After class on Friday, I packed my teaching AIDS on the platform. Naughty and lovely Pan Xiao came up to me and sent him another famous saying in the past six months: "I love Yu Lao, and Yu Lao loves me!" "I'm about to send an unchanging standard reply:" You can love Yu Lao, but Yu Lao hasn't loved you yet. Keep going! "Suddenly, I think Pan Xiao is a little different from the past. Just wondering, Pan Xiao spoke again: "I love-Yu Lao, Yu Lao-loves me. "Ha, it turns out that he changed" talking "to" singing ",and the melody is not bad. I smiled and said nothing. When Xiao Hao saw this, he immediately rushed to the podium and cooperated with Pan Xiao to show his unique skill-impromptu street dance. They both sang a dance: "I love Yu Lao, and Yu Lao loves me." ... ""We all love Yu Lao! "I don't know when a group of monkeys appeared around the podium and sang along. This is definitely not the first time. There must be an informal rehearsal behind it.
I deliberately said with a straight face, "Make up if you can. Pan Xiao is in charge of the arrangement and Xiao Hao is in charge of the choreography. He will perform "I love Lao Yu! "In the graduation performance. Xiaoyu loves me! " "No problem!" The voice of a group of monkeys answering. I suddenly realized: "If you love Yu Lao again, you won't have less homework!" " ""No homework! " Another short answer. Wait a minute, I found that there was a "no way" in the crowd to keep an absolute safe distance from the teacher! What magic did PAM use?
On the way back to the office, Pan's expression packs came to my mind one after another-
Pan Xiao's Bitter Melon Face
Pan Xiao's parents are very busy at work and have no time to take care of him too much. They have been in school since the third grade. Maybe their parents think they owe too much, so they have been very tolerant and even a little indulgent to Pan Xiao's study and life.
When I took over my fifth grade job, I found that Pan Xiao often didn't finish his homework, and none of the three subjects could be handed in in one day. Every time I ask him to make up his homework, he can always "escape" skillfully and smoothly under the teacher's gaze. The next day, Pan Xiao, who was standing in front of the teacher, could do nothing but repeatedly promise to finish his homework and add a bitter gourd face, because the new homework came again.
Day after day, week after week, more homework is left behind, and academic performance is inevitably affected. Pan Xiao has a headache, the teacher has a headache, and his mother has a headache.
Pan Xiao's pomegranate face
In the autumn semester of the 2020 school year, the comprehensive practical activities of our class happened to meet the principals of 70 schools in Jiangxi to visit and study. In addition to making delicious food, the comprehensive practical activities also hosted the headmaster's group to taste the Cantonese cuisine cooked by us. The task came suddenly and there was no template to refer to. Nothing is too late except to prepare delicious food twice. With the heroic spirit of "the enemy will block you, and the water will cover you", I took the monkeys into battle to kill the enemy.
Considering Pan Xiao's smile, cleverness, boldness, fluent language expression and improvisation, I arranged for him to attend the welcome group. After 10 minutes of simple training, Pan Xiao stood outside the "cloud kitchen" with a confident smile. When they saw the guests, they first greeted them with crisp greetings: "Hello, principals!" " Then walk in front of the team, walk along the green wall of the school to the dining place, and introduce all kinds of flowers and Chinese herbal medicines on the green wall while walking. Looks like a well-trained professional tour guide.
At the end of the welcoming ceremony, Pan Xiao and his classmates took orders, distributed leaflets and delivered bills, but they were busy in and out. In the face of almost all-round on-site questions from guests, they always laugh like pomegranates, and they are very confident. Kan Kan talked about this, which is great!
Pan Xiao's Guan Gong face
The end of the evening self-study is the evening self-study time of the accommodation department. "Don't influence others" is one of my regular requirements for monkeys. I know that the topics of communication between classes are endless and can be excited to the peak in an instant, so there is a pre-statement: "If the team downstairs makes a loud noise, all of you will return to the classroom and talk enough before you leave."
