It's too hot. We'll get to know each other.
I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
4. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.
The bear has a flower, but it has withered. The bear said sadly, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
6. A duckling ran fast on the mud and fell asleep. The name of the story is Mud Sleeping Duck.
7. You didn't stay up all night. Ollie, what are you doing up late?
8. I bought a bun on the road and couldn't stop crying when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!
When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, I can't get anything off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."
10. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.
1 1. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.
12. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese.
13. When I was fourteen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I can't say I hate it, but I like it a little."
14. A duckling said to a chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck."
15. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
16. A quail was late for the dance, so everyone called him ~ Night Quail.
17. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
18. He got an overnight permit because he was afraid of the night.
19. Stir-fry chicken with porridge, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~
20. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.
2 1. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are asking a garlic to hang up!" "
22. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.
23. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like mud"
24. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?
25. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?
2022 super funny homophonic stalk copywriting Part II 26. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being said: Oh, it's new clothes!
27. I understand that ugly people should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.
28. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.
29. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.
30. Even if I don't go, will you go for a sword?
3 1. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
32. I saw my dog in the country is happy and carefree every day, so I asked him "What is the secret of carefree every day" and he said "Woof woof woof".
33. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
34. If Wang Zhi doesn't change it, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.
35. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.
36. Candle: Mom, why does our flame beat? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
37. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. When I saw the name, oh, it was Woxiangni Letie juice.
38. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato and you, do you hear? I only belong to you.
39. A duckling accidentally tripped over the grass and pulled it out with the grass in his hand. The story is called "Hey, ducks catch grass".
40. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."
4 1. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!
42. Grandma's doorknob is very thick, and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know this was rude until I asked.
43. Crabs and mussels took the exam together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."
44. The tiger in the zoo gave green to the lion. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
45. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)
46. A duckling tries to keep consistent with the duck in front, but he can't run normally. He is chanting "yes, yes, no"
47. I ironed my clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
48. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because novices are easy to stand (post station).
Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu had a look, he actually crossed the river.
The funniest homophonic terrier in 2022
The funniest homophonic article in 2022-1. I just finished eating the pills given by the doctor, and I felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.
The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "
3. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so I'm sexy.
6. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I can't surf the Internet.
7. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, what's wrong? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.
8. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."
9. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.
10. You said it was natural for a girl with risorius to laugh. Do girls who use Android phones laugh very hard?
1 1. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.
12. My old colleague nailed his signature and wrote "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".
13. We can't just feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and don't let your mother feel a blog. I want to try for my life all day, and then turn around and let your mother try. "
14. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?
15. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, and you, do you hear? I only belong to you.
16. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, although China keeps our friendship.
17. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
18. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn't stop for a while? Mom said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.
19. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
20. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
2 1. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.
The funniest homophonic terrier in 2022 II. "What if a white balloon bursts a black balloon?" Confession balloon
23. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
24. I ironed my clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
25. I still hate you, just like my next-door neighbor is numb after eating Chili.
26. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.
27. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
28. A sheep migrates.
29. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.
30. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."
3 1. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.
32. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred ... Lonely birds sing their sadness?
33. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I looked it up and found that eating peanuts is a good thing.
What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.
One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the ant's nest?" Another ant said, "With a smile or … very silent."
36. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't, so the duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't align with the duck.
37. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.
38. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
39. A duckling ran fast on the mud and fell asleep. The name of the story is Mud Sleeping Duck.
40. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, don't let the flowers wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
4 1. While I was eating, the power was cut off. I ate two bites of rice quickly, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
60 super funny homophonic sentences in 2022
2022 Tik Tok and online celebrity super funny homophonic terrier (Part I) 1. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!
2. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make a good duck.
When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Is my son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... My name is Li Lei?"
If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?
5. When I saw the goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, why?
6. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".
7. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
8. I still hate you, just like my next-door neighbor is numb after eating Chili.
9. My neighbor sings KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a little louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried when I ate it. It turns out that this is an oyster.
10. Because he was afraid of night, he got an overnight permit.
1 1. Guo was suddenly called his wife by kidney calculi's agent: Winter Stone. The wife was shocked: to see the sea?
12. Who doesn't like relaxed love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?
13. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
14. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After eating, they want to wipe their mouths. When they found that there was no paper, they asked their classmates who had paper. Here comes the climax. As soon as the voice fell, a long and gentle eunuch voice on TV remembered: "The emperor has a purpose."
15. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.
16. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs will touch your stomach all the time.
17. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed bun mud".
18. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. All my breaks are you. "
19. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
20. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
2022 Tik Tok and online celebrity super funny homophonic terrier (Chapter 2) 2 1. Mother sparrow combed her hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said, choo choo
22. The Wulin leader was cornered by him, sitting on the ground covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, knelt down and muttered bitterly, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said gruffly to him, "A bucket of paste ... can post many searches for you ..."
23. Crabs and clams took the exam together. The crab was found cheating, so the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clams." The teacher said, "You are a fart."
24. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said very grievance: "No, I am a crab!" " "
25. A teenager ate his classmate. He is just a teenager.
26. Candle: Mom, why does our flame beat? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
In my study, I know how to put myself in others' shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
28. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.
29. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.
I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I can't surf the Internet.
3 1. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?
32. Don't love me. Nothing came of it. I have a lot of things to do, and I still like working.
33. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt as soon as it is hot!
34. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.
35. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
36. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
37. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck."
38. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being said: Oh, it's new clothes!
39. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, which turned out to be loud mud.
40. "What will a pear and a grain of rice become in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!
2022 Super Funny Homophonic Terrier (Chapter 3) 4 1. You can't tell those who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of you, but also about dogs all over the street.
42. If you don't talk about love, what are you talking about, talking about crow's feet?
43. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates to pay attention to the road conditions, pay attention to the road conditions, pay attention to the road conditions, do you hear me? Put the gun down.
44. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."
45. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because novices are easy to stand (post station).
46. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?
47. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"
48. The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them with an iron. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, do you hear me? Don't go.
49. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck will accumulate mud.
50. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.
5 1. "How happy I should be if someone belongs to me" "Stop it, no one is a fish".
52. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, only when I'm full.
53. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!
54. While I was having dinner, the electricity was cut off. I ate two bites of rice quickly, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
55. Stir-fry chicken with porridge, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~
56. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
57. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?
58. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist. As a result, the two men fought. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese said, "Pull out a tooth."
59. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?
60. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."
The homophonic terrier 2022, which is particularly popular and super funny on the Internet.
Super funny homophonic terrier 2022 (Part I) 1. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why should you laugh at others?"
2. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because Auntie is afraid of leaving Auntie to sweat.
3. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked like each other. One was at home and the other was outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. On closer inspection, it turned out to be at home.
4. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle does the baby want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
You can't even taste my taste. What are you tasting? Pinru?
6. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, nor can we let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day.
7. The animals ate, but the elephant was very angry. It turns out that this is a meteorological bureau.
8. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
9. If you don't even coax me, who are you fooling, Hong Shixian?
10. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.
Teacher: What's four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say this when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about pentathlon.
12. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that it was a good pill.
13. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.
14. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.
15. I still hate you, just like my neighbor next door is numb from eating Chili.
16. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I looked it up and found that eating peanuts is a good thing.
17. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you feel sad and want to chew?
18. I just went out to buy oysters. When I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. They thought about it, and it turned out that they like mud.
19. The truck meets a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "stop screaming, I'll take you away!" "
If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite you.
Network is very popular, humorous homophonic terrier 2022 (Chapter 2) 2 1. I saw that dogs in the country are happy and carefree every day, so I asked him "What is the secret of carefree every day" and he said "Woof woof".
Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.
23. Do you like lady style or my epilepsy?
24. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.
25. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
26. I ironed my clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
27. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.
28. The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them with an iron. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, do you hear me? Don't go.
29. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought squid whiskers in the shop. After eating, I felt sick all over. The doctor said I called it an empty beard.
30. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."
3 1. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".
32. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.
33. If Wang Zhi doesn't change it, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.
34. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
A girl should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when she is angry.
36. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?
37. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its change: however, although China keeps our friendship.
38. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.
39. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".
40. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was too poor.
Super funny homophonic terrier 2022 (Chapter 3) 4 1. "What if a white balloon bursts a black balloon?" Confession balloon
42. The coal does not catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.
43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said all frogs will touch your stomach all the time.
44. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally. ""You said, is the girl on the Android machine very stuck when she smiles? "
45. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!
46. I bought a dress today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.
47. Why is there a piano in the house where there are many evil spirits in horror movies? Because "there are several demons in the piano."
48. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
49. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.
50. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck will accumulate mud.
5 1. One day, the boy accidentally killed two ants while cleaning the table. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."
52. I didn't even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?
53. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy and sweet. Today is my birthday.
54. If you don't cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?
When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Is my son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... My name is Li Lei?"
56. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.
57. Guo suddenly called his wife's agent from kidney calculi: Winter Stones. The wife was shocked: to see the sea?
58. You didn't stay up all night. Ollie, what are you doing up late?
59. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make a good duck.
60. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato and you, do you hear? I only belong to you.