I haven't learned it, but I know a few words.

You should read some books to avoid talking in vain.

B: don't forget that you haven't learned it. Although you don't have much literacy, you can use good words. There are no white characters. If there is a white character, you should pick it out.

A: Now the white characters come out.

Which one is white?

A: I asked you how to write this "give".

Ah! Just the word "hand" on the handle.

What do you mean?

B: Is this for the right hand of that hand?

A: No, it is the word "He" for "Yi Kou", which is pronounced as (Ji) in orthography. Shandong people all say orthography, for example, waiting for a meal in a restaurant, "Second brother, I'll give you (ji) how much you eat." Read "give" (Ji).

Hey! Maybe there's a word.

What do you mean "two"? One is one, and the other is two. Go to the money store to change money: "shopkeeper, you change two dollars for me." Did anyone say two dollars?

Hey! One or two equals three?

What do you mean by "three"? The orthography is "three", and there is Sanqing Theater outside the main entrance. Did anyone say anything about the Saqing Theatre?

B: I'll change it tomorrow

What do you mean "tomorrow"? Pronunciation reads "Ming". Is there a movie star named "Tomorrow"?

I'm unlucky today!

What do you mean "today"? Pronounce "Today". Long live today. Has anyone read Today's Children?

Don't take it too seriously.

What do you mean by "more real"? Pronunciation reads "true".

B: you're finished grinding.

What do you mean by left grinding? Orthography is Zhuo Mo. Such as cutting, such as CuO, such as cutting, such as grinding. Left, left, you poor bone!

B: I won't talk if you do this.

What do you mean "don't"?

Let's do it. What, three, six, six, six, run, make trouble, duck, that's it!

A: You businessmen just cheat others with big talk. If there is white writing, they say there is no white writing. You have three minutes to reply to me, or your business will be cancelled!

All right, don't be angry. Don't be angry. Please forgive my ignorance. I'm just a Jianghu person.

A: Haha! Bah! You look like perfume. You dare to compare with Jianghu people?

B: What's wrong with the Jianghu people?

A: Let me talk and listen. I think at the beginning, there was a Jianghu man named Miao in the Song Dynasty who set up a divination shed next to the Golden Bridge without meeting. Zhao Taizu, who happened to meet unexpectedly, rode by and saw a crowded bridge surrounded by a six-shed. There is a couplet in front of us. The first part writes: "A stroke is like a knife, splitting Kunshan into stones and jade", and the second part writes: "Look like electricity, and see through the sea and turn it into a fish dragon." Horizontal batch: "If you break something, you see it." When Song Yin saw his displeasure, he said, "Where are you crazy? How dare you talk big? When I get off the horse, I will meet you. " Want to turn over and dismount, tie the horse to the willow tree outside the shed, separate everyone, walk into the shed, bow down to the gentleman and say, "Sir, what do you think of the future?" Broadly speaking, I am very surprised. It turned out to be the founding emperor! Hurriedly stood up and said, "Long live, the grass man came late to pick up the car. I hope you can forgive me. " Kuang Yin was shocked. "Sir, are you crazy?" To sum up: "adults don't have to panic. Look at my Lord's evil eyebrows, his eyes are full of God, and there is a Zhu Shazhi on his left shoulder. He will be honored in the Ninth Five-Year Plan. " Kuang Yin thought, "Zhu Shazhi is on my left shoulder. How can anyone else know? I don't think I will answer him in the future. " He thought for a moment and whispered to her husband, "If you participate in the Ninth Five-Year Plan in the future, you will be declared to join the DPRK and become a national defense strategist." Sean in a broad sense. Kuang Yin walked out of the hexagram tent. He said to the crowd, "Listen to the truth, gentlemen. This man is a quack, a quack, and a quack. He is just flattering. " Say that finish, he rode away. Later, Chen Qiao mutinied and wore a yellow robe. Guo Xuan entered the palace in a broad sense, making him a strategist to protect the country and a commander in charge of the three armed forces. Later, Han Long, Hubei Province came in with his sister Han Sumei. Mao got drunk in the Peach Blossom Palace and beheaded his third brother with the wine. Mr. Miao didn't sober up. After Guangyi left, Taizu regretted it and said, "It's a pity that my husband is one of the Jianghu people who sell hexagrams by Jinqiao." Miao Guangyi-Jianghu people, can you compete?

B: I can't compete!

I think you can do better.

Compared with what?

You are like boiling a ball in a teapot.

B: That one?

I called you an asshole, but you are still full of anger!

I dare not get angry! Please, just think of me as a child!

A: Haha, bah! I spit in your face with toilet water! Don't you dare compare with children.

B: What's the matter?

A: Let me talk and listen. I think at the beginning, Wen Yanbo of the Song Dynasty, children had the wisdom to fill holes and float balls. Sima Wengong, I have a plan to save my son by breaking the urn. Four-year-old Han Kongrong knows how to make Morrison's gift. Shisanlang is five years old. Qi Tang became an academician at the age of seven, and Han became a warm guest at the age of seven. Qin Ganluo became prime minister at the age of twelve. At the age of thirteen, Wu became the commander-in-chief of the water army, leading thousands of troops and taking charge of military power in six counties and eighty-one States. He made a bitter plan, offered a serial, borrowed the east wind, burned the warship, and made Cao run away and almost died in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu is the best among the children. Which of these children can you compare with?

