Humorous and Cute Routine Words Humorous and Cute Routine Words. Sometimes a joking word can liven up the atmosphere. Such words are also very humorous and can be used to relieve our stress. Here is an introduction to humor.

Funny routine words.

Humorous and Cute Routines 1 1. After dinner, my husband suddenly picked up my mobile phone and started playing with it. I said: "Why are you playing with my mobile phone?" "The new mobile phone I bought for you will arrive tomorrow. Let me get familiar with mine first."

Can’t a new mobile phone work?” He was so confident that I couldn’t even refuse.

2. "I don't have any hope for love now, I just want to get rich!" The person who said this is really young. You will know later that you can still think about falling in love. As for getting rich suddenly, you can think about it.

Don't even think about it! 3. The lonely smoke is straight in the desert, and the sun is setting in the long river.

I was very touched. It would have been better if the dollar dropped at that time.

4. Young people drive like they don’t have much time left, while old people drive like they have the most time in the world.

5. A man can't find a girlfriend, so he has no choice but to tell fortunes.

Fortune teller: You are destined to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the second half of your life? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it in the second half of your life.

6. Every time I quarrel with my wife, she will be frightened by my loud voice.

It was like this again today. After the quarrel, she came over and held my hand and said to me: "Husband, please don't do this again. You cried so loudly that the whole corridor heard you." 7. Once upon a time, my bus

The card was accidentally cracked and the chip could be seen, so I simply took out the chip.

When I took the bus to work the next day, I used double-sided tape to stick the chip on my index finger. When I got on the bus, I lightly tapped the card reader with my index finger, and... I still can’t forget the shocked looks in the bus.

8. I was at work when my wife sent me two selfies in different clothes and asked me which one looked better.

As someone who has experienced it, I understand that it is wrong to say that any one of them is beautiful, so I answered: They are all quite beautiful.

My wife replied: Do you think so too? Then I bought both.

I... 9. There was a power outage at home last night, but the neighbor's house had electricity. I called the electrician to come and take a look. After waiting for a long time, he didn't come. The next day I met him and asked him, "Why didn't you come last night?"

He said: "I went there last night. I saw that your house was dark and dark, so I thought no one was there, so I left..." 10. I have been exercising diligently recently. I have lost a pound. You can tell that I am different from before.

Is there a difference? 11. When I was in college, I originally thought that I would spend my college life in an ordinary way. One winter was very cold, and I didn’t want to get up in the morning to go to self-study, so I asked my roommate to make up a reason for me to ask for leave. In the afternoon,

The news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

12. When I was naughty, I was often beaten by my mother. A classmate once taught me this trick. If you make a mistake, you must first admit it and pretend to hit yourself a few times. This way, your parents will see that you have a good attitude in admitting your mistake and will not hit you.

One day I lost my temper again, and seeing my mother angrily coming to beat me, I quickly said with tears in my eyes, "Mom, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again..." and then pretended to slap my butt.

My mother looked at me contemptuously and said, "You are playing unprofessionally. Let me do it for you!" Sure enough, my mother was still playing professionally.

13. My 5-year-old daughter asked me: "Mom, how did I get here?" As usual, I said: "I picked it up from the garbage dump!" She looked depressed, sighed, and said quietly: "

What cruel parent would be willing to throw away such a beautiful child?" 14. Being a human is tiring, otherwise how would we call it human! 15. If you are not full, you will only have one worry; if you are full, you will have countless worries.

Humorous and Cute Routines 2 1. You were born great, but your life is miserable.

2. The directors who sit in the office building and wear suits and ties are so sophisticated that they have become masters.

3. Don’t keep pretending to be cool in front of me. Don’t wait until I can’t help it anymore and I’ll give you a real fuck.

4. Since I got mentally ill, I have become more energetic.

5. This world has too many routines and there are bad people out there.

6. This FMVP battle is finally coming to an end. It turns out that the previous games were all foreplay, and the routines were too deep!

7. The routines in "I Can't Get Married" are too deep, and I suddenly want to fall in love according to the coach's routines.

8. If one day I become a gangster, I will be the first to rape you.

9. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

10. I said that if I stay with you for the rest of my life, I will stay with you for the rest of my life. Don’t worry, even if I die, I will still be with you.

11. I mistook routines for deep feelings, full of scars, and the world keeps laughing at me. I am too naive, and I laugh at the world. 12. We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines bend.

13. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.