1. I'll give you a red envelope if I call grandpa

2. Liu Niang misses the cowherd, and the cowherd loves Liu Niang again and again

3. I only care about what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?

4. The farmers are even angrier when they are angry with the farmers.

5. There are 4,444 small dead lice skins lying on the paper wrapped in fine silver.

6. Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam, two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud, two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the poor beam, two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the poor mud, and two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam.

7. The person who received the red envelope is not handsome

8. I just ate Xiang

9. There is a round eye in front of the mountain and a round eye behind the mountain. They came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I wonder if it is the round eye or the round eye is more round than the round eye.

11. Once upon a time, there was a sword that called me Zhen jian.

11. It's not difficult to get blue in luna, but it's difficult to get blue.

12. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, and blue uniforms are cotton uniforms. Actors wear blue cotton uniforms and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

13. Long hair is swaying in the wind

14. Love your mother, love your mother, love your husband and love your husband

15. Xun Wang hán

16. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said that it was not darker than Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig laughed.

17. There is a drum in east temple and a tiger in Xishan. Knock the drum and disturb the tiger. The drum surface is broken, and the tiger skin is peeled to make up the drum.

18. There are hearts on pomegranate trees, peppers on willow trees, drums and trumpets, wood sinks to the bottom, stones float on the water, chickens catch bald eagles, and mice catch big cats. Do you think it's funny?

19. I'm xx

21. I have a small flower drum with a tiger painted on it, and my mother uses cloth to mend it. Is it cloth to mend the drum or the tiger?

21. Huahua has two red flowers, Red has two yellow flowers, Huahua wants yellow flowers, Red wants red flowers, Huahua gives Red a red flower, and Red gives Huahua a yellow flower.

22. Eight hundred pacesetters rush to the north slope. 2122 Funny voice password red envelope sentence

2122 Funny voice password red envelope sentence (Part 1)

1. Learning is full, lazy and difficult. If you have a full heart, you will not move forward without looking at it. If you lose your heart, you will be lazy and difficult. If you are never complacent, you will learn and do it. Even ants can do it.

2. I don't know if the donkey of green carp is redder than that of red carp

3. The bell in class is more uneasy than that of anxiety

4. Eight white rabbits live in eight houses with eight corners and eight octagons. Eight children wanted to catch eight white rabbits, which frightened the white rabbits and made them afraid to live in eight houses with eight corners and eight octagons.

5. The pole is long, the bench is wide, the pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench won't let the pole be tied to the bench.

6. durian flow cow horn bag;

7. Labor and capital are cool,

8. Jiji and Jiji Ji Ji Ji

9. Don't rub your eyes without tears

11. Lao Fang carries the yellow cover, and Lao Huang carries the square cover. Laos wants to take Lao Huang's square cover, and Lao Huang wants to take Lao Huang's yellow cover. In the end, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

11. Tie up my department's stock Tianle Woxi Slag Glow

12. Take a long time

13. Purple porcelain plate, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin and raw shark's fin. Chi Xiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark's fin. As soon as a bite of shark's fin reached the mouth, the fishbone went into the teeth, and Xiaochi patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

14. The green carp said that his family's Lu Lili was more popular than the red carp's Li

15. Two pairs of upside-down birds hung upside down on the beam, two pairs of upside-down birds hung upside down in the mud, two pairs of upside-down birds hung upside down in the mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds hung upside down on the beam.

16. Pianpin biāo

17. Beard rides donkey, camel picks snails, beard knocks over camel's snails, camel holds the bearded donkey, beard fights camel who picks snails, camel fights donkey's beard, beard hits camel, and camel fights beard.

18. Wei Wang wěi

19. Great Wall Long Wall Long Wall Long Wall

21. Ying Wang yīng 2122 Funny Voice Password Red Packet Sentence (Part II)

21. Brother Kua melon basket crosses a wide ditch, and it leaks when crossing the ditch basket. The melon basket buckle is slung across the ditch, and the melon rolling basket is empty and strange.

22. A thick tree is thick, and a bald tree is bald. The thick tree says that the thick tree is not bald, and the bald tree says that the bald tree is not bald. The thick tree said that the thick tree was thicker than the bald tree, and the bald tree said that the bald tree was bald than the thick tree.