After the online class of "Stop Classes and Don't Stop Studying", the children returned to school and asked to wear masks outside the campus and keep their distance on campus. After school that night, the children lined up in the corridor as usual. I was the last person to turn off the lights and walk out of the classroom. As soon as the front foot stepped out of the gate, I heard Pan Xiao shout in the queue: "What! What! What do you want! " Okay, don't explain anything. Go back to the classroom first As soon as they entered the classroom, all the children accused Pan Xiao: "What are you shouting? Affect people's classes! " "Exactly!" Although Pan Xiao is naughty and talkative at ordinary times, there should be a reason to see him hold his head high and face me squarely. I motioned the children to be quiet and asked Pan Xiao, "What's the matter?" Pan Xiao blushed with excitement, just like Guan Gong's face. He first glared at Cheng Xiao, who was half a head taller than him, and said, "He coughed in front of me just now!"
I see. Pan Xiao is a bit of a neat freak, and the epidemic is not over yet. Can he not be excited about being coughed on his face? As a senior child, Cheng Xiao's behavior is definitely not unintentional, nor is it just a rude performance. It is obviously a fake "joke" with ulterior motives.
I looked at Cheng Xiao with angry eyes. Before I could speak, one of his good partners spoke first: "Cheng Cheng is wearing a mask!" " Cheng Xiao and other partners understood and immediately responded: "Yes, wearing a mask! Wearing a mask! "
I asked again, "So?"
"This has no bad influence on Pan Xiao." They answered.
Pan was anxious, his breathing became short and his face became redder. I made a gesture to stop him from talking, and then quietly looked at Cheng Xiao and his partner. It doesn't make any sense. I just threw out a few questions word by word according to their meaning: "Is there any bad influence?" The implication is that you can all accept this behavior? So, how about the whole class coughing in front of you tomorrow with masks on? "
"Teacher, no, no, we are wrong!" Several boys are very anxious.
"Sincerely apologize!" My voice is not loud, but the smell of gunpowder is very strong.
Finally, I said: "Today, Pan Xiao's yelling really affected the night self-study in the accommodation department, but I should not criticize him, but praise him!" Praise Pan Xiao for bravely saying "no" to bad behavior, bravely defending his dignity and bravely protecting himself in a safe way within his power. Pan Xiao is a good example for all of us to learn! Pam, you did a great job. This is what you should do. The teacher likes you! "The children nodded and applauded warmly.
When I left the classroom again, I smiled with relief when I saw several students quietly giving Pan Xiao a thumbs-up.
Pan Xiao's Other Farewells
It seems that after the cough incident, Pan Xiao changed from trying to dodge into a small shadow that often shakes around me: "Teacher, do you have a prize that I like?" "Teacher, I know you are afraid of gaining weight if you eat sugar. I can help." "Teacher, is a boy willing to help you?" "Teacher, let me help you ..." When chasing homework, he always patted his chest and promised, "Teacher, I won't let you down. Wait for my progress! " No longer a bitter gourd face.
One day after class, when the monkeys responded to my "Goodbye, classmates", a discordant voice suddenly sounded: "I love Yu Lao, and Yu Lao loves me!" Hahaha! The whole class laughed, and I was in distress situation. It was Pan Xiao who shouted this sentence. I looked at him with a smile. He looked at me and smiled shyly. The whole class is waiting to see how I deal with Pan Xiao who is playing a new trick. Thinking that his homework is still late and overdue from time to time, I said, "You can love Yu Lao, but Yu Lao doesn't love you for the time being. Wait until you finish your homework carefully! In addition, I can't call it' Lao Yu', you can call me' Lao Yu'. " "Yes, Sir! No problem! " Say that finish, Pan Xiaoque jumped out of the classroom.
Since then, almost every class, after class, there is such a fixed scene:
"I love Yu Lao, and Yu Lao loves me!" Pan Xiao's.
"You can love Yu Lao, but Yu Lao hasn't loved you yet!" Mine.
"Ha ha ha!" Monkey's.
On Friday, things were very different. Most people who gathered around and sang "We all love Lao Yu" with Pan Xiao were "stubborn monkeys". These stubborn monkeys publicly and kindly reminded me when I took over: "Teacher, don't worry, you will be angry with us soon." Eva secretly studied how to let me leave them after I died. Maybe they can't run away when they see it, but under the influence of Pan, are they really in love with me? Or, do they want to get rid of my success before graduation?
This weekend is destined to be extraordinary. But before opening the bow, there is no turning back. We should go forward bravely, keep pace with the times, and strive to accept monkey dolls one day and say, "I love Lao Yu!" Yulao loves me! "
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