2122 Mom's copywriting circle of friends learning to drive is funny (Part 1)

1. Learning to drive without words is really the most negative thing I have experienced since I was a child.

2. I suddenly wish I had someone to lean on. Good night I will take subject two tomorrow. I hope I can pass it.

3. Can I start school or not? My desire to learn driving has been extremely strong these days.

4. "When you get your license and buy a car, you must drive to the training ground for me to have a look, so that I can remember you well. When I meet you driving on the road in the future, I can hide away!"

5. In the inverted pile exam, the examiner rushed out of the room, waved his fist and shouted at me, "Failed! ! ! Knocked down seven, how the hell did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! One * * * six poles, where did you get seven? " Then the coach is lying there, too!

6. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

8. Section 3 wants to drive on at the red light. The coach asked me if the law is not binding on me.

9. Remember to tell people not to install a horn for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

11. I am rude and always make a lot of noise when practicing. The coach kept reading: "Oh, with all that effort, are you trying to unplug my steering wheel?" Do you want me to get a tank to drive for you? "

11. Do you want to shoot me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

12. The steering wheel kills the clutch and steps on it to death

13. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move, and maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make a bold move in society in the future. And the friends who haven't learned to drive, when you meet such a coach, you will follow!

14. My coach said that he wouldn't go out when he got the license.

15. When the ramp started, the coach said, "Put the clutch down gently, find the linkage point, and let the car shake before putting on the brake." I did, and I felt that the car was obviously shaking. I grabbed the shifter and put the brake in neutral, and the car suddenly slipped back. The coach quickly stepped on the brakes and roared, "What do you want?" I don't understand: "I'm in semi-continuous gear!" " "..." "Oh, I thought the semi-continuous gear was between the first gear and the second gear." 2122 Mom's copywriting circle of friends is funny (Part II)

16. You can't even play the steering wheel well. What are your hands born for

17. Report to the coach that everything is ready and request to take off

18. You clamored for reversing before taking the exam in Subject II, and then you succeeded once. Both sides are the same width.

19. The master once said that someone took a road test: "Report!" "come up

21. I passed the exam in subject 2, and I cried after the exam.

21. On the first day of learning to drive, I scraped my car for someone else's driving school with a beautiful reverse car.

22. On the way, say, "You drive, I'll sleep." When dumping piles, he said, "You pour, I'm going to pee."

23. I'm going to take subject 2 tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come on tomorrow.

24. Every time the student bus arrives early or on time, the coach will be delayed for more than half an hour.

25. Learn to drive carefully every day! I'm tanned for several layers! There is no chance to turn white! Want to cry!

26. You can't control the accelerator when driving. Coach: You're driving me out of Ferrari's hearing.

27. When the fellow driver was practicing turning, the coach asked him to see if there was a car behind him. Sure enough, he turned around!

28. Getting ready to get on the bus has just started. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

29. I was too nervous about taking the second exam, and I turned my back on the side ...

31. If you take the exam like this, you will get a few points, and you will get 111 points.

2122 There are 31 funny copies of driving lessons suitable for vibrato (Part 1)

1. I'm learning to drive again, and I'm confident that my life will be 211 years.

2. The fear of being dominated by driving practice every day makes me feel that I have no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

3. In order to get a driver's license, I got up at 5: 31, which was a real struggle.

4. The name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate he got after graduating from senior year. Every word here is typed with tears.

5. I still don't know how the S-bend came ...

6. Coach: Did you see the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't dare not put on the brakes!

7. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

8. It seems that you should learn to drive well after all. There is no one to rely on but yourself.

9. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

11. One day, the coach was so angry that he said something violent: "Step on the handbrake!"

11. I passed the exam in subject 2, and I cried after the exam.

12. The steering wheel killed the clutch and stepped on it to death

13. In the pile-dumping exam, the examiner rushed out of the room and waved his fist and shouted at me, "Fail! ! ! Knocked down seven, how the hell did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! One * * * six poles, where did you get seven? " Then the coach is lying there, too!

14. It's so hot. Why is it so hot? I'm tired of learning to drive. Time is so slow. I'm dried salted fish!

15. When will menstruation come? No, I have to take the second exam. Today, my mother has gone crazy to koi fish so much. Is this an unexpected good thing? 16. Colleague said that she had a Younger, who learned from her coach husband when she was learning to drive. Every time she got on the bus, she would say, "Report to her husband ...", and on the day of the exam, she also said that she would report to her husband ..., and the examiner sitting in the co-pilot said, "You mistook me for someone else!"

17. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have it once. But I haven't won the first victory yet.

18. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

19. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you step on the clutch? Where's the brake? Can't you see it's about to hit! Lightly brake! Overtake, waiting for food! Turn on the turn signal! Kill the steering wheel! Get down there, like a fool!

21. I have to come here! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice driving. I'm so annoyed.

21. Coach: Kill the steering wheel. Me: Kill who?

22. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

23. I didn't know if I was driving correctly, so I always turned to look at the coach sitting in the co-pilot's seat. The coach began to read again: "Look ahead! Look ahead! ! Look ahead! ! ! Although I am handsome, I don't have to stare at me all the time! ! ！”

24. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

25. The green light started slowly. Coach said, what's the matter? Can't you choose your favorite color?

26. See a car on the road in the morning, and put a sign on the back of the car, with a sentence: Remove from the driving school and become a self-taught.

27. Thank you for this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which made me feel at ease and wished you happiness.

28. change to another one. I can't teach you

29. Getting on the bus is ready and just starting. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

31. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car! Excerpts from 2122' s circle of friends who insist on working at high temperature

2122' s circle of friends who insist on working at high temperature

1. When the weather is hot, the bus smells all kinds. Under the heat and irritability, it is the figure that every worker insists on biting his teeth.

