Haha! I'm terrible at English, so it's better not to speak it! I can also tell you a story in Chinese:

A man went to a restaurant to eat and randomly ordered a bowl of beef noodles. However, when the noodles were served, he saw that there was no beef at all, so he looked for it. The boss is troubled: "Boss, the beef noodles I ordered, why is there no beef at all in the noodles?" The boss replied: "Don't be misled by the name of the dish. It's normal for beef noodles to be without beef! If you mean that beef noodles must have beef, then if you order a dish of tiger skin green peppers, don't I have to give it to you?" Why don't I kill two people if you order a couple's lung slices? If you order a wife cake, will I give you a wife?"