Nothing can compare with it!

You have one too.

B: Where does the competition come from?

A: It's like boiling a light bulb in a teapot. I called you an asshole, but you were still angry.

I have no fire! Come on, you think I'm a countryman.

A: Haha! Bah! I spit on your face, cold and sweet! Do you dare to compare with country people?

B: What's the matter?

A: Let me talk and listen. I'm thinking, when I visited Bai Bi Pass at night and chased the King of Qin under the moon, I beat three lashes, changed two hammers, and jumped into Hongnixi. Since the Tang Dynasty, there has been a king in the south and a Leishi League in the north. Expedition across the sea and visit Baipao next month. After the king of the Tang Dynasty won, the army returned to Korea, and the Duke of Hubei punched Li Dao, a relative of the royal family, outside the noon gate to save the white robe. The king of Tang was very angry and was banished to the grange. Later, he visited Jingdezhen in a white robe. Weichi Gong fished alone in the bow. Suddenly, there was a loud cry from behind, and the horse called, "I've come to recruit Dong Xue, and I've come to visit my old friend. If you go to the golden palace to deliver orders, you will always be an official. " Jing heard: "I am a villager in the mountains. I cultivate and hoe a countryman." This is a countryman. Can you compare with him?

B: I can't compete!

You have one too.

B: Where does the competition come from?

You are like cooking eggplant in a teapot. You are a big purple bag!

What's cooking in this teapot? I can't compete, and that can't compete. Can't you treat me as a reckless pedestrian?

A: Haha, bah!

What are you spitting at me again? Is it perfume? Is it toilet water? Or cold noodles with honey?

I will throw up in your face! Hey!

B: What happened to the horse manure this time?

You're confusing me. Dare you compete with reckless people?

Ah.

A and B (together): Let me talk about it. Listen. I'm thinking about the past.

I have bad luck today. Looking back on the past, I was unlucky!

A: There was a boor in the Three Kingdoms Period of the Later Han Dynasty. Since Taoyuan became sworn, my eldest brother's surname is Liu Mingbei, and he lives in Sangshu, a big bookstore. The second brother is Guan Mingyu, who lives in Xie Liang County, Zhou Pu. The third brother surnamed Zhang Ming and Yide lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The fourth brother's surname is Zhao Ming Yun Zilong, who lives in Changshan County, and has won every battle. Later, he was named the ever-victorious general. Just because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo, Zhao Yun broke into Cao Ying alone, cut off two sticks and captured three. Zhao Yunma into the pit missed his life. On Cao Mengshan's head, he saw a young man dressed in white, wearing a white helmet and a white flag, riding a white horse dragon and holding a bright silver gun. He is really a brave general. "If I accept this general, why worry about nothing!" With love in his heart, Xu Shu secretly protects Zhao Yun. Xu Shu walked into Cao Ying without saying a word. Mother Zhao Yun almost died when she fell into the pit and said, "Does the Prime Minister love him?" Cao Cao said, "Exactly." Xu Shu said, "Why not take him in?" Cao Cao hastily ordered, "Make the mountain shake so that the three armies can hear clearly. I want Zhao Yun alive, not Zilong dead. If a soldier and a general hurt General Zhao's life, then 830,000 people and 5 1 general will fight him alone. " Hearing this, people dare not move forward and retreat in succession. In the first battle, Zhao Yunhuai was a real dragon. In the second battle, the winning general was really brave, killing seven in and seven out, which was the only way to break through the encirclement. Cao Cao said: "This brave general can't let go to chase!" After catching up with Dangyang, Zhang Fei arrived and shouted, "Fourth Brother, don't panic. If there is a family here, there is no harm! " The man who let Zhao Yun go, Cao Cao has arrived. What he saw was not Zhao Yun, but a black-faced man. "Who is he?" Xiahou said, "This Zhang Fei is reckless." Cao Cao was shocked. He said, "I thought Guan Gong told me when he was beheading Yan Liang in Bai Mapo. He has one or three younger brothers, and he is their leader, as if he were looking for something in a million-strong army. He was really brave when he saw it today. He took off the umbrella cover of a Luo Qing family and watched the martial arts of that reckless man. " When Luo Qing's umbrella cover was uncovered, I saw that Zhang Fei's leopard head was covered with eyes, and his face was as smooth as iron. In Zhali, he made a moustache, like a steel needle, like a wire, wearing a wrought-iron helmet, and a treasure with Erlongshan bean curd, which was embedded with eight treasures, wheels, carrots, umbrellas, lids, flowers, cans, fish, long hair and a belt. On the bridge, he gnashed his teeth and cursed: "Listen to Cao Cao, now your third master is here, waiting for you."