Two corn kernels in love decided to get married, but the bride could not be found during the wedding. The groom asked a popcorn who had been following him, and the popcorn shyly said: "I hate it, she is wearing a wedding dress!"

A colleague went on a business trip out of town. The local colleagues were very hospitable and held a banquet in a private room of a special hotel that night.

More than a dozen men and women chatted non-stop after they sat down, and only one person was ordering food.

After ordering, everyone is asked for their opinions: "The dishes are ordered, is there anything you want to add?" In this case, we in Beijing usually ask the lady to tell the names of the dishes that have been ordered.

So a friend from Beijing said, "Miss, please report me." The lady glanced at him and made no move.

"Miss, please report me!" The brother was a little anxious.

The young lady's face turned red, but she still didn't move.

"What's the matter? Do you want me to report that I didn't hear you?" My brother was really anxious.

A female colleague quickly smoothed things over: "Miss, please report everyone one by one, ah." The lady mumbled and asked: "Then, then... can I just hug the female and not the male?"

"Poof!"

"A female colleague next to me had just taken a big sip of tea and sprayed it all over the people in front of her. More than a dozen people laughed together, and the lady was even more at a loss. When the food was served, the mixed rapi was served first. A large plate of ramen

The skin was brought up, followed by several plates of ingredients, sauces, etc. The lady didn't pay attention when serving the dishes, and a drop of sauce spilled on one of the guys' pants. The guy was also deliberately teasing me.

, pretending to be gloomy and asked the lady: "What should I do?

"The lady said calmly: "You can do whatever you want.

""Then what do you think we should do?

"You can do whatever you want?"

"Then what do you usually do here?"

"How about I help you do it?"

" "OK.

"I saw the lady quickly pouring several plates of ingredients and sauces onto the lapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, brushing it a few times and mixing it. Then she said to the guy: "Mr.

Mixed and ready to eat.

"The guy stared at the plate and said nothing for a long time. Another colleague said "thank you" to the lady for him. The main course was served - roasted lamb leg, a large plate of meat bones, and a plate of salt and pepper.

A man from Beijing loved this dish. He grabbed a leg of lamb without any ceremony, took a big bite, and when the lady saw it, she said, "Sir, this is for dipping."

"The buddy looked at the lady suspiciously, and then at the local colleague. The local colleague said: "It tastes better when dipped in it.

"The buddy then stood up with the leg of lamb and took another bite. The lady came over quickly and asked: "Sir, do you need anything?

" "ah?

No.

"Then please sit down and eat."

"The man murmured and sat down, looking at everyone, as if he was lost. He carefully brought the leg of lamb to his mouth and carefully took a bite. The lady added: "Sir, this should be eaten with dipping.

"The buddy suddenly stood up, waved the leg of lamb and shouted angrily: "You have to eat standing up, and you have to eat sitting down, how on earth are you going to eat!

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"The banquet was full, and the leader stumbled over. Everyone stood up to greet each other, and there was a roar of greetings. The young lady serving the banquet next to me was very beautiful, new, inexperienced, and quite nervous. Everyone sat down, and someone called out: "Miss,

Tea!

The lady hurriedly stepped forward and pointed with her finger: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ***seven!"

"Everyone laughed, and the leader added: "Pour some tea!

The lady hurriedly checked again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, still seven."

"Someone asked: "What are you counting?

The lady hesitated for a moment and replied in a low voice: "I am a dog."

Everyone was angry and shouted: "Call your manager!"

"The manager came in, lowered his hands and sneered, and asked: "Everyone, what do you want to tell me?

"The leader said: "Don't ask too much, go check this young lady's age and zodiac sign.

The manager was puzzled, followed his orders, and replied: "18 years old, born in the year of dog!"

"The leader laughed, and everyone laughed. The leader refused to pursue the case, but the people were too generous to pursue it. The lady and the manager felt like they were falling into the clouds.