23. Put beans in the pocket, fill the pocket with beans, break the leaked beans in the pocket, pour out the beans, mend the broken pocket, mend the pocket again, and fill the pocket with beans without leaking beans;

24. Dad carries the white cloth, and Uncle puts the white cloth. Dad doesn't put white cloth to move white cloth, and uncle doesn't move white cloth to put white cloth.

25. Liu Niang misses the cowherd every year

26. There is a vine on a high mountain, with a bronze bell hanging on its head. The wind moves the bronze bell, and the wind stops the bronze bell.

27. When the grass is turned upside down, the rice is turned upside down. Don't pour grass, don't pour rice, don't pour grass.

28. Dad hugged the baby and ran to the cloth shop to buy cloth for robes. The baby wouldn't run away in robes. Cloth robes need to be mended with cloth when they are broken, and then go to the cloth shop to buy cloth robes.

29. Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang. Liu Niang falls in love with beef brisket.

31. Bite milk, drink bread, and put the bag on the train. East-west street, north-south walk, go out and see people bite dogs. Pick up the dog and hit the brick, but I'm afraid the brick will bite my hand.

31. Huahua has two red flowers, Red has two yellow flowers, Huahua wants yellow flowers, Red wants red flowers, Huahua gives Red a red flower, and Red gives Huahua a yellow flower.

32. fire y

33. red rice bowl, yellow rice bowl, red rice bowl full of rice bowls, yellow rice bowl half full of rice bowls; A yellow rice bowl adds half a rice bowl, just like a red rice bowl.

34. Long live pá

35.XX, kneel down

36. You can stew frozen tofu, and you can stew my stewed frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

37. Rong Wang róng

38. Brother, I am pregnant!

39. Mix the noodles with garlic, and eat the noodles with garlic to count as garlic cloves; Noodles mixed with garlic, garlic mixed with noodles, is to eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.

41. I'm a funny copy of xx qq voice password red envelope

qq voice password red envelope funny copy article 1

1. I owe xx 5 million

2. I'm funny

3. Eight white rabbits, living in an eight-corner, eight-seat house. Eight children wanted to catch eight white rabbits, which frightened the white rabbits and made them afraid to live in eight houses with eight corners and eight octagons.

4. i

5. Duoduo and his brother, sit down and share the fruits. Brother gives more, and brother gives more, saying that they want to be small, and grandma is happy;

6. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

7. Rats carry knives all over the street looking for cats

8. Dragons are angry with farmers and afraid of them.

9. Pianpin biāo

11. Jiji and Jijiji

11. Ping Ping Ping Ping Cliff turns a stone into a valley of thunder

12. Labor and capital are cool,

13. Yan Pin Yan

14. I only care about you.

15. The green carp said that his family's Lu Lili was more popular than that of the red carp's Li

16. Only the endowment made the catalpa paper know

17. There were two pairs of upside-down birds on the beam, two pairs of upside-down birds in the mud, two pairs of upside-down birds on the poor beam, two pairs of upside-down birds in the mud, two pairs of upside-down birds in the poor mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds on the beam.

18. The longest love I've ever talked about is narcissism.

19. Don't rub your eyes without tears

21. Lang Lianniang came to love Lang qq voice password red envelope funny copy article 2

21. There was a good boy, took a picture and drew paper, and came to the stone yard to learn to draw stone lions. Draw a stone lion once a day and ten times in ten days. Draw a stone lion every time, draw a stone lion every day, and the dead lion is painted as a "living lion".

22. Long live XX, all kneel down

23. Pinpin pá

24. Red blended yellow blended pink blended yellow blended

25. Learning is full, lazy and difficult, and if you have it in your heart, you will not move forward without looking at it, and you will lose it in your heart.

26. gala gālaacute；;

27. I don't know if the donkey of green carp is redder than that of red carp

28. The person who receives the red envelope is handsome

29. If he grabs the red envelope again, he will chop his hand

31. Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai go shopping together. Xiao Ai gave Xiao Dai a catty of food, and Xiao Dai had twice as much food as Xiao Ai. Xiao Dai gives a catty of food to Xiao Ai, and Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai have as many dishes as usual.

