the wine again and again. On the 22nd heat, the door of the first chess room opened, and the living chess saint came out wearily, holding his fist at everyone and saying with a smile, "Thank you for waiting." Obviously, he won.
In this game, Miss Chen turned into the second chess room without saying anything. After a while, the door of the second chess room opened, and Miss Chen came out with a big smile, followed by a dejected chess game.
The living chess saint saw it and asked chess to win the day: "What was the result?"
The voice of chess winning the sky is as small as a mosquito: "Lost."
The living chess master no longer cares about face and suddenly growls: "Second brother, where is your old prestige?" Lost to a little girl! "
Miss Chen waved her fist at everyone and said with a smile, "You two played chess really well today. One win and one loss is a draw for me. The outcome is neck and neck, and the two are neck and neck. I'm leaving! " With that, she walked away.
The living chess players and chess players hate that they can't find the cracks in the ground at once. Today, the two brothers suffered a big fall: two senior chess players were killed by a young girl, one won and the other lost. Can they hang out in the Jianghu in the future? When everyone saw this, they shook their heads and left. To be clear, that's it!
After everyone left, the living chess saint scolded the chess king for winning the day. Finally, the more I think about it, the more wrong I am, and I entered the chess room again.
Back and forth, they found that the two chess games played with Miss Chen were actually the same chess game: my brother played red and my brother played black! Miss Chen only attacked her brother's shield with her brother's spear, and attacked her brother's shield with her brother's spear.
At this point, the living chess master had to look up at the sky and sigh, saying, "Second brother, I was wrong about you. We are all fooled by others. "
It turned out that when Miss Chen's father was doing business a few months ago, he dropped in to learn chess, lost everything and was laughed at by the two brothers. Chen's father was ashamed and angry, and he couldn't afford to get sick when he got home.
Miss Chen came up with this plan after finding out the reason: that day, in the first chess room, after the master of live chess played the first move, Miss Chen, dressed in black, did not respond immediately, but turned into the second chess room and played the same first move as the master of live chess; After winning the first move, Miss Chen returned to the first chess room and copied this move to the chessboard. In this way, Mr. Chen went back and forth, letting the two brothers kill each other in the dark.
No matter how good the two brothers are at chess, the result is a loss and a win.
Miss Chen finished playing chess and went home to talk about it. Her illness was much better on the spot.
Although the living chess saint He Shengtian found out the truth, he reasoned that he had no face to continue to open a chess house and set up gambling, so he had to close the door and go to sea.
Painters and carpenters
Once upon a time, there was a skilled carpenter who carved a beautiful woman's wood carving with all his life energy, which was simply lifelike.
An artist was very curious to see the true face of woodcarving. So he brought wine and a few side dishes and went to visit the carpenter's house.
So they drank and talked late into the night. At this time, the carpenter invited: "It's late at night, please come to my house to have a rest tonight. I'll let my maid sleep with you. " Say that finish, he got up and went back to the house.
At this time, the painter looked around and saw a woman standing in the corner with a graceful figure and a good face.
The painter couldn't help but move in his heart and quickly waved her to his side.
Who knows that the woman was silent and stood there for a long time, motionless. The painter thought it was probably because she was reserved, so he stepped forward and held the woman's hand.
But at this pull, he found that the hand was actually made of wood. It turns out that this woman is the lady carved by the carpenter. The painter realized that he had been teased by the carpenter.
Early the next morning, the carpenter came to laugh at the embarrassment of the painter after making a fool of himself.
Who knows, when he crept to the door and put his head in, he was shocked: I saw the painter hanging himself! There is a bird around his neck, pecking at his body.
The carpenter hurried to get the knife and tried to cut the rope to save people. I didn't know this knife was actually cut on the wall.
The carpenter realized that the person who hanged himself was only painted on the wall by the painter. The carpenter was suddenly ashamed.
At this time, I saw the painter coming out of the dark and smiling and saying to the carpenter, "You played a trick on me once last night, and I will play a trick on you again this morning. So now we are even. "
Let's not talk about whether carpenters and painters are playing tricks on each other, but only about their skills. It's really amazing.
Carpenters and rich people
Once upon a time, a carpenter lived with a rich man. Rich people often bully carpenters because they have deep pockets.
One day, the carpenter couldn't bear it anymore and decided to teach the rich a good lesson. So, he quietly smashed the door of the rich family. The rich man didn't see who broke the door, so he had to ask the carpenter to make a new one.
The carpenter pretended to look at it carefully and said, "It takes good wood to make this door."
The rich man took out a pile of good wood, just enough to make a door.
Then, the rich man sat at home all day waiting for the carpenter to finish.
Suddenly, one day, the carpenter came in and asked, "The door is finished, what else should I do?"
The rich man thought there was wood left, so he casually said, "Make another window."
After listening to this sentence, the carpenter tore down the new door he had just finished, made a new window out of wood, and then asked the rich man what to do. The rich man thought there was still wood left, so he said, "Make another pot cover."
The carpenter removed the window again, made a pot cover and asked the rich man what else to do. The rich man said, "Make another teapot cover."
So, the carpenter removed the lid and made a teapot lid.