2. It's hot enough to melt the hell now. I hope it will be cooler soon. It's really hard to work in high temperature.

3. The sun is burning on the earth, and cicadas are heard not far away. Some people are lazy and weak, while others work hard in the hot sun.

4. The stone tables and chairs in the park are all scalding by the sun, and the paint of the pillars in the pavilion has been baked, giving off an unpleasant smell of paint.

5. I am angry at the inconvenience caused by road construction and road closure. Seeing these workers who are in a hurry under the scorching sun, I can understand at once. The temporary inconvenience is for the convenience in the future, and I want to say thank you to these hard-working workers.

6. It's really hard and hot

7. It's so hot, as if a spark would cause an explosion. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a high temperature room.

8. In hot summer, outdoor high-temperature workers have worked hard. Everyone must pay attention to sun protection and be careful of heatstroke. Only when you are healthy can you work more effectively.

9. In this weather, the work is really too hard. In hot weather, do a good job in preventing heatstroke. Summer weather, scorching sun-like sunshine, swept away the crystal dew in the morning.

11. The sturdy old willow droops its branches listlessly, its green leaves curl up like a criticized child, and its head droops dejectedly. I don't know where the wind is hiding, and it's hot everywhere. The cicada in the tree also screams desperately, "Can't stand it?"

11. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!

12. Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

13. Sweat is like rain, and wind is like soup. The workers have worked hard at the high temperature.

14. Some people are lazy and weak, while others work hard under the scorching sun. In summer, a lot of white little Mao Mao floats out from the willow tree. They are catkins. Catkin contains willow seed babies and spreads them in all directions.

15. The leaves stood there motionless with their heads down, as if complaining that the sun had made the sun so strong. There was no cloud in the sky in clear Wan Li, and the ground was scalding with the sun. The grass couldn't resist the sun's exposure, and even the leaves were rolled into thin strips.

16. This summer, it's so hot that people walk in the street, just like entering a steam room. Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker.

17. My friend ran away from customers, and when it became hot, he sent QQ to complain to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to make a phone call to him: "You are hot!" I am standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a 21-degree cold wind. "

18. I went out for a trip. It was so hot outside, and those who worked in the scorching sun worked hard!

19. Some people are lazy and weak, while others work hard in the scorching sun.

21. There are trees in the park. Because of the hot weather, flowers and trees hang their heads and become dejected like children being criticized. The river is like a mirror, without any ripple. The green trees along the river are planted in order, perhaps because the weather is too hot and they are all listless. Under the heat and irritability, it is the figure that every worker insists on biting his teeth. 2122 A circle of friends who insist on working at high temperature Part II

21. Some people are lazy and weak, while others work hard under the scorching sun. Pushing open the door, a hot air came, and the heat wave rolled. The sun is like a fireball, scorching the earth, the air is sultry, the ground is boiling hot, and people feel hot when walking on the ground. Animals can enjoy the summer well, and dogs hide in the shade, sticking out their long tongues and panting, as if they had just participated in a marathon; Knowing makes full efforts. "Knowing, knowing!" Cried quietly. The buttonwood trees on the roadside stood there listlessly, without a breath of wind, and the leaves were motionless, covered with thick ash. Grass and flowers stand in front of the teacher with their heads down like children who have done something wrong.

22. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies dare to fly close to the shade, as if afraid that the sun will hurt their wings. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a high temperature room.

23. Four years of tears in college, hot in summer, frosty in winter, and air-conditioned refrigerators are all extravagant hopes! Looking at the history of learning to heal the wounds, reflecting the snow in the bag, chiseling the light on the wall, and who dares to pay for it? King Chu, Han Liu Bang, slept in camp beds all over the world. Modao has a long summer this year, and the library is twice as cool. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a high temperature room.

24. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a high temperature room. Those ironware, basked in the summer sun, are like baked sweet potatoes, making people afraid to touch them.

25. isn't it hard enough for workers to keep working on such a hot day?

26. At the moment, the temperature on the apron is still 41 to 51 degrees. Just now, a passenger said, "You have worked hard, and it's not easy on a hot day." It's also meaningful to do this job.

27. Working in high temperature in summer makes everyone healthy! The bitter summer is hard. If you feel uncomfortable, you must see a doctor.

28. Occasionally, in the public telephone booth, I see them calling out to their families in a very high voice. A word of greeting means that they miss their families and tell a happy story about their life on the construction site. They want their families to rest assured and worry too much about their work outside.

29. If I die of fever in this city, my brothers should remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin. The workers have worked hard at the high temperature.

31. Steamed in a thousand miles, braised in Wan Li, looking inside and outside the main city, scorching in the sun, basically scorched in all major districts and counties. Indoor sauna, sweat bath, lying down is teppanyaki. On the street, watching the suspender skirt is particularly enchanting. The temperature is so high that countless beautiful girls compete to show their waists. Cherish foreign students, it is useless to ask for leave, colleges and universities, uneasy air conditioning, a generation of arrogant, African foreign teachers, can not stand it. It's all gone, count the local people, take a cattail leaf fan and shake it! Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker.

31. Today, there are no photos in Disney, but only some sad feelings. Everyone lives hard, tourists play hard, workers work eight hours a day in a cycle, and tour workers smile in the scorching sun. It seems that everyone is working hard, and the best thing for human beings is to have fun in pain.

32. In summer, in the melon fields, I saw the clear sky in Wan Li. There are a few faint white clouds floating. At noon, people couldn't stand the heat, sweating and panting, so they had to go to the shade to enjoy the cool. Flowers in the garden