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What are some jokes that happen because of wrongly written or mispronounced Chinese characters?

1. During the Northern Expedition of the Taiping Army, a unit was stationed outside Yizheng City. The forerunner officer sent a colonel to ask the general for instructions on the marching route. The general was talking to someone, so he casually wrote a word and gave it to the colonel. The forerunner officer took it from the colonel.

When the commander saw the word "burn", he was shocked: Burn the city? He wanted to ask the general again, but also wondered how the military order could be changed.

So he ordered the soldiers to prepare a handful of firewood each, make rice in the third watch, finish the meal in the fourth watch, and burn the city before dawn.

At dawn, all the troops lit fires together, and suddenly the smoke and flames filled the air, and the people's cries shook the heaven and the earth.

The general was shocked and hurriedly found the advance officer to ask why the city was burned. The advance officer took out the warrant and handed it to the general. When he saw it, the general stamped his feet and shouted: "It's my fault, it's my fault!" It turned out that he had inadvertently burned "

The word "rao" was written as the word "burn"! As a result, the good Yizheng City was reduced to ashes. The general had no choice but to ask his superiors to sentence him to death.

2. In the early years of the Republic of China, a certain military governor issued an order because his quartermaster was offensive with his words: "Thirty beatings with sticks." The quartermaster was escorted outside the barracks. The soldiers lined up with guns raised. The commander gave the order.

There was a loud bang, and the quartermaster was beaten with holes all over his body. The warlord was drinking tea in the study, and when he heard the gunfire, he asked why. His subordinates reported that the quartermaster had been executed. The warlord was shocked: "Who told you to shoot him?"

?" The subordinate handed over the handwriting written by the warlord himself, and only saw four big characters on it: "Thirty gun shots." It turned out that the warlord had mistakenly written the word "stick" as the word "gun". The one-word difference cost his subordinate's life in vain.

3. In 1930, the allied forces of Feng Yuxiang and Yan Xishan fought a decisive battle in the Central Plains with Chiang Kai-shek's army. Feng Yan agreed to meet up in Qinyang in northern Henan to annihilate the nearby Chiang Kai-shek army. However, when issuing the order, Feng's staff mistakenly used the word "Qin" in the word "Qin".

With an extra stroke, it became the word "Bi", and "Qinyang" became "Biyang". There is indeed Biyang City in southern Henan, more than 500 miles away from Qinyang. As a result, the troops rushed to Biyang day and night according to the wrong order.

Yang, dispersed the strength, delayed the fighter opportunity, and led to the failure of Feng Yan's coalition forces.

4. A young man in a place in Jiangsu went to see a doctor, and the doctor diagnosed him with "hernia (shàn) gas". This disease is commonly known as "small intestinal gas". It is a very common disease and its treatment is not difficult.

Unfortunately, the young man was illiterate and did not recognize the word "hernia", but he mistakenly thought he had the word "cancer" and thought he had an incurable disease! He was very introverted and did not dare to ask either the doctor or his friends.

, and did not dare to tell his parents about his illness, so he spent the whole day frowning and worried. Due to the increasing mental pressure, he could not relieve himself. Finally, one night, the young man hastily left a suicide note and committed suicide by swallowing a large amount of sleeping pills.

A misunderstanding of a word resulted in death! 5. Beijing Huamao Company and Longmao Company signed a contract to purchase down jackets worth 400,000 yuan. However, Huamao Company withdrew the contract midway and was sued by Longmao Company. Huamao Company was initially prepared to accept the penalty, but

Later, it was discovered that "down" in the contract was written as "duck down", so they seized this point and claimed that "the goods did not match the subject matter of the contract." As a result, Longmao lost the lawsuit and had to sell the down jacket at a low price, resulting in a huge loss of 200,000 yuan.

All because of one word difference.

6. On New Year's Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet"... Teacher Comment: Is there such a thing?

I also need to go!

(Terracotta Warriors and Horses) 7. After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting. Graduation Traveler Comment: I don't know which funeral home your home is from?

The teacher never knew... (Appearance) 8. My left eyelid kept twitching last night, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today. Teacher comment: My child, are you that old already?

(bad omen) 9. The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer... Teacher comment: Just one word difference, and people who raise oysters will turn around!

Should I start raising oysters soon?

It will make a lot of money... (causing cancer) 10. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two burgers, "chicken nuggets and one poop"... Teacher comment: Is it delicious?

Chicken poop?

(One serving of chicken nuggets) 11. When I was preparing to go shopping on Sunday, I accidentally pinched my "anus" in a hurry. It was really unlucky. Teacher comment: The teacher was very curious - whose anus is so big...?

(Steel door) 12. After visiting the flower market, I spent money to buy "Mean Man" and planned to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher comment: Pronunciation should be correct, "gladio" will make you cry... 13. My history teacher has long hair shawl, short stature, bad temper, and a little "breast"... Teacher comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you "Wait a minute"

I have a history class next time, please tighten your skin a little." (fierce) 14. I think I am a good student with good character and academics... Teacher comment: It's time for you to worry - you failed.

(Excellent) 15. On the "rough and bumpy" road of life, we must firm our direction... Teacher's comment: This road can reach the ninth wonder after the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, the eight wonders of the world.