Finally, the rich man asked what wood was enough for. The carpenter pretended to think about it and answered seriously, "You can also make a snuff bottle cover." So he removed the lid of the sand pot and made a small lid of the snuff bottle.
On this day, when the sun was about to set, the carpenter took the snuff bottle lid and said to the rich man, "I used up all the wood." I don't want this money for the sake of being a good neighbor. "
Hearing this, the rich man grinned and said, "You are really a good carpenter. You didn't waste any wood. Now, you give all those doors, windows, pot lids, casserole lids and snuff lids to my housekeeper. "
The carpenter seemed surprised and said, "No, I made the door out of those Woods and asked what you were going to do." You said to make a window, but you didn't give me wood, so I had to tear down the door to make a window, and then tear down the window to make a pot cover; Remove the pot cover and make a casserole cover; And remove the lid of the sand pot to make the lid of the snuff bottle. Look, the snuff bottle is covered here. "
With that, the carpenter handed the small snuff cap to the rich man and left without looking back.
The young monk eats honey
Once upon a time, there was a very clever little monk.
On this day, a believer sent a bottle of honey to his master. Just that day, Master was about to go out, thinking: This bottle of honey is just left in the house, and the young monk may steal it.
So the master had a plan, called the young monk and ordered:
"Believers just sent the bottle is poison, very strong, very dangerous. Never be greedy. "
Hearing this, the young monk thought, isn't this three hundred and twenty pieces of silver? So although he nodded on the spot, as soon as Master left, he quickly greeted his brothers and sisters and ate the whole bottle of honey together.
After a hearty meal, people began to worry: What will Master tell you when he comes back?
At this moment, the young monk had a brainwave, went to the table, lifted one of Master's favorite vases, and fell to the ground with a bang, smashing it to pieces.
Everyone trembled with fear when they saw it.
Only the young monk calmly comforted: "Don't be afraid, see you then!" "
Soon, the master came back. I saw the young monk lying on the ground, crying and explaining to Master: "Master! I have committed an unforgivable crime. "
The master asked in confusion, "What did you do wrong?"
The young monk choked: "I broke your beloved vase!" " "
Master immediately flew into a rage and scolded, "How did you break such a valuable vase so carelessly? See how I punish you! "
The young monk stopped crying and repented with infinite regret: "Master! You don't have to do it. I know I shouldn't have broken your vase. In order to express my regret and confess to Master, I have to die and apologize. So, just now, I drank all the bottles of poison that the believers gave you this morning! "
The master didn't understand until he listened to him.
But the young monk made amends in this way, and he could only eat Coptis chinensis, and he was too bitter to speak!
Give up Laoshan Mountain
A long time ago, the head of a country was very disgusted with the elderly. He issued an order: if there are old people in every family, children and grandchildren will throw them into the mountains to die.
There is a family, the old man just turned 60, but his children and grandchildren are reluctant to abandon him, so they hide him in the cellar and secretly raise him.
At this time, the neighboring countries suddenly sent messengers, put forward three difficult problems to the Lord, and said that if they could not solve these three problems, they would send troops to invade.
First, they sent two snakes of the same color and size to let the king know, "Which is the male snake and which is the female snake?"
Guess to guess, no one can tell the sex, and everyone feels headache. The Lord recruited sages all over the country to solve the problem.
Grandfather listened to his grandson's story and said, "This is nothing! Spread silk cotton in the living room and let two snakes climb on it. One of them is a female snake and the other is a male snake. " Sun Tzu told the Lord this and solved the first problem first.
However, a second problem immediately appeared in neighboring countries. They sent two sticks with the same color, shape and thickness, asking the country to distinguish: "Which is the old stick at the bottom of the tree root and which is the tender stick at the front?" Also point out which end of each root is the tip and which end is the root? "
No one can answer this. At this time, the grandson went to ask grandpa again.
Grandpa said, "It turned out to be such a trivial matter. Throw two sticks into the river at the same time: the tender stick floats and the old stick sinks. When the running water rushes, the front end is the front tip and the falling end is the root. "
The third time, the envoys of neighboring countries sent a round jade with a small hole on it. The messenger asked them to pass a thread through the small hole. At present, everyone has no clue.
Grandpa didn't think much about this, so he told his grandson, "Coat one end of the eyelet with honey, then tie the thread around the ant's waist, let the ant climb in from the other end of the eyelet, and the thread will pass through." Sun Tzu tried this method, and it really worked.
When the Lord replied in these ways, the other party admired him very much and never dared to go wrong again.
So God sent his grandson to ask, "How did you solve those problems?"
Sun Tzu answered truthfully. He said, "Actually, it was my grandfather who answered this difficult question. We couldn't bear to abandon him, so we secretly kept his old man in the cellar. At the right moment, the Lord posted a list of recruiting talents. I saw that no one could solve the problem, so I dared to tell my grandfather. "
Hearing this, the Lord was very moved and suddenly realized, saying, "It seems that the old people are experienced and useful and should be respected. It is wrong to throw it into the mountains. "
It is said that since then, the head of a country has issued an order: the elderly are not only no longer abandoned, but also doubly respected.
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