31. People have backgrounds, but I have backgrounds.

32. Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang. Liu Niang falls in love with beef brisket.

33. Ninety-nine cows are carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine Jin of oil. Cattle wriggled with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. One basket was ninety-nine kilograms, and there were still sixty-six kilograms of oil left. You said you missed dozens of kilograms of oil?

34. Red rice bowl, yellow rice bowl, red rice bowl full of rice bowls, yellow rice bowl half full of rice bowls; A yellow rice bowl adds half a rice bowl, just like a red rice bowl.

35. Youth is gone, and acne is still there

36. Ashed gray-black fertilizer will volatilize and turn black, and the flying flowers will turn back to gray

37. Xiao Guo drew a red flower, and Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower. Xiao Guo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge's yellow flower, and Xiao Ge exchanged his yellow flower for Xiao Guo's red flower.

38. Give you a raise and invite you to dinner.

39. 811 pacesetters rush to the north slope.

41.XX I want to give birth to monkeys for you. 2122 Spring Festival phonetic red packets spoof sentences

2122 Spring Festival phonetic red packets spoof sentences (Part 1)

1. I just ate Xiang

2. Each basket contains ninety-nine Jin of oil. Cattle wriggled with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. One basket was ninety-nine kilograms, and there were still sixty-six kilograms of oil left. You said you missed dozens of kilograms of oil?

7. Green grapes, purple grapes, and green grapes are seedless and purple. You don't spit grape skins when you eat grapes, but you spit grape skins when you don't eat grapes.

8. Xiaomao holds the flower cat, and the flower cat grabs Xiaomao with its claws, and Xiaomao pats the flower cat with its hands. The flower cat scratches Xiaomao, and Xiaomao hurts the flower cat. Xiaomao cries, and the flower cat barks. Xiaomao releases the flower cat and the flower cat runs away from Xiaomao.

9. gluttonous tāo tiè

11. I'm Doubi

11. The longest love I've ever talked about is narcissism.

12. I'm an idiot

14. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I wonder if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs, or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

17. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to pinch pears with mud, and watched the pear hand holding the pear, which was comparable to the real pear and the fake pear.

18. Dad hugged the baby and went to the cloth shop to buy a robe. The baby won't run away in the robe. Cloth robes need to be mended with cloth when they are broken, and then go to the cloth shop to buy cloth robes.

19. Shenwang shēng

21. Purple porcelain plate, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin and raw shark's fin. Chi Xiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark's fin. As soon as a bite of shark's fin reached the mouth, the fishbone went into the teeth, and Xiaochi patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain. 2122 Chinese New Year Phonetic Red Packet spoof Sentence (Part II)

21. Give the snake a long hand

22. Durian flow cow horn bag;

23. Pianpin biāo

24. There is a vine on a high mountain, with a bronze bell hanging on its head. When the wind moves the bronze bell, the wind stops the bronze bell.

25. Lao Fang carries the yellow cover, and Lao Huang carries the square cover. Laos wants to take Lao Huang's square cover, and Lao Huang wants to take Lao Huang's yellow cover. In the end, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

26. The person who receives the red envelope is handsome

27. Liu Niang has a crush on Niu Niang

28. Only the talent can make the paper know

29. Coach Lan is a female coach, coach Lu is a male coach, coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of the men's basketball team, Lv Nan is the main force of the women's basketball team, coach Lu trains Lan Nan in the men's basketball team, and coach Lan trains Lv Nan in the women's basketball team.

31.XX I will give birth to a monkey for you

31. Long live my emperor

32. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli uses clay to knead the pear, watching the pear hand knead the mud, and the real pear is not far from the fake pear;

33. The guillotine hangs the short knife upside down, the gangster steals the short knife on the stage, the guillotine collapses and the thief falls, and the short knife clinks off.

34. Enthalpy fire hán

35. Enthalpy fire yü

36. Stupid and stupid i

37. I don't know if the green carp is redder than the red carp's donkey

38. Little fist strikes your small chest

39. Tigers drive monkeys out, monkeys fight tigers; A tiger can't drive a monkey out, and a monkey can't fight a tiger.

41. Niu Nianliu came to Liu Nianniu.