Author: cats who forget to breathe

Copywriting:

On his birthday, she wanted to make a real pillow for him, but she bought it by mistake.

In a rage, someone pushed her to the ground, educated her from front to back and from top to bottom, and then said slowly, "Nothing, even if you didn't buy it wrong, I will eat you. You don't have to feel guilty."

"Oh ..." She replied blankly.

It was a long time before she came to her senses. Why on earth should she feel guilty? !

Label: favorite, Jiaojiao, tell the judge.

Title: Keeping Cute with a Black Belly: Happy Little Friends

Author: cats who forget to breathe

Remarks:

When he was young, he gave a little girl a dowry under the leadership of his mother, and since then his life has been intertwined with her.

Just his wife, is there really no problem with IQ?

He sat under the platform, watching the teacher holding her works painted like apples, and suddenly he had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Peach's classmates painted this apple very vividly ..." Before the teacher's words stopped, she heard the little girl crying clearly: "Teacher, I painted this ass ..."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and he sighed gently and quickly returned this guy to him.

Shen You's Funny Crossing: The Most Shameless Couple in History. TXT。

Title: hilarious crossing: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Author: Shen You

Copywriting:

At the end of the article, what is an ongoing pet lady? Uber's answer is-people who obey their wives will succeed, and those who disobey their wives will die! His little princess, only he can bully! Therefore, Jiang Yuyu began to comfort herself when she was caught escaping from marriage for three times. Although this man is too evil and black-bellied, he is a good husband because of his decathlon and his super love for his wife. It's just ... what about this evil moral integrity? ! One day, Jiang Yuyu's face was red. "You ... shameless!" Some Uber people took off their masks and calmly threw them aside. "It's not my face anyway."

Labels of works: funny, belly black, supreme, gourmet.

[Funny friends: Wan Dai] Author: ancient elves

Introduction:

As the most "awesome" killer in the organization, Qian Qian took over a task in his life. Who knows that the task was not completed, but he became the personal maid and bodyguard of Wan Prince. "Miss Wang Ye Qian Qian lost money in gambling and was detained. ""Miss was bullied by the king who sold pork. ""Miss Qian Qian, Wang Ye fell into the river and drowned ... There is a kind of love called Dong Fangbubai, "I only lost to you in my life. There is a kind of love called kneeling and prostrating, "Qian Qian, let's worship". The crowd looked for him thousands of times, but the man was in the dim light. Sweet love, hilarious classic ~ There is no upper limit for a man's belly black, so into the pit needs to be cautious!

Tags of works: River and Lake, Tell the Judge, Laughter, Abdominal Black.

Warm marriage

Author: Nara fish

Copywriting:

She is always the talk of high society. She is unruly and willful, vulgar and rude, and the chaotic relationship between men and women is her label.

He is a rising financial tycoon, and his adjectives are gentle, personable and strong family background.

Once she believed that love was invincible, and no money or power could control it. Facts tell her that love is the most fragile thing in the world, so she no longer talks about it easily.

He once thought what he saw with his own eyes was true. It was not until the bloody marriage broke down that he knew that only by looking at people and things with his heart could he see the truth clearly.

At a blind date dinner, she did the same thing again. After making all kinds of unreasonable demands, she looked at him calmly: "Do you still want to marry me?"

He looked at her chin raised, pretended to be unruly, and unconsciously smiled at her mouth: "Let's get the certificate this afternoon."

On the first night of her wedding, she drank wine, took courage, grabbed his tie and took it into the bedroom to "do the right thing on the spot". When she woke up, she looked at a touch of purple on the sheet and muttered, "That was my holiday."

On the second night of her wedding, because she was not familiar with the skills, she looked at his interesting expression again and squeezed out: "I am role-playing."

On the third night of her wedding, she grabbed the hand that had been burning on her and became angry: "On public holidays, the service is suspended." He whispered in her ear, "It doesn't matter, I'll work overtime for you without receiving overtime pay."

There are still many, hope to adopt.